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Title: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Stormwarden on January 14, 2012, 10:00:17 pm
http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-national/teen-atheist-abused-via-social-media-after-prayer-banner-ruling

There was, until recently, a prayer banner at a high school in Rhode Island. An atheist teenager asked that the banner be taken down, and a federal court there agreed. Now, of course, she's been getting a lot of flack over it from Christians because of it.

You know how the fundies often say they're being persecuted? Well, it just goes to show that if you want to see what they're up to, simply look at what they're accusing the other side of.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 14, 2012, 10:09:35 pm
Peace and love - ur doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: JohnE on January 14, 2012, 10:16:39 pm
What's peace and love got to do with the message of Christ? /sarcasm
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: ironbite on January 14, 2012, 10:19:40 pm
Oh it gets better

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIGHT! (http://jesusfetusfajitafishsticks.blogspot.com/2012/01/ahlquist-screenshots-if-by-christian.html)

You'll have to scroll up to the top to see the comments but the amount of hate this chick is getting is hilarious.

Ironbite-did they just forget what Jesus said or are they all idiots?
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 14, 2012, 10:36:12 pm
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

Someone should put the bullies' addresses online, and see how they like being exposed and vulnerable.

Preferably on /b/.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: D Laurier on January 14, 2012, 11:03:24 pm
Ugh... Why are religious bigots so hatefull???    oh wait... because they are religious bigots.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 14, 2012, 11:17:07 pm
Instead, the student should have said, "If you have the Christian banner up, please include my banner. I'm a Satanist."
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: TenfoldMaquette on January 14, 2012, 11:21:42 pm
Ironbite-did they just forget what Jesus said or are they all idiots?

Both (though mostly the later) and woefully ignorant too.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Stormwarden on January 15, 2012, 12:07:37 am
Let me make this clear: I have nothing against religious people. Only fuckwits who use their religion as an excuse to abuse others. The fact that these fundies are doing it tells me they need to have a log extraction.

After all, it must be a real hassle to keep your head up when you have a log sticking out of your eye.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: big_electron on January 15, 2012, 12:13:49 am
Persecution did occur here.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Thejebusfire on January 15, 2012, 12:46:20 am
It's your god, your rules, and your hell, so you fundies should be the ones who burn in it.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: ironbite on January 15, 2012, 01:21:19 am
NO IT APPLIES TO EVERYONE ESPECIALLY NON-BELIEVERS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!/fundie.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Cerim Treascair on January 15, 2012, 01:21:26 am
Thankfully, the cops are investigating, since, y'know, death threats.

Who knows, might end up with half the town locked up.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Lithp on January 15, 2012, 03:14:08 am
Every time something like this happens--EVERY TIME--the vast majority of people are saying "the atheist is stupid to complain about something so trivial" with one side of their mouth & saying "and they should be killed for doing something so horrible" with the other.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: TheL on January 15, 2012, 08:27:55 am
Persecution did occur here.

Oh, there's no doubt of that.  It's just not persecution of Christians.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: shadowpanther on January 15, 2012, 08:40:03 am
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

Someone should put the bullies' addresses online, and see how they like being exposed and vulnerable.

Preferably on /b/.

Actually, as of last night, that's exactly what they were doing.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: rageaholic on January 15, 2012, 10:02:17 am
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May that little, evil atheist teenage girl and that judge BURN IN HELL

Nice.  Yet they are the ones being persecuted?! 

Stuff like this is why I can't take any Christian seriously when they think they are being persecuted (at least not in America). 
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 15, 2012, 01:25:44 pm
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

Someone should put the bullies' addresses online, and see how they like being exposed and vulnerable.

Preferably on /b/.

Actually, as of last night, that's exactly what they were doing.

I don't understand. Are the bullies posting Jessica's address on /b/? Are the bullies posting their own addresses on /b/? Or is someone else posting the bullies' addresses on /b/? ???
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Witchyjoshy on January 15, 2012, 01:57:53 pm
I'm going to guess the latter most one, but I can't be sure due to vague statement...

