I just find the whole concept of shipping just...creepy...all over. I don't even think the writers of a show care that much
And then there are shippers whose shippings are totally illogical and without rhyme and reason. Of note, there are (just a few) people who actually ship Mordecai of The Regular Show with Twilight Sparkle of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I mean, at least these shippers are peaceful, but what the hell.
Often times, I just want to ask all of you shippers "WHY?!?"
And then there are shippers whose shippings are totally illogical and without rhyme and reason. Of note, there are (just a few) people who actually ship Mordecai of The Regular Show with Twilight Sparkle of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I mean, at least these shippers are peaceful, but what the hell.
Often times, I just want to ask all of you shippers "WHY?!?"
Goku and Anne Frank. It happens in a fic. Also, Super Saiyan Hitler is the villain.
And then there are shippers whose shippings are totally illogical and without rhyme and reason. Of note, there are (just a few) people who actually ship Mordecai of The Regular Show with Twilight Sparkle of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I mean, at least these shippers are peaceful, but what the hell.
Often times, I just want to ask all of you shippers "WHY?!?"
Goku and Anne Frank. It happens in a fic. Also, Super Saiyan Hitler is the villain.
Theres a ridiculous number of people that ship Arthur and Merlin from BBC's Merlin. The producers do make sure they have a lot of close moments, even though Arthur is now, ya know, married to Guinevere.
Admittedly, there's some crack pairings out there that are just plain fun to consider... say, anything involving Discord and Pinkie...
... ... I still don't know how that one actually got TRACTION in the fandom...
For example, there are South Park fans who ship Kyle and Cartman. Even though they hate each other. And even though neither has stated that they are attracted to men. And even though both of them are like fucking 10 years old.There was an episode where Cartman claimed that he and Kyle are dating. It was also one of their funnier episodes, no less.
For example, there are South Park fans who ship Kyle and Cartman. Even though they hate each other. And even though neither has stated that they are attracted to men. And even though both of them are like fucking 10 years old.There was an episode where Cartman claimed that he and Kyle are dating. It was also one of their funnier episodes, no less.
For example, there are South Park fans who ship Kyle and Cartman. Even though they hate each other. And even though neither has stated that they are attracted to men. And even though both of them are like fucking 10 years old.There was an episode where Cartman claimed that he and Kyle are dating. It was also one of their funnier episodes, no less.
Really? Which one?
The worst ships are the ones where the shipper makes one or more characters act extremely out-of-character for the sake of the ship.
Wendy Testeburger will not blackmail her classmates into making yaoi for her to broadcast on the internet. Hagrid will never like My Chemical Romance, nor will he ever be a goth. Canada will not snap, reveal himself to be a sadistic psychopath, and brutally murder a number of other nations. Graystripe will never break the ThunderClan code so that he can rape a female cat. None of these things make any sense. At all.
Hagrid will never like My Chemical Romance, nor will he ever be a goth.
Hagrid will never like My Chemical Romance, nor will he ever be a goth.
You realize that that particular scenario is from a well-known trollfic, right?
Hagrid will never like My Chemical Romance, nor will he ever be a goth.
You realize that that particular scenario is from a well-known trollfic, right?
I do.
So is the one about Greystripe. Seriously, Starkit's Prophecy can give anything Tara Gilesbie shits out a run for its money any day.
I don't get why you're all freaking out about it and talking about it as if it were legit shipping,That's a bit of a No True Scotsman.
I have no problem with shipping as long as the ships are supportable and not simply completely disgusting.
For example, there are South Park fans who ship Kyle and Cartman. Even though they hate each other. And even though neither has stated that they are attracted to men. And even though both of them are like fucking 10 years old.
Jesus/Hitler. It exists...Who the well would write that?
Admittedly, there's some crack pairings out there that are just plain fun to consider... say, anything involving Discord and Pinkie...
... ... I still don't know how that one actually got TRACTION in the fandom...
