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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3225 on: July 15, 2013, 08:42:34 pm »

The man laced the milk with specialized chemicals that activate when immersed in mucus (such as the kind found in your stomach), knowing that the milk would be made into ice cream for a party his neighbor was going to, the plan failed when the milk detonated prematurely.

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I haven't heard of this milk thing. Do you have a link to the story handy?

It might be in relation to this:

http://www.dairyreporter.com/Regulation-Safety/Ban-on-milk-sold-from-cows-with-TB

It's probably in reference to it being illegal to sell unpasteurized (raw) cow's milk. The reason it's illegal is raw cow's milk can spread some nasty diseases to humans. Tuberculosis and brucellosis, for example.

http://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/rawmilk/raw-milk-questions-and-answers.html#risks
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3226 on: July 15, 2013, 08:54:29 pm »
I know raw cow milk can contain diseases. I meant the thing about a guy lacing the milk he sold with some chemical.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3227 on: July 15, 2013, 10:55:01 pm »
Pretty sure he was just joking about that.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3228 on: July 15, 2013, 11:02:40 pm »

The man laced the milk with specialized chemicals that activate when immersed in mucus (such as the kind found in your stomach), knowing that the milk would be made into ice cream for a party his neighbor was going to, the plan failed when the milk detonated prematurely.

The "kid" is actually an alien body snatcher who just used a parasite to "Infect" a human parental unit.

I haven't heard of this milk thing. Do you have a link to the story handy?
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It might be in relation to this:

http://www.dairyreporter.com/Regulation-Safety/Ban-on-milk-sold-from-cows-with-TB

It's probably in reference to it being illegal to sell unpasteurized (raw) cow's milk. The reason it's illegal is raw cow's milk can spread some nasty diseases to humans. Tuberculosis and brucellosis, for example.

http://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/rawmilk/raw-milk-questions-and-answers.html#risks

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3229 on: July 15, 2013, 11:07:23 pm »

There are so many things wrong with this...

Most pressing is the fact Rall seems to think funding emergency services is BAD.

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« Reply #3230 on: July 17, 2013, 12:43:48 am »
What? The NY Fire Department isn't THAT well funded, is it?
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« Reply #3231 on: July 17, 2013, 01:07:21 am »
I highly doubt it.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3232 on: July 17, 2013, 01:11:05 am »
I'm pretty sure it's satire about how politicians in NY keep wanting to cut public services like police and firefighters.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3233 on: July 17, 2013, 02:49:15 am »
It's Ted Rall.  He also did a cartoon about how the 9/11 widows didn't really love their husbands and are just milking the situation for money.  He's kind of a dipshit.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3234 on: July 17, 2013, 09:18:24 am »
It's Ted Rall.  He also did a cartoon about how the 9/11 widows didn't really love their husbands and are just milking the situation for money.  He's kind of a dipshit.
It'd be funny if his house was on fire and the firemen knew who he was so intentionally got in a crash to have an excuse to let it burn.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3235 on: July 18, 2013, 01:33:46 am »
Friends, I think I've found a goldmine of stupidity here.





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« Reply #3236 on: July 18, 2013, 01:40:41 am »
...Not exactly something I would call a goldmine.

Nuclear waste landfill of stupidity would be a better description.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3237 on: July 18, 2013, 03:16:27 am »
I don't understand how someone could be against abortion and condoms/emergency contraceptives at the same time.

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« Reply #3238 on: July 18, 2013, 03:19:28 am »
Because "condoms and other contraceptives encourage kids to have sex instead of keeping their legs closed like good little Christian Girls!"
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3239 on: July 18, 2013, 06:07:56 am »
I don't understand how someone could be against abortion and condoms/emergency contraceptives at the same time.

Because "condoms and other contraceptives encourage kids to have sex instead of keeping their legs closed like good little Christian Girls!"

Also, some people view the Pill as another form of abortion.

Judaism doesn't, actually, and while elective abortion is prohibited, it's quite acceptable for couples to use contraception to delay having children until they're in a good financial situation. As long as they eventually get around to having kids, it's OK.
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