That's one thing I hate about English.  It can be incredibly vague at times.  Not that other languages can't be as vague or more, of course...
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: N. De Plume on January 15, 2012, 03:26:50 pm
Every time something like this happens--EVERY TIME--the vast majority of people are saying "the atheist is stupid to complain about something so trivial" with one side of their mouth & saying "and they should be killed for doing something so horrible" with the other.
And they can never answer why they in turn care so much about something that is supposedly “so trivial…” ::)
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: shadowpanther on January 15, 2012, 04:04:05 pm
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

Someone should put the bullies' addresses online, and see how they like being exposed and vulnerable.

Preferably on /b/.

Actually, as of last night, that's exactly what they were doing.

I don't understand. Are the bullies posting Jessica's address on /b/? Are the bullies posting their own addresses on /b/? Or is someone else posting the bullies' addresses on /b/? ???

Ah, sorry, should have clarified. /b/ was organising an effort to track down the bullies info and forward the information to the authorities.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: ThunderWulf on January 15, 2012, 05:11:07 pm
It's unbelievable how hypocritical fundies are when it comes to not having everything 100% their way.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Thejebusfire on January 15, 2012, 05:55:53 pm
Most of these kids aren't even going to remember that said banner was even there ten years from now anyway. So what's the big fucking deal?
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: ironbite on January 15, 2012, 05:57:16 pm
TRADITION!  ROCKING THE BOAT!  MAKING WAVES!  MUST HAMMER EVERYONE DOWN INTO OUR MOLD!  NO NAILS STICKING UP!

Ironbite-got it?
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 15, 2012, 06:36:06 pm
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

Someone should put the bullies' addresses online, and see how they like being exposed and vulnerable.

Preferably on /b/.

Actually, as of last night, that's exactly what they were doing.

I don't understand. Are the bullies posting Jessica's address on /b/? Are the bullies posting their own addresses on /b/? Or is someone else posting the bullies' addresses on /b/? ???

Ah, sorry, should have clarified. /b/ was organising an effort to track down the bullies info and forward the information to the authorities.

(http://troll.me/images/thumbs-up-jesus-says/thats-awesome.jpg)
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 16, 2012, 01:04:47 am
All of her haters are coming off as Complete Monsters (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster).
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 16, 2012, 05:56:22 am
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

(http://cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/63031_1485605577335_1149750185_32371760_7271009_n.jpg)

Image directed at the people who posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address, of course.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Damen on January 16, 2012, 05:24:04 pm
Here is a transcript (http://jessicaahlquist.com/christian-love/) of an exchange she had on Facebook. It's long, but the idiocy of those she's debating is really quite amusing.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 16, 2012, 06:05:41 pm
Here is a transcript (http://jessicaahlquist.com/christian-love/) of an exchange she had on Facebook. It's long, but the idiocy of those she's debating is really quite amusing.

One of the guys in that dialog suggests that she's a fool for standing for her rights because people will ridicule her.

/me bust brain trying to rationalize that.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 16, 2012, 06:16:46 pm
That Bauman guy fails at spelling, grammar, logic, and facts SO much.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 16, 2012, 07:01:19 pm
Ha! I'm replying to that thread and a guy is all like "you made one typo. Your argument is invalid!" without the slightest hint of irony.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 17, 2012, 12:35:42 am
Oh look everyone!  It's Tom Bauman, retarded shithead!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=578312995&sk=wall

I think it's kind of scary that this guy is going into law.  I also find it sad at the same time, as he's just re-enforcing the stereotype that lawyers are complete dickwads if he does.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 17, 2012, 12:44:11 am
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So sick of hearing a few freaks/losers congratulate that little dbag jessica alquist. I hope I die before she does so I can be in heaven and get to hear God say "congratulations jessica now you get to burn in hell for all of eternity. Enjoy

I love how he claims to be the loving one. Also, he will be immortalized as a complete idiot, by the mere fact that he made his Facebook page public.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 17, 2012, 12:48:56 am
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So sick of hearing a few freaks/losers congratulate that little dbag jessica alquist. I hope I die before she does so I can be in heaven and get to hear God say "congratulations jessica now you get to burn in hell for all of eternity. Enjoy

I love how he claims to be the loving one. Also, he will be immortalized as a complete idiot, by the mere fact that he made his Facebook page public.

