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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6405 on: December 23, 2013, 09:18:20 am »
I know kids that aren't like that at all.  I still blame the parents.

Those are, from my experience, in the extreme minority.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6406 on: December 23, 2013, 11:52:53 am »
I think a ton of people don't understand all the crap you have to deal with when you have a kid. Everyone I've talked to said they never knew how much it would change their lives. Pets are far better because you get all the enjoyment with none of the backtalk.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6407 on: December 23, 2013, 12:40:27 pm »
As the comedian Rita Rudnick put it, about discussing getting a dog or having a baby, "My husband and I boiled down the decision to these points; Do we ruin our carpet, or ruin our lives?"
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6408 on: December 23, 2013, 12:44:15 pm »
Bingo.

(Though my sister has been redoing her carpet because of the kids, so ha.)
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« Reply #6409 on: December 23, 2013, 06:17:10 pm »
Bingo.

(Though my sister has been redoing her carpet because of the kids, so ha.)

Were they shitting on it?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6410 on: December 23, 2013, 07:00:38 pm »
Bingo.

(Though my sister has been redoing her carpet because of the kids, so ha.)

Were they shitting on it?

I doubt it, kids are generally messy, especially when it comes to food.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6411 on: December 23, 2013, 08:36:05 pm »
Yeah, they spill crap and drop food when they're eating. Carpet is never truly clean after those things...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6412 on: December 24, 2013, 07:13:58 am »
My boyfriend has a bit of a bogan problem at his house.

His housemate, L, the one that wants to die before hes 30, hes got so many friends, and one or two of them are always there.

Thing is, he is off on holidays to visit family, and his friends are still occupying the living room. It makes no friggin sense
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6413 on: December 24, 2013, 11:31:11 am »
My boyfriend has a bit of a bogan problem at his house.

His housemate, L, the one that wants to die before hes 30, hes got so many friends, and one or two of them are always there.

Thing is, he is off on holidays to visit family, and his friends are still occupying the living room. It makes no friggin sense

What's a bogan?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6414 on: December 24, 2013, 11:33:31 am »
My boyfriend has a bit of a bogan problem at his house.

His housemate, L, the one that wants to die before hes 30, hes got so many friends, and one or two of them are always there.

Thing is, he is off on holidays to visit family, and his friends are still occupying the living room. It makes no friggin sense

What's a bogan?

Australian rednecks.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6415 on: December 24, 2013, 11:37:41 am »
My boyfriend has a bit of a bogan problem at his house.

His housemate, L, the one that wants to die before hes 30, hes got so many friends, and one or two of them are always there.

Thing is, he is off on holidays to visit family, and his friends are still occupying the living room. It makes no friggin sense

What's a bogan?

Australian rednecks.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6416 on: December 24, 2013, 02:50:05 pm »
A chav.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6417 on: December 24, 2013, 05:40:27 pm »
Chavs are more like inner city thugs, actually.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6418 on: December 24, 2013, 06:57:35 pm »
Firefox uninstalled all its add-ons for some mysterious reason, so I had to reinstall Adblock Plus and block all the gifs in people's signatures again.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6419 on: December 24, 2013, 10:45:05 pm »
Firefox uninstalled all its add-ons for some mysterious reason, so I had to reinstall Adblock Plus and block all the gifs in people's signatures again.
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