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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3735 on: October 19, 2013, 12:27:58 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3736 on: October 19, 2013, 01:31:29 am »
And it's an MS Paint drawing to boot.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3737 on: October 19, 2013, 02:32:05 am »


Not really "political" but I'm posting it here anyway. This is from some Christian modesty booklet. So if you don't act like it's the 19th century and dress in your grandmother's curtains then you're not lady like. I also like how the first rule is essentially "no fat chicks."

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3738 on: October 19, 2013, 02:41:07 am »
a) "Becoming cheap?" "Unchastity?" You can tell this was written by a prude, most people who complain about women would have just called slut-shaming what it is.
b) If a woman has an "ungainly walk" they probably have some sort of health issue (Same goes with "Raspy, gravelly voice.")
c) "Ready smile?" So women are supposed to smile all the time? Going straight for the "Stepford smile" I see. (CREEEEEPY)
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3739 on: October 19, 2013, 02:49:14 am »
Are we sure that isn't from the 19th century?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3740 on: October 19, 2013, 03:06:54 am »
The art style and clothes seem newer than 19th century (was going to say last century... Still not used to living in the 21st.) could 1960's or something like that.

Speaking of art style, both of those women seem cute in my opinion.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3741 on: October 19, 2013, 04:58:43 am »
Honestly, the prim lady on the right seems a bit too intrigued by what the crass lady on the left is saying.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3742 on: October 19, 2013, 01:18:02 pm »
My favorite is 'No, she's not a boy!!'.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3743 on: October 19, 2013, 01:36:26 pm »
Honestly, the prim lady on the right seems a bit too intrigued by what the crass lady on the left is saying.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3744 on: October 19, 2013, 08:55:33 pm »
Oh, and don't forget "slouching posture" and "raspy, gravelly voice." Because you can only be feminine if you have perfect skeletal, structural, and vocal health. Fuck all those girls with scoliosis or respiratory problems, amirite?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3745 on: October 19, 2013, 09:17:06 pm »
Most of the women I know would take being called 'unlady like' as a compliment.

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« Reply #3746 on: October 19, 2013, 09:17:57 pm »
Most of the women I know would take being called 'unlady like' as a compliment.

Totally, being "lady-like" is overrated. Better to stand up for yourself.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3747 on: October 19, 2013, 09:35:33 pm »
My mom made me go to etiquette and deportment classes after school for a year when I turned 11. Mind you, I'm cis lesbian, and was very happy as a tomboy, climbing trees and playing tennis and building crossbows and other fun crazy shit in my spare time. This femininity training sheet looks a lot like what I remember having to study back in 1971. Judging from the "bad example" girl's clothes, maybe this one dates from 1959 to 1965. After I passed the class - which I hated beyond all you can imagine - my mom signed me up for Cotillion ball room dancing. I hated my childhood at times....
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3749 on: October 19, 2013, 10:29:55 pm »
My mom made me go to etiquette and deportment classes after school for a year when I turned 11. Mind you, I'm cis lesbian, and was very happy as a tomboy, climbing trees and playing tennis and building crossbows and other fun crazy shit in my spare time. This femininity training sheet looks a lot like what I remember having to study back in 1971. Judging from the "bad example" girl's clothes, maybe this one dates from 1959 to 1965. After I passed the class - which I hated beyond all you can imagine - my mom signed me up for Cotillion ball room dancing. I hated my childhood at times....

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