This guy's profile pic needs to be captured and turned into an exploitable meme.  It would be like Scumbag Steve, but a lot douchier.

Actually scratch that.  Almost anything in his albums would work as an exploitable meme for douchiness.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 17, 2012, 12:54:45 am
He tries to paint himself as an intellectual in his conversation with Jessica. It's hilarious watching him fail miserably yet sad that he doesn't even realize it.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Neith on January 17, 2012, 12:56:16 am
He's trying to be a lawyer? Really? Most non-Americans probably understand the Establishment Clause better than he does.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150536671612996&id=578312995

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So sick of hearing a few freaks/losers congratulate that little dbag jessica alquist. I hope I die before she does so I can be in heaven and get to hear God say "congratulations jessica now you get to burn in hell for all of eternity. Enjoy".

Good on ya, Nikolaj NørregÃ¥rd.  :)
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 17, 2012, 12:59:11 am
He's trying to be a lawyer? Really? Most non-Americans probably understand the Establishment Clause better than he does.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150536671612996&id=578312995

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So sick of hearing a few freaks/losers congratulate that little dbag jessica alquist. I hope I die before she does so I can be in heaven and get to hear God say "congratulations jessica now you get to burn in hell for all of eternity. Enjoy".

Good on ya, Nikolaj NørregÃ¥rd.  :)

Mind explaining that reference on the bottom to me?
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Neith on January 17, 2012, 01:03:43 am
Sorry, B-Man. The quote is one of Tom Bauman's statuses, which is what my link leads to. Nikolaj Nørregård is someone who responded to it.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 17, 2012, 02:10:11 am
Sorry, B-Man. The quote is one of Tom Bauman's statuses, which is what my link leads to. Nikolaj Nørregård is someone who responded to it.

Ah, right.  I missed that my first time in the comments reading.

You know the funny thing is that he talks about democracy and majority rule, but if Muslims were somehow suddenly the majority in his community and they wanted to put up an Islamic prayer banner, he'd be shtting himself.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Neith on January 17, 2012, 02:21:34 am
That's what gets me, too. These morons don't understand that disallowing religious displays on government property serves to protect his religious freedom as much as anyone else's.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 17, 2012, 02:34:46 am
So yeah, I'm going back through that blog with the screenshots because I didn't see all of the comments made by haters earlier.

I...what...

Just...seriously...what....
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Lithp on January 17, 2012, 05:22:18 am
I say, without reservation, qualification, or doubt, that this man is the single biggest asshole I've ever known. And honestly, while I implied what he was doing was without justification, I would kind of like to see it happen to him. He deserves some sort of karmic comeuppance.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Auri-El on January 17, 2012, 07:36:17 am
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why dont you study us history. i hope you get this case to the supreme court so you can see the portrait of moses thats on the wall behind the speaker of the house right before you get sent home a loser

I find it ironic that he's saying Jessica needs to study history, when he himself knows nothing about history, science, grammar, politics, religion, or the courts.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: rageaholic on January 17, 2012, 08:43:06 am
Wow his favorite show is Jersey Shore. 

