Things That Annoy You

[RavynousHunter]

If there's one hardcore part of my body, its my immune system.  There's one advantage to living in utterly filthy environments, you develop a godly immune system.  Best part is, its smart enough to not go full dumbass over stupid shit like peanuts or pollen.  NO.  KNOWN.  ALLERGIES.  Bitches.

[Svata]

My immune system kicks ass too, but pollen fucks me over.

[The_Queen]

If there's one hardcore part of my body, its my immune system.  There's one advantage to living in utterly filthy environments, you develop a godly immune system.  Best part is, its smart enough to not go full dumbass over stupid shit like peanuts or pollen.  NO.  KNOWN.  ALLERGIES.  Bitches.

I'm not allergic to anything either, but I tend to get a cold at least once every year and the flu about once every four years. Pollen didn't bother me for 21 years, then it bothered me two years in a row when I was 22 and 23, and since moving to Ohio, it hasn't bothered me since. Go figure.

[Ghoti]

The only things I'm seriously allergic to are penicillin and sulfa, which isn't something that comes up often. I used to be a little bit allergic to cats but I don't react anymore unless I shove my face in a cat's belly, and when I do that I have more pressing concerns (like convincing them that it's in their best interest to remove their claws from my face).

[The_Queen]

The only things I'm seriously allergic to are penicillin and sulfa, which isn't something that comes up often. I used to be a little bit allergic to cats but I don't react anymore unless I shove my face in a cat's belly, and when I do that I have more pressing concerns (like convincing them that it's in their best interest to remove their claws from my face).

Actually, now that you mention it, I am allergic to bactrim. Nothing serious, I just took it for a week after surgery to prevent infection and it caused my chest to break out in hives. It was a very minor allergic reaction. Other than that, no known allergies.

[Askold]

My net is lagging horribly and cuts down completely occasionally. As soon as the holidays are over I am going to complain to the net provider.

EDIT: And now my stomach is all messed up. This better be because of holiday stress because all I've eaten yesterday is good Christmas foods and if it turns out that I can no longer eat some/all of those because of allergy or something...

[Art Vandelay]

I bashed my toe against a concrete step about 8 hours ago and it still hurts like a goddamn cunt. I strongly suspect that it's broken. The next week or so is going to be a fucking riot.

[I am lizard]

I bashed my toe against a concrete step about 8 hours ago and it still hurts like a goddamn cunt. I strongly suspect that it's broken. The next week or so is going to be a fucking riot.

I'm assuming you've tried copious amounts of alcohol?

[Art Vandelay]

I bashed my toe against a concrete step about 8 hours ago and it still hurts like a goddamn cunt. I strongly suspect that it's broken. The next week or so is going to be a fucking riot.

I'm assuming you've tried copious amounts of alcohol?

Nope, just clumsy.

[guizonde]

I bashed my toe against a concrete step about 8 hours ago and it still hurts like a goddamn cunt. I strongly suspect that it's broken. The next week or so is going to be a fucking riot.

I'm assuming you've tried copious amounts of alcohol?

Nope, just clumsy.

i think he implied drinking alcohol to numb the pain.

[Art Vandelay]

I bashed my toe against a concrete step about 8 hours ago and it still hurts like a goddamn cunt. I strongly suspect that it's broken. The next week or so is going to be a fucking riot.

I'm assuming you've tried copious amounts of alcohol?

Nope, just clumsy.

i think he implied drinking alcohol to numb the pain.

Ah, derp. Though come to think of it, I think my original response is still valid. One broken toe is bad enough, thank you very much.

[Ironchew]

I broke my fourth toe back in October. It was about three weeks until I could wear shoes again; hopefully you won't have to wait as long.

[TheL]

Have I mentioned how much I hate "The Christmas Shoes"?

Sing over it.

"Sir I wanna buy this booze, for my mama please.
I swear that I'm not drinking underage..."

[Ghoti]

I think "the Christmas shoes" is a lot more bearable if you interpret it as some kid running a scam - he gets some kind stranger to pay for some expensive shoes with a sob story, then returns them to get the shmuck's money.

[RavynousHunter]

I really want some sausage and eggs for breakfast.  Alas, the chances of that happening might as well not even exist.