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Offline Igor

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5520 on: September 27, 2013, 02:20:22 pm »
Apparently some idiot driving down the road actually called our dog out to the road. Being the dumbass that he is, our dog of course went out there. I'm not sure if they were trying to steal our dog or just fuck with him to be an asshole, but... ugh. Don't call a strange dog, especially when said dog is in its own front yard and it's owner is watching you do it from the garage.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5521 on: September 27, 2013, 05:26:42 pm »
I really hate those stupid kettles that only make one cup of hot water at a time.

They amount of water they make never fits the cups you actually have, and it takes forever to make drinks with satchets because you have to spend ages slowly stirring it in.

They are fucking pointless.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5522 on: September 28, 2013, 01:56:14 am »
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 27, 2013, 05:26:42 pm
I really hate those stupid kettles that only make one cup of hot water at a time.

Go talk to the pot about the kettle behind its back.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5523 on: September 28, 2013, 02:28:29 am »
I'm pretty sure my bottom wisdom teeth are shoving the rest of my teeth out of alignment but my health insurance won't cover a trip to the dentist for god knows how long. Considering my traumatic history with dentists that's only halfway to being a bad thing.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5524 on: September 28, 2013, 09:01:22 am »
When I shut down my laptop it takes forever for everything to close, but if I accidentally hit "shut down" instead of "sleep" or "hibernate" it will instantly close everything and turn off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5525 on: September 28, 2013, 11:45:19 am »
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 28, 2013, 09:01:22 am
When I shut down my laptop it takes forever for everything to close, but if I accidentally hit "shut down" instead of "sleep" or "hibernate" it will instantly close everything and turn off.
That... doesn't make sense. You shut it down and it takes forever, but you shut it down "accidentally" and it's instant?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5526 on: September 28, 2013, 05:08:28 pm »
Quote from: Her3tiK on September 28, 2013, 11:45:19 am
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 28, 2013, 09:01:22 am
When I shut down my laptop it takes forever for everything to close, but if I accidentally hit "shut down" instead of "sleep" or "hibernate" it will instantly close everything and turn off.
That... doesn't make sense. You shut it down and it takes forever, but you shut it down "accidentally" and it's instant?

Welcome to computers and Murphy's Law.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5527 on: September 30, 2013, 01:40:44 am »
Costco ALREADY has Christmas decorations for sale. Three. Months. Early.

Seriously? I think the War on Christmas now qualifies as a defensive war.

Protect Halloween and Thanksgiving. Join the War on Christmas.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5528 on: September 30, 2013, 06:13:01 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5529 on: September 30, 2013, 06:56:44 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on September 30, 2013, 01:40:44 am
Costco ALREADY has Christmas decorations for sale. Three. Months. Early.

Seriously? I think the War on Christmas now qualifies as a defensive war.

Protect Halloween and Thanksgiving. Join the War on Christmas.
I wonder why they don't extend Christmas to the other direction as well. I mean people like buying discount stuff in january after the season is over so why not go there and move the discounts to a later date?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5530 on: September 30, 2013, 07:31:28 am »
Quote from: askold on September 30, 2013, 06:56:44 am
Quote from: Meshakhad on September 30, 2013, 01:40:44 am
Costco ALREADY has Christmas decorations for sale. Three. Months. Early.

Seriously? I think the War on Christmas now qualifies as a defensive war.

Protect Halloween and Thanksgiving. Join the War on Christmas.
I wonder why they don't extend Christmas to the other direction as well. I mean people like buying discount stuff in january after the season is over so why not go there and move the discounts to a later date?

They're selling Christmas puddings, and mince pies in Asda now and they will probably be out of date by Christmas, so it's not like you can even buy them to stock up.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5531 on: September 30, 2013, 01:22:21 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on September 30, 2013, 01:40:44 am
Costco ALREADY has Christmas decorations for sale. Three. Months. Early.

Seriously? I think the War on Christmas now qualifies as a defensive war.

Protect Halloween and Thanksgiving. Join the War on Christmas.

Christmas decorations in SEPTEMBER? Seriously?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5532 on: September 30, 2013, 02:11:14 pm »
Quote from: askold on September 30, 2013, 06:56:44 am
Quote from: Meshakhad on September 30, 2013, 01:40:44 am
Costco ALREADY has Christmas decorations for sale. Three. Months. Early.

Seriously? I think the War on Christmas now qualifies as a defensive war.

Protect Halloween and Thanksgiving. Join the War on Christmas.
I wonder why they don't extend Christmas to the other direction as well. I mean people like buying discount stuff in january after the season is over so why not go there and move the discounts to a later date?

There was one year at the major retailer I worked at, where I swear they were still playing the fucking Christmas music until just about the end of January.  To say we were all sick of it was the understatement of the month.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5533 on: September 30, 2013, 02:38:15 pm »
Using the term "DH" to refer to one's husband. I get that it's supposed to be a really sweet, endearing term (an abbreviation of "Dear Husband"), but to me it seems like over-the-top diabetes-inducing glurge.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5534 on: September 30, 2013, 02:46:34 pm »
Quote from: Dr. Weird on September 30, 2013, 02:11:14 pm
Quote from: askold on September 30, 2013, 06:56:44 am
Quote from: Meshakhad on September 30, 2013, 01:40:44 am
Costco ALREADY has Christmas decorations for sale. Three. Months. Early.

Seriously? I think the War on Christmas now qualifies as a defensive war.

Protect Halloween and Thanksgiving. Join the War on Christmas.
I wonder why they don't extend Christmas to the other direction as well. I mean people like buying discount stuff in january after the season is over so why not go there and move the discounts to a later date?

There was one year at the major retailer I worked at, where I swear they were still playing the fucking Christmas music until just about the end of January.  To say we were all sick of it was the understatement of the month.
There's a rule in my house that no one can talk about xmas until December 4th (because my birthday is the 3rd). I never appreciated this rule until I saw a grocery store selling wreaths in October.
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