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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2115 on: September 08, 2012, 05:31:43 am »
Me too. :(
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2116 on: September 08, 2012, 05:46:34 am »
Meh... there are times.  Great times to do great things.  Embrace them, Mlle.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2117 on: September 08, 2012, 06:14:43 am »
I missed my 666th post.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2118 on: September 09, 2012, 11:48:45 am »
Storms that knock out the power.  Seriously had more of those this year then I've ever had in this area.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2119 on: September 09, 2012, 02:04:32 pm »
My shitty-ass computer cable. The rubber around it has been split up the side for about six months now, but it died entirely yesterday and I've only just managed to squeak through into today with a well-timed borrowing from a friend.

Now I have nothing and I'm at 10% of power. And my replacement doesn't come in until tomorrow.

Fuck this shit.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2120 on: September 09, 2012, 03:54:41 pm »
Got a call from a Christian telemarketer today. I'd have choked him if it were physically possible to thrust my hand through the phone.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2121 on: September 09, 2012, 03:59:51 pm »
hate Benign Positional Vertigo - feels like this...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlL24shW7E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlL24shW7E</a>

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2122 on: September 09, 2012, 05:07:13 pm »
Drivers who think that stopping at a stop sign is optional. Fucking assholes.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2123 on: September 09, 2012, 06:13:40 pm »
hate Benign Positional Vertigo - feels like this...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlL24shW7E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlL24shW7E</a>

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Drivers who think that stopping at a stop sign is optional. Fucking assholes.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2124 on: September 10, 2012, 12:00:45 am »
People in the uni library keep on turning off the computers after they have finished using them. Really shits me because it takes long enough to log in, and I really hate waiting for the damn thing to turn on again
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2125 on: September 10, 2012, 12:26:02 am »
I had a bunch of schoolwork to do today, and somehow I ended up not doing any of it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2126 on: September 10, 2012, 03:15:02 pm »
I saw an ad near my school that said "Prof. electrician, will help u save $$$$." Yeah, that sounds professional.

Also, I'm getting really fed up with the two new houses they're building in my neighborhood. There are houses for sale here, and yet they just had to take down a shitload of trees and plop two more hideous houses on the steepest, most dangerous curve.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2127 on: September 10, 2012, 03:18:11 pm »
I saw an ad near my school that said "Prof. electrician, will help u save $$$$." Yeah, that sounds professional.

Prof. Electrician...

Professor Electrician?



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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2128 on: September 10, 2012, 03:35:47 pm »
Also, I'm getting really fed up with the two new houses they're building in my neighborhood. There are houses for sale here, and yet they just had to take down a shitload of trees and plop two more hideous houses on the steepest, most dangerous curve.
They'll have drivethroughs soon enough.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2129 on: September 10, 2012, 07:02:43 pm »
Apparently, 80% of the students on campus don't understand what a car or a road is, because I was trying to drive and they simply refused to get out of the middle of the goddamn road. It's not like they were crossing or anything, they were just leisurely strolling down the center as if it were a trail in the woods.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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