Discord/Pinkie is fun, but you know who I prefer to pair him with... ;)
Hagrid will never like My Chemical Romance, nor will he ever be a goth.
You realize that that particular scenario is from a well-known trollfic, right?
I do.
So is the one about Greystripe. Seriously, Starkit's Prophecy can give anything Tara Gilesbie shits out a run for its money any day.
I don't get why you're all freaking out about it and talking about it as if it were legit shipping, then. I mean, there's crazy shippers, I give you that, but trollfics aren't taken seriously and thus aren't of the same caliber as, say, shipping Lucius Malfoy and Hermione despite the fact that for that pairing to have any traction one or both of them need to act incredibly out of character.
Or maybe I'm just reading you wrong?
Jesus/Hitler. It exists...Who the well would write that?
I wonder what the most crackiest ship we can come up with cause I'm sure at least a few of us can.Harry Potter / Cthulhu
I'm a huge, obsessive Dragon Age fan with a total fangirl crush on Duncan, the guy who recruits you for the Grey Wardens. I've even wrote semi-self insert/pure fangirling fanfiction and published it. (I have no shame; I regret nothing!). I also adore Alistair in it and can handle Zevran... *wanders off to bunk*The only true pairing is Shale/Zevran (or possibly Shale/Lelianna).
Ahem. I digress. Some fangirls I know go apeshit at the least littlest hint of anything remotely slash involving their favourite L.I./character; I don't. I can see Duncan/Alistair (and have read some beautifully written works) if you change their father/son relationship dynamic and accept that sexuality is subordinate to personality; Duncan/Riordan (they were best friends, after all); even Alistair/Zevran... Hell, I've seen some odd relationships which work well when you think about it (and they've been written very, very well with believable character development). The ONLY slash I could NEVER see happening would be Duncan/Loghain... *shudders*
The only true pairing is Shale/Zevran (or possibly Shale/Lelianna).
The only true pairing is Shale/Zevran (or possibly Shale/Lelianna).
What about Shale/Zevran/Leliana?
Ooh! I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists). Nicholas Cage x CelestiaAnything involving an actual human fucking a cartoon pony is a crack pairing. It goes without saying.
Ooh! I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists). Nicholas Cage x CelestiaThis has to be the fucked up crack pairing ever, and the fact that there's an actual fanfic that exists with it, I'm at a loss for words...
Ooh! I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists). Nicholas Cage x CelestiaAnything involving an actual human fucking a cartoon pony is a crack pairing. It goes without saying.
@Nicki: I also believe there's an Obama x Celestia fic out there. Take note that I've not read either. I just know they exist.
@Nicki: I also believe there's an Obama x Celestia fic out there. Take note that I've not read either. I just know they exist.
I think that may get the award for most fucked up MLP fanfic, unless someone decides to write about a three way between Romney, Celestia, and Ryan.
Yeaaaaaaaaaah...especially the ones with, shall we say, exaggerated features?I've never understood that. It's like, "I think this character is hot, so I'm gonna draw him/her completely off model and looking nothing like him/herself." if you feel the need to change the character so much, how can you even say you have the hots for the character? If you did, you'd be drawing them to look the way they actually look.
or Zuko/Katara from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" which pair the lead female with a villain character with whom she shares maybe two lines of dialogue in the entire series.
or Zuko/Katara from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" which pair the lead female with a villain character with whom she shares maybe two lines of dialogue in the entire series.
Actually, not so much with Zuko/Katara.(click to show/hide)
... What? How? Where? I'm talking about people shipping Zutara in Book 1, when their only one-on-one interaction was him tying her up and taking her necklace, and then the fight in the finale. Yes, they got a lot more interaction later in the series, especially Book 3, but those two were shipped with each other long before they'd even made eye contact.or Zuko/Katara from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" which pair the lead female with a villain character with whom she shares maybe two lines of dialogue in the entire series.
Actually, not so much with Zuko/Katara.(click to show/hide)
Not to mention that the writers actually considered having Katara go with Zuko and had build-up to that effect before ultimately putting her with Aang.
