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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5925 on: September 26, 2015, 07:23:37 pm »
Aww, and here I was feeling all smug.  Damn it, now my ego's gone to shit.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5926 on: September 26, 2015, 09:38:14 pm »


...I get the dyed hair, but why does signing up for gender studies give them glasses too? Is it just that it magically turns women into clones of Rebecca Watson* or what?

*who does not have a gender studies degree!

Don't you know? A Gender Studies degree turns you into a poor-quality drawing of Daria Morgandorffer.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5927 on: September 27, 2015, 12:22:49 pm »
Don't you know? A Gender Studies degree turns you into a poor-quality drawing of Daria Morgandorffer.

Except for the wrong hair color, wrong outfit, and wrong personality. Is it the birth control glasses?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5928 on: September 27, 2015, 12:23:52 pm »
Don't you know? A Gender Studies degree turns you into a poor-quality drawing of Daria Morgandorffer.

Except for the wrong hair color, wrong outfit, and wrong personality. Is it the birth control glasses?

It's entirely the glasses that remind me of Daria in that photo.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5929 on: September 27, 2015, 03:31:20 pm »
Maybe it's a reference to Gloria Steinham in her younger days.

It could also be that they we're "brainwashed" into being clones of the woman giving the courses.

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In the background Bush is pointing out the old man to Kennedy and asking "Who's that weird fella?

Not as entertaining as the fact that FDR no longer has polio in it.


One guy did a takedown of this artist's (Jon McNaughton) goofy paintings.....
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.....Using the look of (the artists') website, Shortpack ripped McNaughton a new one! Hilarious!

What's sad is that, like that Dees guy, he's not that bad an artist but he paints stupidity.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5930 on: October 04, 2015, 03:39:54 pm »
The Solutrean Theory was based on marked similarities in form and knapping technique in very old spear heads found in New England and Virginia. Geneticists could not, however, find a meaningful connection between haploid groups in modern Native Americans and Anatolians (descendants of Solutreans).

If a small band or even a long term, gradual migration of Solutreans had walked and kayak-ed across the last Ice Age's pack ice via Iceland and Greenland to North America, then a small remnant of the genes should have shown up in the gene pool here. The theory was intriguing, but it turned out that the spear head similarities were a good example of "form follows function".

I came up with my own version of the Solutrean hypothesis: that a single Solutrean kayak made it to the Chesapeake Bay area, and wintered with a friendly tribe they encountered. At one point, some curious local saw one of the Solutreans making spearheads, and the Solutrean demonstrated his technique.

In spring, they went home (or died trying). Or maybe not. It's fairly plausible that the Solutrean genes, if they came from a literal handful of migrants, disappeared into the background, especially when you had the Younger Dryas period that depopulated most of the continental US.

Regardless, the idea that the Solutreans were anything more than a miniscule contribution to the peopling of the Americas is ludicrous.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5931 on: October 06, 2015, 01:41:13 am »

why don't those hypocrites in BLM talk about the persecution of indigenous peoples in Paraguay? Don't they know they need to fix literally every problem ever?

(Also, nice giant fucking Purple lips Garry "Dogwistle" Mcoy.)
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5932 on: October 06, 2015, 02:27:54 pm »

why don't those hypocrites in BLM talk about the persecution of indigenous peoples in Paraguay? Don't they know they need to fix literally every problem ever?

(Also, nice giant fucking Purple lips Garry "Dogwistle" Mcoy.)

Plus his Obama looks like an angry, scowling Bill Cosby.  :P

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5933 on: October 06, 2015, 09:13:04 pm »

why don't those hypocrites in BLM talk about the persecution of indigenous peoples in Paraguay? Don't they know they need to fix literally every problem ever?

(Also, nice giant fucking Purple lips Garry "Dogwistle" Mcoy.)

Let me guess: they've been drinking grape soda.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5934 on: October 06, 2015, 10:44:23 pm »
(Also, nice giant fucking Purple lips Garry "Dogwistle" Mcoy.)

Dumb question: what do the giant purple lips mean?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5935 on: October 06, 2015, 10:45:18 pm »
Cyanide poisoning?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5936 on: October 06, 2015, 10:47:05 pm »
(Also, nice giant fucking Purple lips Garry "Dogwistle" Mcoy.)

Dumb question: what do the giant purple lips mean?

I think it has something to do with the stereotype of African-Americans drinking grape soda.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5937 on: October 07, 2015, 12:26:00 am »
The best part is when you say something about how he draws African Americans, he plays "I can't be racist, my wife is non white" card.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5938 on: October 07, 2015, 12:40:44 am »
What race is his wife?

*Apropos of nothing at all there seems to be a lot of weird racial fetishes coming out of the US - at least that's what I get from my extensive survey of porn.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5939 on: October 07, 2015, 01:13:31 am »
I have no idea, but according to cartoonist Matt Bors, the douche canoe's wife is "non-white".