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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5835 on: August 13, 2015, 04:26:14 pm »
I... think this goes here.

.....what.


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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5837 on: August 15, 2015, 02:05:26 pm »
They're still harping on that non-issue that is Benghazi eh?

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Every time I hear "BENGAZI!" I picture a goofy Asian stereotype jumping out of the bushes wielding katanas.

HAI BENGAZIIIIII!!!!

It's real stupid.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5839 on: August 22, 2015, 05:37:14 pm »
That's not even a real Jewish man.  It's pretty obviously a goblin.

OMG that's the conspiracy!  Goblins are posing as rabbis and putting on puppet shows!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5840 on: August 22, 2015, 06:26:18 pm »
Definitely a goblin.

I think that's Snooki's papa.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5841 on: August 23, 2015, 12:09:20 am »
Looks like Bluto!

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5842 on: August 23, 2015, 11:50:51 pm »
I... think this goes here.

.....what.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5843 on: September 05, 2015, 02:18:32 pm »
ok so they faked the shooting
...and got two people to allow themselves to be killed to further the illusion
...and got all their family members to go along with it
...and the corroners
...and the police
...and the numerous witnesses that were right there
...and even got the gunman to kill himself to not let on how no one really got shot

wouldn't it have been easier to just really shoot two people on tv?




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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5844 on: September 05, 2015, 10:32:32 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5845 on: September 06, 2015, 12:06:36 am »
Two different points in the firing cycle captured from two different camera angles don't look the same. Obviously one has to be fake.  ::)

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5846 on: September 06, 2015, 12:56:13 am »
Considering that the most that happens after every shooting is gun laws being RELAXED, I would think that, if they're faking shootings, it would be done by the NRA, not Obama.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5847 on: September 06, 2015, 02:13:17 am »
ok so they faked the shooting
...and got two people to allow themselves to be killed to further the illusion
...and got all their family members to go along with it
...and the corroners
...and the police
...and the numerous witnesses that were right there
...and even got the gunman to kill himself to not let on how no one really got shot

wouldn't it have been easier to just really shoot two people on tv?

a) At that point wouldn't it be better if the two people just pretended to die? Why kill them for real if the shooting wasn't real?

b) Obviously you just hire some random people who would claim to be their family members and bribing coroners is ridiculously easy. Reminder that there was a coroner who falsified dozens of records to make murders look like suicides. Including a guy who was crushed under a bulldozer.

c) Killing the actor who played the "gunman" is just getting rid of liabilities. ...Except that doing the same to the "victims" would also be smart and at that point:

d) Hiring someone to just shoot few people for real and then killing them would be much easier.

OR if you really want to make sure you can push your "guns are evil" cause without getting caught there is even easier way:

1) Premake all the needed speeches and related media stuff for the next massive shootout in USA.

2) Wait for a week or two until the next massive shootout in USA happens.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5848 on: September 06, 2015, 08:49:11 am »
OR if you really want to make sure you can push your "guns are evil" cause without getting caught there is even easier way:

1) Premake all the needed speeches and related media stuff for the next massive shootout in USA.

2) Wait for a week or two until the next massive shootout in USA happens.
You're assuming that the shootouts are real. The whole point of these conspiracy theories is that there are no crazy people shooting up theaters every couple weeks. They're being faked in an attempt to make guns look more dangerous than they really are.