I have two readers of my book, well, four now. One of them is a rabid Yaoi Fangirl, and ships the two male protagonists.
At one point in a fanfic she wrote and gave to me, this sentence occurs.(click to show/hide)
... What? How? Where? I'm talking about people shipping Zutara in Book 1, when their only one-on-one interaction was him tying her up and taking her necklace, and then the fight in the finale. Yes, they got a lot more interaction later in the series, especially Book 3, but those two were shipped with each other long before they'd even made eye contact.or Zuko/Katara from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" which pair the lead female with a villain character with whom she shares maybe two lines of dialogue in the entire series.
Actually, not so much with Zuko/Katara.(click to show/hide)
Not to mention that the writers actually considered having Katara go with Zuko and had build-up to that effect before ultimately putting her with Aang.
(granted, I have a hard time following the canon pairings in that series, anyway. I can't ship Katara/Aang, because, dude, he's twelve. I can't ship Zuko/Mai because they don't do anything for each other personality-wise. I guess I ship Iroh/tea)
Truth be told, it seemed obvious to me that they were setting up Zuko's face-heel turn from book one. I mean, they showed Iroh redirecting lightning early on before it was established that firebenders could also be lightningbenders.
(Also, Zuko/Mai are cute as a couple to me, though I can't explain why.)
How old is Katara, again?
She's probably like... 13 or 14 herself. She just seems older because circumstances forced her to act older.
Well, anyways, Zuko was the "broody guy who is only evil because of his troubled past" which girls go crazy for, and Katara is basically an awesome female character. I can see why they would ship the two, but at the same time, if we're ONLY basing this off of book one, I can see why you'd have issues with it.
Truth be told, it seemed obvious to me that they were setting up Zuko's face-heel turn from book one. I mean, they showed Iroh redirecting lightning early on before it was established that firebenders could also be lightningbenders.
(Also, Zuko/Mai are cute as a couple to me, though I can't explain why.)
I ship Dany/Sir Jorah. I realize all the issues with that but FUCK THAT SHIT I SHIP WHAT I WANT.
'OTP' just means the 'one true pairing' in one's personal opinion. It doesn't always--or even terribly often--have anything at all to do with canon material.
Also, as far as fanfic goes, I guess it's a case of different strokes. If I was a writer I'd be flattered and positively tickled if someone wrote about my characters--mostly because it'd be meant as nothing but sincere praise, or at least I'd think of it that way because that's why I wrote and still write fic. Even if they don't follow my canon. I'm sure I'd be disappointed if it was horribly poorly written stuff with horrid OOC-ness and Mary Sues, but if someone likes my stuff enough to want to write about it themselves, AWESOME! Even if it involved two characters I know for a fact would never fuck one another, fucking one another.
'OTP' just means the 'one true pairing' in one's personal opinion. It doesn't always--or even terribly often--have anything at all to do with canon material.
Also, as far as fanfic goes, I guess it's a case of different strokes. If I was a writer I'd be flattered and positively tickled if someone wrote about my characters--mostly because it'd be meant as nothing but sincere praise, or at least I'd think of it that way because that's why I wrote and still write fic. Even if they don't follow my canon. I'm sure I'd be disappointed if it was horribly poorly written stuff with horrid OOC-ness and Mary Sues, but if someone likes my stuff enough to want to write about it themselves, AWESOME! Even if it involved two characters I know for a fact would never fuck one another, fucking one another.
Aaaaah...okay, that makes a tad more sense, then.
Also, its not fanfic I have a problem with. I release some works, and you wanna make a fic of it? Knock yourself out, I say. The problem I have, and one that I've seen, is when people seem to take a ship and try to fool themselves into thinking its canon...and trying to fool newbies into it, as well, and/or attempting to force it upon others. Again, you wanna write fic about my stuff? Cool beans, just don't be an ass about it. S'all I'm askin.
