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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #180 on: January 18, 2012, 12:18:07 am »
Granted, but they're stolen and you get life in prison.

I wish that I had some beer right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #181 on: January 18, 2012, 12:48:48 am »
Granted. Your blood alcohol content is 1.0

I wish compost didn't stink.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #182 on: January 18, 2012, 01:35:09 am »
Granted. Your blood alcohol content is 1.0

I wish compost didn't stink.

Granted, you find the smell so amazing you just have to eat all of it you can.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #183 on: January 18, 2012, 02:39:38 am »
Granted. You can only communicate in C++

I wish my internet connection wasn't so unreliable.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #184 on: January 18, 2012, 02:50:30 am »
Granted but you get hooked and stay online 24/7 soiled with your own excrescence until you expire from starvation.

I wish there were real custard mines.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #185 on: January 18, 2012, 06:58:04 pm »
Granted. You really want to eat dairy products that have been sitting in the ground for longer than most mammals have existed? Because that's exactly what's going to happen.

I wish my facial hair would grow evenly.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #186 on: January 18, 2012, 08:39:33 pm »
Granted. That is the only hair of yours that grows evenly.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #187 on: January 18, 2012, 09:16:48 pm »
Granted.  YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #188 on: January 19, 2012, 12:13:27 am »
Granted. It's the Deadpool from the 2009 Wolverine movie.

I wish I was Hellboy.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #189 on: January 19, 2012, 03:01:57 am »
Granted but your life is made a living hell as you are targetted by abusive fundtards wherever you go.

I wish for a pirate memory game (it's a Little Britain thing...).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #190 on: January 19, 2012, 03:35:11 am »
Granted, but it's a little too pirate-y.

I wish my favourite let's plays would update more frequently.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #191 on: January 19, 2012, 03:53:42 am »
Wish granted.  The quality drops dramatically and now they all suck and you hate them.

I wish that people hated Rule 34 less.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #192 on: January 19, 2012, 09:21:27 am »
Granted. But it is all Pony Scat Rule 34.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #193 on: January 19, 2012, 09:25:52 am »
Granted. Except it was "gifted" to you when someone stabbed it in your eye.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #194 on: January 20, 2012, 08:53:33 am »
Granted. It turns out to be a cursed bass of finger severing, and you are now fingerless.

I wish I had a giant chocolate chip cookie.
You are crushed to death by a giant chocolate chip cookie.

I wish everyone would just chill the Hell out.
Let me make it real easy... if anyone is interested in my actual opinion, please ask, I'd love to talk to you. If you are interested in trying to catch me out in some sort of "gotcha, before you said 'many', but now you're saying 'lots', you totally shifted goal posts", then, I'm not playing.