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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2055 on: September 01, 2012, 12:37:15 pm »
I awoke this morning to my apartment's groundskeeper using a leaf blower at 8:40 on a Saturday morning.  After it woke my wife up too, I went downstairs and politely asked him to do that later.

His response:

"It's Saturday.  There's no specific time that we're supposed to start on Saturday.  This machine can't wake you up.  When I'm sleeping, I can tune out anything, so it's all in your head, it's not the machine.  I'm not being mean or anything, and I respect that you have the audacity to come down here and ask me to stop this, because that's respect.  So, no."

It's all in my head and it is audacious to ask somebody not to use loud equipment early in the morning, right by tenant's windows?  This basically translates to "go fuck yourself."  We're on the top floor, and my wife can sleep through almost anything.  If it work her up, it woke up that entire side of the building.  I wasn't asking him not to work, I was asking him to do something quiet.  For example, he is now working in the garden in the courtyard, which makes no noise at all.

And, I see no point in complaining to the apartment manager, because though he's a nice guy, he's grossly incompetent, and never does anything.  When we moved in, he promised to make 6 different repairs in the apartment, only one of which has been completed.

Fuck this place.  Only 9.5 months to go.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2056 on: September 01, 2012, 01:02:44 pm »
Fuck you, Amazon. Don't give me bullshit charges on my account. I tried to use my debit card at the grocery store and it was rejected. That's not the least bit embarrassing, having to forgo my food because you guys are fucking assholes.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2057 on: September 01, 2012, 01:46:02 pm »
Maybe somebody stole your credit card info?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2058 on: September 01, 2012, 04:46:31 pm »
I just bought some new pens, and it turns out that they're worthless pieces of shit.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2059 on: September 01, 2012, 06:14:52 pm »
Damn seasonal allergies.  Medicine hardly helps at all.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2060 on: September 02, 2012, 01:10:19 am »
Maybe somebody stole your credit card info?

Nope, I double-checked my account and contacted Amazon. They're fixing stuff now.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2061 on: September 02, 2012, 02:24:48 am »
So, the former owner of the cat I've taken in never bothered to have her fixed, and she's starting to show signs of going into heat. I was planning on bringing her into the vet next week to take care of all of that (along with her shots, etc.), since I'm getting paid on Thursday, but if she is coming into season, I'll likely have to bring her in earlier -- and it could end up costing more, since a lot of vets will charge extra to spay a cat during a heat cycle. It's also riskier for the cat.

I really wish her old owner had taken care of this back when she was still a kitten. Not only would it have saved me the hassle, it would have also been a lot better for the cat -- heat cycles are pretty hard on them.

On the plus side, both of my male cats are neutered, so at least I won't have to worry about any hanky panky going on. The last thing I need is a pregnant cat.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2062 on: September 02, 2012, 12:37:04 pm »
My phone went missing earlier today. I still haven't found it and it's entirely possible that someone has stolen it. Needless to say, I am rather pissed by this turn of events.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2063 on: September 02, 2012, 02:11:46 pm »
My internet is being particularly bitchy today.

Also, some dickface upstairs feels the need to loudly scream at whatever game he's playing.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2064 on: September 02, 2012, 08:44:25 pm »


This is being passed around on Facebook, and I'm annoyed by how many people are answering "1". BEDMAS, bitches. (Or PEMDAS, if you're American.)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2065 on: September 02, 2012, 08:58:19 pm »
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2066 on: September 02, 2012, 09:26:11 pm »
There's no paraphrases therefor the answer is 1.

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« Reply #2067 on: September 02, 2012, 09:35:50 pm »
There's no paraphrases therefor the answer is 1.

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Actually it's 7.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2068 on: September 02, 2012, 09:40:51 pm »
When you're totally pumped up over a trailer of the new season of a show that you like to watch, but then you realized that they changed to time to 9:30am on Saturdays, which means you'll probably miss the the show because you like to sleep.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2069 on: September 02, 2012, 09:44:59 pm »
There's no paraphrases therefor the answer is 1.

Ironbite-unless they're invisible in which case I have no fucking clue.
Actually it's 7.

Art Vandelay- Division and multiplication first, followed by addition and subtraction.

Yep. Order of operations.
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