That explains a lot. 
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: N. De Plume on January 17, 2012, 09:23:41 am
He's trying to be a lawyer? Really? Most non-Americans probably understand the Establishment Clause better than he does.
It’s been my impression that most non-Americans probably understand the Establishment Clause better than most Americans. But then, maybe I’m just too close to the stupidity. :(
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Lithp on January 17, 2012, 08:01:03 pm
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why dont you study us history. i hope you get this case to the supreme court so you can see the portrait of moses thats on the wall behind the speaker of the house right before you get sent home a loser

I find it ironic that he's saying Jessica needs to study history, when he himself knows nothing about history, science, grammar, politics, religion, or the courts.

That's not ironic, that's just projection.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Neith on January 18, 2012, 12:33:00 am
He's trying to be a lawyer? Really? Most non-Americans probably understand the Establishment Clause better than he does.
It’s been my impression that most non-Americans probably understand the Establishment Clause better than most Americans. But then, maybe I’m just too close to the stupidity. :(

I think you're right, unfortunately.  Heck, I think it's safe to say that most non-Americans know the Establishment Clause better than most conservatives who have run for office here (the USA) in the last dozen years or so. :(
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: N. De Plume on January 18, 2012, 09:37:28 am
I think it is those very politicians that have contributed the most to keeping those same misunderstandings about the Establishment Clause alive and well in the general populace.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Scotsgit on January 18, 2012, 12:54:49 pm
How much trouble would I get into with Facebook if I sent message to these people pointing out the lack of Christian thought they put int heir messages?
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Scotsgit on January 18, 2012, 01:02:28 pm
She already has support on FB: http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Support-Jessica-Ahlquist/267682626629627?ref=ts&sk=info#!/pages/We-Support-Jessica-Ahlquist/267682626629627?sk=wall (http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Support-Jessica-Ahlquist/267682626629627?ref=ts&sk=info#!/pages/We-Support-Jessica-Ahlquist/267682626629627?sk=wall)
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 18, 2012, 06:25:22 pm
The messed up part is that most of the students probably didn't give much of a rat's ass about the banner to begin with -- they're merely getting sucked into mob mentality, bullying this girl because it's what the crowd is doing and makes them feel superior.

Here is a transcript (http://jessicaahlquist.com/christian-love/) of an exchange she had on Facebook. It's long, but the idiocy of those she's debating is really quite amusing.

The ignorance of these people is astounding.

I say, without reservation, qualification, or doubt, that this man is the single biggest asshole I've ever known.

Wish I could say the same. Tragically, I've come across a few people who were/are worse than him.

Also, sorry to hear about your demotion in rank, no-longer-Admiral Lithp.

How much trouble would I get into with Facebook if I sent message to these people pointing out the lack of Christian thought they put int heir messages?

I doubt you'd get in any trouble, provided that you're not abusive, threatening or engaging in ongoing harassment.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Lithp on January 18, 2012, 11:17:57 pm
I had to give up my rank to go incognito.

I am now Secret Agent Lithp.
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 19, 2012, 12:02:48 am
I had to give up my rank to go incognito.

I am now Secret Agent Lithp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: The Bright Angel on January 19, 2012, 01:29:23 am
They posted Jessica Ahlquist's home address online.

They posted her personal, private home address online.

Someone should put the bullies' addresses online, and see how they like being exposed and vulnerable.

Preferably on /b/.

Isn't it Illiegal to post private info without that person's consent?

Also this does not make your side look better Religious freaks. I wonder if there is a God and he's going..."This guy is not talking for me. He has no idea what's he's talking about. Just a loony fan. Nothing more."

I think sinfest got it right...

(http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2001-02-01.gif)
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: gyeonghwa on January 19, 2012, 02:48:10 pm
http://ffrf.org/news/releases/rhode-island-florists-refuse-to-deliver-ffrfs-flowers-to-jessica-ahlqu/

More "love".
Title: Re: Feel that Christian Love [/sarcasm]
Post by: ironbite on January 19, 2012, 05:39:39 pm
Awww isn't that special.  They're willing to lose out on business rather then violate their own morals.  That's cute.

Ironbite-stupid...but cute.