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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #510 on: May 08, 2012, 02:33:41 am »
Recently I cracked open an old copy of The Joys of Yiddish. I think most of the words in this book can be broken down into these categories:

1) Religious terms
2) Insults
     a) Insults that weren't always insults
     b) Compliments used ironically to be insulting
     c) Twenty-plus ways for "complete and utter fool," all with their own slightly differing connotations
3) Compliments
     a) Compliments that were derived from insults
     b) Compliments that you think are compliments until you accidentally use them in the wrong context, where they become insults, thus making you look like one of the words from 2.c.
4) Things parents do to/with their kids (no, I'm not talking about wincest, get your mind out of the gutter)
5) Neutral words
     a) That can also be used as insults
     b) That can also be used as compliments
     c) That can be used as insults and/or compliments, possibly at the same time
OY VEY! 

In other words, I'm drinking wine!  Yeah... that qualifies, since I have no life.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #511 on: May 08, 2012, 02:04:04 pm »
I've learned how serialization in C# works and how to make it work!  And, holy mother of FUCKBALLS, is it a breeze compared to fucking with XML.  I don't have to fucking box with element parsing code, making sure the nodes are read properly and that all the needed values are pulled and are as they ought to be!

This might seem trivial, but you do not know how fucking happy this makes me!  For fucking ONCE, the code's doing the heavy lifting!  With the Script Writer for Fire Forge, I barely have to lift a god damned finger to write scripts and have them output properly and decompiled/read properly!

FUCK YOU, XML!

(I'm so giddy and proud of myself, I'm actually kinda tempted to share my half-formed code already, lol.)
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #512 on: May 08, 2012, 05:14:00 pm »
My band's gotten an offer to play Summer Slaughter in August. We need to destroy the Chain Reaction venue in Anaheim to be considered for SS, but if we wreck this set we'll be unstoppable! We'll be playing the biggest metal tour in the country and without having been a band for a year!

I'm really, really excited! :D :D :D /raptureready
Sounds awesome, congrats!  ;D
Thank you!
And to update this awesomeness, I may have more people coming than I have tickets to sell, and have been donated enough $$ that I'm able to get some people in for free! Sure that's cutting in to the profits a little, but it's so going to be worth it :D
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #513 on: May 08, 2012, 06:16:27 pm »
Alix Wilton Regan, one of the Voice Actors for Mass Effect 3, retweeted about my fic. :D Thanks, Traynor!

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Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #514 on: May 11, 2012, 12:08:33 am »
I was having a kinda stressful day at work. Then there was a pretty serious crisis after almost everyone else had left (not my fault), and I fixed it. Turned my whole day around. When I left work, I had the theme from Rocky in my head.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #515 on: May 11, 2012, 12:24:58 am »
I'm drinking more wine!

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #516 on: May 11, 2012, 02:15:24 am »
Yay
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #517 on: May 11, 2012, 01:05:31 pm »
I've been choosen to recieve a appreciation certificate from my local chapter of the Amercian Red Cross, where I volunteer at.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #518 on: May 12, 2012, 02:04:51 am »
I had some tasty-ass French toast to celebrate what would've been my grandfather's 91st birthday.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #519 on: May 12, 2012, 02:24:07 am »
Freedom toast, bitch.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #520 on: May 13, 2012, 10:57:01 am »
And while we're at it, Venusaur has five or Six petals* (depending on which game you play), never four.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #521 on: May 13, 2012, 04:34:23 pm »
He's a deformed Venusaur.  That's why he's so down.  Shunned by society, he walks PokeLand as a pariah.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #522 on: May 14, 2012, 03:55:08 pm »
My mom just bought me an 800w bass cab out of nowhere 0_o
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #523 on: May 14, 2012, 06:11:03 pm »
I'm back home. Hello to porn and other various things that I missed.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #524 on: May 14, 2012, 06:14:53 pm »
My mom just bought me an 800w bass cab out of nowhere 0_o
HOLY CRAP!  SHAKE DOWN THE HOUSE WITH YOUR THUNDEROUS AXE OF.... THUNDER!
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