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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3510 on: August 24, 2013, 07:13:14 pm »


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Yes, but I'd advise against it for health reasons and ask you to please not subject anyone else to the secondhand smoke. An E-cigarrette might be a better option.

*chugs down a 2-liter of Coke* Sure, can you get me one while your there?

*throws mostly empty soda bottle in to the air and shoots it with a shotgun* Sure. You wouldn't know a good place to get cheap ammo would you? It's so expensive most places around here.

Yeah, but have fun with the electric bill. The latest LED bulbs might be a bit more expensive but the last longer and are more efficient both in terms of electricity and money. There are a few things like heating lamps that require traits specific to an incandescent bulb, but otherwise I don't know why you'd prefer them over other options. I'm not fond of those spiral bulbs cause of the mercury the have in them, so I'd advise you be careful not to break them.

Is it really your choice or the power company's? I'd prefer more efficient and renewable resources for general power creation. Perhaps harness the methane in cow shit. I'd save the coal for stuff like cool old steam tractors or whatever.

Yeah. Just don't force it on others or be an annoying ass about it.

One suggestion though, in the future you should consider choosing more than one panel for a comic.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3511 on: August 25, 2013, 02:25:26 pm »
Just because Charles Schulz is dead doesn't mean that you should use his characters to showcase your ignorance and racism.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3512 on: August 25, 2013, 04:23:30 pm »
Especially given that the one about religion goes contrary to Schulz' own beliefs, if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #3513 on: August 25, 2013, 05:37:40 pm »
I'm gonna take a stab at it and say it's implying Obama is Netanyahu's bitch. Or something.

But I thought that Obama was an Israel hating crypto-muslim
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3514 on: August 25, 2013, 06:08:54 pm »
Only if you are a typical conservative. If you're an anti-Semite, then he worships Israel.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3515 on: August 26, 2013, 09:21:59 am »


What the hell am I looking at?

I'm trying to figure out WTF costume designers have to do with anything.  (It's "customers," you ignorant racist fuck. Learn 2 English.)
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3516 on: August 26, 2013, 10:28:55 am »
I'm gonna take a stab at it and say it's implying Obama is Netanyahu's bitch. Or something.

But I thought that Obama was an Israel hating crypto-muslim

Only if you are a typical conservative. If you're an anti-Semite, then he worships Israel.

One group believes that Obama is a muslim and trying to destroy Israel in some global conspiracy, another group believes that Obama is part of the Jewis-globalconspiracy and would in fact like to see Israel destroyd. Both groups set aside their differences and form a narrative where they both can hate Obama and join forces. (And then they fight crime!)

Seriously, the biggest strength these right wing organisations have is that they can unite people in hatred. Even if they only agree on one tiny matter, even if otherwise they are idelogically opposites and would have no hope of co-operating if they did manage to defeat Obama. But as long as Obama is the president they can concentrate on this single issue. It is quite mind boggling.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3517 on: August 27, 2013, 12:55:00 am »


What the hell am I looking at?

I'm trying to figure out WTF costume designers have to do with anything.  (It's "customers," you ignorant racist fuck. Learn 2 English.)

It's from the People's Cube, made by a batshit crazy right-wing hack named Oleg Atbashian. He is allegedly a refugee from a Communist country and created a site called "Communists for Kerry." Since he a refugee from a former Soviet territory, he is one of those dipshits who right-wing retards who post shit on their blogs use as "proof" of how similar American liberals are to communists and socialists.

If this guy really is a refugee from an actual Communist country, and he is exploiting that just to make tasteless, idiotic, stupid, thoughtless, shit-brained, ignorant, substance free partisan potshots at liberals in America for the enjoyment of the sordid cretenious vermin that is the American Roght-Wing, then he is a terrible human being with no integrity, no character, and no sense of empathy for the people who suffered under real communist countries. He should be ashamed of himself. He's one of the few people who I honestly wish had been aborted by his parents. I don't care how harsh that sounded. This man has gotten almost no criticism from anyone as far as I've been able to see, and any criticism he gets is well deserved, no matter how harsh.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3518 on: August 27, 2013, 04:05:15 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3519 on: August 27, 2013, 04:13:44 am »
Okay, what the hell, Liberal Logic 101?

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2667

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2662

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2644
Haven't heard the first two, and the last one is so fucking childish I laughed.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3520 on: August 27, 2013, 11:40:41 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3521 on: August 27, 2013, 12:07:33 pm »
Okay, what the hell, Liberal Logic 101?

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2667

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2662

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2644


The first one is fucking ridiculous because it has no real point. Yeah, okay, they're both mixed race and...? Or are we blaming it on the father in this particular instance?

Number two is just as ridiculous because they're still harping on the birth certificate thing which got old five years ago.

The third one made me actually laugh at loud if not for the fact that they used the word 'dork' but in the fact that they still believe none of their "own" presidents did drugs and the whole Michelle Obama thing is half as old as the birth certificate thing.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3522 on: August 28, 2013, 12:57:47 am »
Okay, what the hell, Liberal Logic 101?

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2667

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2662

http://liberallogic101.com/?p=2644


The first one is fucking ridiculous because it has no real point. Yeah, okay, they're both mixed race and...? Or are we blaming it on the father in this particular instance?

Number two is just as ridiculous because they're still harping on the birth certificate thing which got old five years ago.

The third one made me actually laugh at loud if not for the fact that they used the word 'dork' but in the fact that they still believe none of their "own" presidents did drugs and the whole Michelle Obama thing is half as old as the birth certificate thing.

I swear to God, that site just HAS to be a satire of what conservatives think liberals are like. It simply is not possible for people to truly be that ignorant. I refuse to even consider that as a legitimate possibility. It just HAS to be satire!

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3523 on: August 28, 2013, 01:19:30 am »
I swear to God, that site just HAS to be a satire of what conservatives think liberals are like. It simply is not possible for people to truly be that ignorant. I refuse to even consider that as a legitimate possibility. It just HAS to be satire!
Think of it in a manner of "turtles all the way down." Now you might ask the question of, "Where is the bottom?" The answer is that there is no bottom! Willful ignorance is self sustaining.


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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3524 on: August 28, 2013, 04:04:05 am »
And I refuse to unblock Liberal Logic's crap in Adblock.