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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #330 on: February 08, 2012, 09:31:23 pm »
Granted, all the dialogue and written content is in Chinese.

I wish my oven worked more than half the time.

Granted.  Your oven now works 51% of the time.  Hey, it's more than half!

I wish for a pony.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #332 on: February 08, 2012, 10:13:45 pm »
Granted - ignited...


I wish for a compatible upgrade to my CPU/mobo.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #333 on: February 08, 2012, 11:18:43 pm »
Wish granted.  Your oven works 50.001% of the time, which is technically more than "half" the time.

I wish I could stream music directly to my brain whenever I wanted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #334 on: February 08, 2012, 11:19:32 pm »
Granted. But you can't turn it off. (I kind of have an iPod for a brain because I remember all the music I hear)

I wish my printer was working.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #335 on: February 08, 2012, 11:27:58 pm »
Granted it now prints only anti-semetic pamphlets.

Ironbite-I wish WW's printer didn't print anti-semetic pamphlets.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #336 on: February 08, 2012, 11:31:38 pm »
Wish granted.  It doesn't work anymore because of a worm that not only corrupts its drivers, but her entire computer!

I wish I had a portal gun.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #337 on: February 09, 2012, 02:06:39 am »
Wish granted.  It doesn't work anymore because of a worm that not only corrupts its drivers, but her entire computer!

I wish I had a portal gun.
Granted. It misfires, and you "splinch" yourself.

I wish for a healthy body weight.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #338 on: February 09, 2012, 02:36:32 am »
Granted, but it's the healthy body weight for a blue whale.

I wish for a science fiction series for Summer Glau that is not cancelled by Fox.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #339 on: February 09, 2012, 03:05:12 am »
Granted. It's essentially Twilight in space.

I wish I could afford my new gaming PC right now.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #340 on: February 09, 2012, 03:34:12 am »
Granted. It's essentially Twilight in space.

I wish I could afford my new gaming PC right now.
Granted, but your new gaming PC is promptly stolen by an angry midget.

I wish time travel was real, but somehow allowed me to exist as I am as a paradox.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #341 on: February 09, 2012, 06:26:04 am »
Granted, but your new gaming PC is promptly stolen by an angry midget.

I wish time travel was real, but somehow allowed me to exist as I am as a paradox.

Granted.  But nothing else exists.

I wish I had some garlic bread.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #342 on: February 09, 2012, 06:53:31 am »
Granted, but the loaf weights 13 tonnes and you have to carve bits out of it with a Stihl saw.

I wish loving homes for all homeless puppies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #343 on: February 09, 2012, 08:44:06 am »
Granted. There are no loving homes for adult dogs, because everyone gets angry at the puppies for growing up and not being as cute anymore.

I wish the plane carrying Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper did not crash.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #344 on: February 09, 2012, 09:50:26 am »
Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.

I wish cat litter did not taste so bad.
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