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Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« on: January 25, 2012, 12:27:13 am »
http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/01/23/kentucky-cuts-education-preserves-tax-breaks-for-creationist-theme-park/

And as a bonus? The governor bitches and moans about not having enough money for education. If I headdesk any further, I'll break my desk if my skull doesn't break first. Could someone send Gibbs over  to smack some sense into the governor of that state? PLEASE? Seriously, that Noah's Ark monstrosity is going to go SO WELL, if by that, they mean "be bankrupt in the first five years of operation."
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 12:35:13 am »
On the plus side they did balance the budget cause they took almost exactly the amount from education as they gave to this monstrosity!
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 12:35:42 am »
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 01:33:26 am »
Why is the government building theme parks in the first place? Useless shit like that is supposed to be the private sector's thing.
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 02:02:52 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 25, 2012, 01:33:26 am
Why is the government building theme parks in the first place? Useless shit like that is supposed to be the private sector's thing.

And it's not even fun useless shit... it's just useless!
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 02:23:46 am »
You know what? I don't care. They wanted it, they got it. Those who object can do so with their votes come election year.
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 10:58:17 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 25, 2012, 01:33:26 am
Why is the government building theme parks in the first place? Useless shit like that is supposed to be the private sector's thing.
Because it's a "museum" and therefore educational and deserving of public funds.

At least, that's probably the state's excuse for funding it, while the real reason is "It brings people to Jesus."
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 11:21:59 am »
Whatever floats their boat.
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 11:34:38 am »
Y'know. I don't care, anymore! If they want to be stupid they should be free to be stupid.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. I, for one, choose intelligence.

I can't try to change these people. They WANT to be stupid. THEY ENJOY BEING STUPID.

All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 12:10:48 pm »
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 01:39:11 pm »
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 02:07:48 pm »
Quote from: Alkaline on January 25, 2012, 01:39:11 pm
Quote from: Star Cluster on January 25, 2012, 11:21:59 am
Whatever floats their boat.


Is that caption supposed to be expressing how the bird or the woman feels?
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 02:28:53 pm »
The bird seems to be the more likely one to be dropping an F-bomb. So I go with bird.
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 02:53:24 pm »
Quote from: SpukiKitty on January 25, 2012, 11:34:38 am
Y'know. I don't care, anymore! If they want to be stupid they should be free to be stupid.



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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 03:23:32 pm »
Fuck the Children.

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