Being from Oregon (born and raised), living in Michigan for 8 months at one point, and now living in New York for the last five years or so, mine are all over the map.
- Californians are, by and large, speed demon idiots.
- Oregonians don't know how to drive in snow. Looking at you, Clackamas.
- Washingtonians need a fucking reality check, especially Seattle sometimes. I've been to the bad parts of Seattle, fuckers, you ain't as pristine as you think.
- No one in Michigan drives the fucking speed limit. This goes double in the dead of winter. Also, Ann Arbor fucking sucks.
- New Jersey is populated with assholes.
- So is NYC, for that matter.
- NYC is also made of bullshit for trying to get around without a GPS.
- Also, Times Square is over-rated as all fuck.
- Really, the whole city is made of absolute suck and fail. I don't know where the attitude comes from that they live in an amazing city. Must all be from Queens.
- Lastly, any fucker that comes up here from the city can fuck all kinds of off, because these jackasses are inevitably from the city. You don't get to ride my ass and tailgate me with your high beams on at 11:45 at night when I'm already doing 5 above the speed limit. Go to hell and learn some gorram patience.