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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2490 on: November 04, 2012, 09:15:44 pm »
It's not paranoia if they are really out to get you.

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« Reply #2491 on: November 05, 2012, 12:59:55 pm »
Speaking of buses, the Portland buses seem to have utterly lost their shit. I went to see "Wreck-It Ralph" with a buddy and ended up having to walk SEVEN GODDAMN MILES to get back to school. Movie? Great. Three and a half hours of trudging? Not so much.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2492 on: November 05, 2012, 03:37:36 pm »
People who think owning a dog means letting it lie around the house all day, and feeding it occasionally. No. When you get a dog, you have to know a thing or two about the breed so you know how much exercise it'll need each day, and how much downtime it can handle before going berserk. If you get something like a border collie, don't bitch and moan about the poor thing being hyper all day when it's your own goddamn fault for never walking it. Don't get a dog like that if you're in an apartment and know you won't be able to handle it. Be responsible.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2493 on: November 05, 2012, 09:01:22 pm »
People who think owning a dog means letting it lie around the house all day, and feeding it occasionally. No. When you get a dog, you have to know a thing or two about the breed so you know how much exercise it'll need each day, and how much downtime it can handle before going berserk. If you get something like a border collie, don't bitch and moan about the poor thing being hyper all day when it's your own goddamn fault for never walking it. Don't get a dog like that if you're in an apartment and know you won't be able to handle it. Be responsible.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2494 on: November 05, 2012, 09:35:27 pm »
Next dog I get is gonna be a greyhound.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2495 on: November 05, 2012, 09:50:06 pm »
My electric blanket died and I am so cold.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2496 on: November 05, 2012, 09:55:17 pm »
Skin a bear and you won't be

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2497 on: November 05, 2012, 10:00:20 pm »
Yeah, I would be too dead to be cold.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2498 on: November 05, 2012, 10:00:54 pm »
Next dog I get is gonna be a greyhound.

Hope you're ready for "fun runs", medical bills, and going for long jogs with 'em.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2499 on: November 05, 2012, 10:17:05 pm »
My arm still hurts from the flu shot I got yesterday.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2500 on: November 05, 2012, 10:23:46 pm »
Fuck helicopters. That is all.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2501 on: November 06, 2012, 02:51:58 am »
Halo 4 got released a little while ago and it gave me a hell of a night up until then. Had a whole bunch of idiots trying to break into the back room to swipe copies of it early or grab the special edition X-Boxes (Wound up locking them inside our ammunition locker to keep them away).

Wouldn't have been so bad if one of them hadn't decided to act like a rabid squirrel and attack me when I pushed him back out the doors away from it. Had to end up giving him a Sparta style kick to the chest to get him to stop charging and flailing at me (Online badassery right there). On the bright side, none of the managers said I did wrong considering they were watching the whole thing.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2502 on: November 06, 2012, 05:01:42 pm »
Halo 4 got released a little while ago and it gave me a hell of a night up until then. Had a whole bunch of idiots trying to break into the back room to swipe copies of it early or grab the special edition X-Boxes (Wound up locking them inside our ammunition locker to keep them away).

Wouldn't have been so bad if one of them hadn't decided to act like a rabid squirrel and attack me when I pushed him back out the doors away from it. Had to end up giving him a Sparta style kick to the chest to get him to stop charging and flailing at me (Online badassery right there). On the bright side, none of the managers said I did wrong considering they were watching the whole thing.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2503 on: November 07, 2012, 03:22:20 am »
Halo 4 got released a little while ago and it gave me a hell of a night up until then. Had a whole bunch of idiots trying to break into the back room to swipe copies of it early or grab the special edition X-Boxes (Wound up locking them inside our ammunition locker to keep them away).

Wouldn't have been so bad if one of them hadn't decided to act like a rabid squirrel and attack me when I pushed him back out the doors away from it. Had to end up giving him a Sparta style kick to the chest to get him to stop charging and flailing at me (Online badassery right there). On the bright side, none of the managers said I did wrong considering they were watching the whole thing.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2504 on: November 07, 2012, 03:09:05 pm »
There's a girl in my class who sits at the front of the room every day and knits through the entire lecture. It's quite distracting and rather disrespectful to the professor, in my opinion.
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