Muslim: better spend literally billions of dollars chucking him in prison for no reason.
Christian: better elect him to Congress.
I actually agree with this.
It's not the fedora on their head, it's the fedora on their heart.
(People generally mean trilby anyway)
Nor is Justin Bieber's stupid low-pants be-sneakered inability to dress himself. Low-pants dress style is probably the second crappiest fashion, short slightly of hipster. It is interesting that a moderately violent, thug-life uber-entitled talentless fuckwit has been able to avoid widespread dismissal by virtue of the hue of his skin, however. Bieber is one of the few people who could improve the world by leaving it.
Also, the trilby/fedora thing annoys me to no end. Goddamnit, not fucking hard. Mistaking a bowler hat for a fedora is particularly stupid, however. Also, too; assholes wear them.