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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2775 on: December 08, 2012, 01:23:13 pm »
People who think it's funny to kick pigeons.
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« Reply #2776 on: December 08, 2012, 03:44:53 pm »
People who think it's funny to kick pigeons.

FIND ME PEOPLE DOING THIS AND I WILL FIGHT THEM.
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« Reply #2777 on: December 08, 2012, 03:54:06 pm »
People who think it's funny to kick pigeons.

FIND ME PEOPLE DOING THIS AND I WILL FIGHT THEM.

Seriously. I've already screamed at one motherfucker for throwing rocks at geese. I have no problem with taking it further.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2778 on: December 08, 2012, 04:12:18 pm »
I like chasin' pigeons but actually hurting them is definitely way too far.

Assholes.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2779 on: December 08, 2012, 04:47:16 pm »
What?  They're flying rats.

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« Reply #2780 on: December 08, 2012, 06:36:23 pm »
What?  They're flying rats.

Ironbite-hell I'll pounce and eat them.

They have bad meat. Also, what's wrong with rats? Rats are so cute.
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« Reply #2781 on: December 08, 2012, 06:41:43 pm »
I woke up this morning with Rebecca Black's "Friday" playing in my head. I haven't even heard that song for like 8 months.
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« Reply #2782 on: December 08, 2012, 08:31:56 pm »
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« Reply #2783 on: December 08, 2012, 10:13:00 pm »
I sometimes wonder how much better Minecraft would run if it were written in...anything but Java, really.

Oh, and Java itself.  Java annoys me.  A lot.
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« Reply #2784 on: December 09, 2012, 12:47:17 am »
What?  They're flying rats.

Ironbite-hell I'll pounce and eat them.

They have bad meat. Also, what's wrong with rats? Rats are so cute.

Pigeons are probably toxic, due to the kinds of things they eat in urban environments (so yeah, bad meat).

PET rats are just fine, but the wild ones? I never ever want to see them again. Or wild mice, for that matter. Shitty rental houses and poorly-managed apartment complexes will turn you against the disease-ridden little monsters faster than anything, I guarantee it. Luckily that sort of thing is no longer a problem for me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2785 on: December 09, 2012, 08:11:42 am »
What?  They're flying rats.

Ironbite-hell I'll pounce and eat them.

They have bad meat. Also, what's wrong with rats? Rats are so cute.

Pigeons are probably toxic, due to the kinds of things they eat in urban environments (so yeah, bad meat).

PET rats are just fine, but the wild ones? I never ever want to see them again. Or wild mice, for that matter. Shitty rental houses and poorly-managed apartment complexes will turn you against the disease-ridden little monsters faster than anything, I guarantee it. Luckily that sort of thing is no longer a problem for me.

I've never had any issues with rats/mice. I just see mice on the street or in the grass sometimes, and they're so fucking cute.
Pigeons don't see to cause they same problems as rats do, since they don't really break into people's houses and shit everywhere.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2786 on: December 09, 2012, 10:01:40 am »
Honestly why go out of your way to harm any animal* or person? Makes no sense to me.

*Exceptions can be made for hunting purposes. Like with deer, you're helping other deer and the environment at large by thinning the herd, as it were.

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« Reply #2787 on: December 09, 2012, 10:30:31 am »
Honestly why go out of your way to harm any animal* or person? Makes no sense to me.

*Exceptions can be made for hunting purposes. Like with deer, you're helping other deer and the environment at large by thinning the herd, as it were.

Birds, especially common ones, are thought to be really stupid. Pigeons are actually really intelligent, and they're probably one of the most intelligent types of birds. Crows are first I know.
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« Reply #2788 on: December 09, 2012, 05:24:20 pm »
Honestly why go out of your way to harm any animal* or person? Makes no sense to me.

*Exceptions can be made for hunting purposes. Like with deer, you're helping other deer and the environment at large by thinning the herd, as it were.

Birds, especially common ones, are thought to be really stupid. Pigeons are actually really intelligent, and they're probably one of the most intelligent types of birds. Crows are first I know.

African Grey parrots.  Particularly Alex (RIP).  If you mean smartest native US bird, then the crow, yeah.   

I like pigeons.  I see them walking around in town going their own way and doing their own thing... some paired up, some alone... reminds me of miniature people.
Pigeons sound better if you use their actual common name of Rock Dove  (Buildings make good 'rock cliffs').

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« Reply #2789 on: December 09, 2012, 05:27:26 pm »
Honestly why go out of your way to harm any animal* or person? Makes no sense to me.

*Exceptions can be made for hunting purposes. Like with deer, you're helping other deer and the environment at large by thinning the herd, as it were.

Birds, especially common ones, are thought to be really stupid. Pigeons are actually really intelligent, and they're probably one of the most intelligent types of birds. Crows are first I know.

African Grey parrots.  Particularly Alex (RIP).  If you mean smartest native US bird, then the crow, yeah.   

I like pigeons.  I see them walking around in town going their own way and doing their own thing... some paired up, some alone... reminds me of miniature people.
Pigeons sound better if you use their actual common name of Rock Dove  (Buildings make good 'rock cliffs').

Well, Alex would be the most intelligent when it comes to language, and he's probably the smartest bird ever, but Corvids are better at solving complex problems. They can also talk, but they aren't as inclined to since they aren't as social.
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