I have tons of document prep work to complete this weekend getting ready for a condo board meeting Monday, where we have to plan the big annual member meeting in April.
So, naturally, first thing this morning I get a call to go put out a fire lit by a bitchy old lady who stirs shit up at every chance. She harassed a home inspector working on a unit sale two doors down from her. She screamed at him because he knocked on her door to let her know what he was doing so she wouldn't be startled by the sound of his extension ladder and his foot steps as he crossed her section of roofing to gain access to a second story roof he was inspecting. And then she called and bitched out the inspector's office receptionist, and then bitched at his office manager.
And then she called and left a bitchy message to the selling Realtor, who is also a nice guy, a neighbor, and a Board member of the adjoining townhouse HOA. Fuck me. I want to drown this bitch next time I see her in the condo pool.
I just love making phone calls first thing in the morning where I'm eating four heaping plate's full of crow before breakfast. I'm looking through our condo governing documents now to see if there is any community rule about harassing workmen doing their jobs. If there is no such rule, the Board can actually draw one up to nip this bullshit in the bud. And make violations of the new rule fine-able. A hundred and fifty bucks a pop. I want to be the one to hand deliver her fine notice if she ever does this shit again.