Meanwhile, in the Star Wars thread Jason is proposing to kidnap an Aussie and force him to wank so the British can invade France!
I think he's going for the sleep deprivation psychosis angle because he realizes his arguments have all the appeal of rotting fish and feces in a bucket.
Let's be fair: His plan included rape because he doesn't think that he can convince some old guy to become the king of a nation BUT at the same time he thinks he can...
a) Convince millions of people to go with his plan of setting up a new king (or a completely random woman pregnant with the child of a guy who didn't want to be a king) as the leader of their country.
b) Convince millions of people to fight in a war for said king or other ruler.
c) Somehow not get his and everyone else's asses kicked at any part of this plan that includes violating laws, attempted coup, a massive war against NATO and anyone else who'd likely join in.
Somehow you'd think that convincing someone of becoming a king of a massive kingdom would be the easiest part of this "divine plan" but Jacob here doesn't think he can manage even that.