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Offline Jack Bauer

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #435 on: February 22, 2012, 02:39:01 am »
Granted, your brand new, very cuddly girlfriend is a mermaid and she can only cuddle underwater. One day you get carried away with the cuddle and you run out of air. She cries at your funeral but is later comforted by the Happy Meal party thrown by some of your friends at a local MacDonald's.

I wish I had the money to purchase and the space to store grand stage illusions.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #436 on: February 22, 2012, 06:53:34 pm »
Granted. Here's 10 bucks and a 1 GB USB. Hey, you said you wanted space, right?

I wish for the cure to cancer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #437 on: February 23, 2012, 03:19:32 am »
Wish granted.  4chan is shut down. *rimshot*

I wish I had a new computer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #438 on: February 23, 2012, 03:37:38 am »
Granted, you now own a brand new Macbook Air. You are also in debt for the full $2000 or so that Apple charges for that piece of shit. Enjoy your 1.6 GHz processor among other similarly terrible specs.

On that note, I wish I had me an awesome current generation gaming PC for free.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #439 on: February 23, 2012, 03:55:30 am »
Wish granted.  The computer only plays Bible games, though.  It will refuse to play anything else, including non-religious flash games.

I wish I had no debt.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #440 on: February 23, 2012, 04:00:19 am »
Granted, the debt collectors just broke your kneecaps and crushed your bollocks with a pair of pliers. They have written off the debt though, so you're free to go into even more debt than before for all your upcoming medical expenses.

I wish I was a genius and the world would recognise me as such.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #441 on: February 23, 2012, 04:06:31 am »
Granted. You become the genius geniorum. So are so fucking smart that the world hates you. You are on the point of starting the acceptance speech for your forty-second Nobel prize when you are crushed to death by a block of frozen urine that has become detached from a passing airliner.

So it goes.

I wish for some new swear words.

 
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #442 on: February 24, 2012, 02:41:08 am »
Granted, but they're so awesome they turn your mind to jelly.

I wish I could sleep right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #443 on: February 24, 2012, 06:25:52 am »
Wish granted.  You waste the entire day sleeping.

I wish I could play the guitar well.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #444 on: February 24, 2012, 10:17:08 am »
Wish granted, but it's the bass and isn't really an instrument. (I kid..I'm a bassist myself. :D)

I wish I could just go from music festival to music festival and be able to thrive and survive.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #445 on: February 24, 2012, 10:19:06 am »
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Wish granted.  You waste the entire day sleeping.

I wish I could play the guitar well.
Granted. You play so well, you just can't stop, and eventually wear down your fingers into nothing... ew.

I wish I had a hammer. So I could hammer in the mornin', and hammer in the evening, all over this land.

EDIT: DON'T SNIPE WISHES WHILE I'M TYPING.... Grrr...

Wish granted: You survive as a roadie. That's corruption enough.

I wish I had a hammer. So I could hammer in the mornin', and hammer in the evening, all over this land.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #446 on: February 24, 2012, 10:21:12 am »
Granted, however, it's Maxwell's Silver Hammer and it came down upon your head.

I wish I had a nice glass of Thai Iced Tea right now.

(As far as sniping goes....Ranger Skills?)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #447 on: February 24, 2012, 11:48:39 pm »
Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish I could make it to the EVE FanFest without interfering with my schoolwork.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #448 on: February 25, 2012, 12:05:14 am »
Granted, it interferes with your bladder control instead.

I wish going to the EVE FanFest hadn't interfered with Meshakhad's bladder control.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #449 on: February 25, 2012, 01:17:46 am »
Granted, it interferes with your bladder and bowel control. Your dick is also permanently hard.

I wish for perfectly moisturized hands.
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