And, with that, I eject myself from the topic for the night to cleanse my mind with Minecraft.Just think: Sheep/Testificate. OTP kawaii desu whatever for any Welsh or Kiwi shippers out there.
'OTP' just means the 'one true pairing' in one's personal opinion. It doesn't always--or even terribly often--have anything at all to do with canon material.
Also, as far as fanfic goes, I guess it's a case of different strokes. If I was a writer I'd be flattered and positively tickled if someone wrote about my characters--mostly because it'd be meant as nothing but sincere praise, or at least I'd think of it that way because that's why I wrote and still write fic. Even if they don't follow my canon. I'm sure I'd be disappointed if it was horribly poorly written stuff with horrid OOC-ness and Mary Sues, but if someone likes my stuff enough to want to write about it themselves, AWESOME! Even if it involved two characters I know for a fact would never fuck one another, fucking one another.
Aaaaah...okay, that makes a tad more sense, then.
Also, its not fanfic I have a problem with. I release some works, and you wanna make a fic of it? Knock yourself out, I say. The problem I have, and one that I've seen, is when people seem to take a ship and try to fool themselves into thinking its canon...and trying to fool newbies into it, as well, and/or attempting to force it upon others. Again, you wanna write fic about my stuff? Cool beans, just don't be an ass about it. S'all I'm askin.
Bad shipping in Shakespeare:
- Hamlet x Claudius
- Romeo x Paris
- Brutus x that bard guy in that one scene where he bursts into the tent and tells Brutus and Cassius to stop catfighting
I ship Dany/Sir Jorah. I realize all the issues with that but FUCK THAT SHIT I SHIP WHAT I WANT.
The only pairing that I refuse to accept is Sonic/Elise. GOD.Those were the days, when the fandom got so, so cross. That (spoiler tag not necessary) Sonic got killed by one character nobody cares about [Metheleswhateverhisnamewas] and came back to life when Elise [the other character nobody cares about] kissed him. And the other was when I was furious that the Sonic/Amy ship never got canonized (and let's keep it that way since nobody cares). Oh yeah, and should I mention that someone once described the rejection of Sonic/Elise similar to rejecting interracial romance. Seriously, I'm not making this shit up, even though I wish it was so.
ELISE CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.
(I easily consider that Mary Sue the worst aspect of Sonic 06. Even worse than the glitches and atrociously awkwardly choreographed cutscenes.)
I ship Dany/Sir Jorah. I realize all the issues with that but FUCK THAT SHIT I SHIP WHAT I WANT.
That's an understandable one. And I'm definitely down with the Gendry/Arya crowd.(click to show/hide)
I legitimately ship certain Disney characters with each other and have written fic for it. Maleficent/Aurora is fucking hot.
I legitimately ship certain Disney characters with each other and have written fic for it. Maleficent/Aurora is fucking hot.
Could you PM that fic to me please? ;D
I also like Draco/Harry from Harry Potter, lol. Mostly I'm not that bothered on HP ships, though. So long as you don't make Hermione into a weeping wreck or something.
I legitimately ship certain Disney characters with each other and have written fic for it. Maleficent/Aurora is fucking hot.
Could you PM that fic to me please? ;D
Do you want the erotic mind control one, the somnophilia one, or the teacher/student relationship one?
Time for some FSTDT shipping. Who's with me?
F'lon/Robinton. This was not explored nearly enough IMO.
Time for some FSTDT shipping. Who's with me?
*ships self with self*Time for some FSTDT shipping. Who's with me?
*ships self with Cait*
What?
*Ships Titanic with Poseidon*I certainly enjoy watching them go down :D
Shipping ships is the only way to ship.
*Ships Titanic with Poseidon*I certainly enjoy watching them go down :D
Shipping ships is the only way to ship.
*Ships Titanic with Poseidon*I certainly enjoy watching them go down :D
Shipping ships is the only way to ship.
*Ships Titanic with Poseidon*I certainly enjoy watching them go down :D
Shipping ships is the only way to ship.
And after the ship goes down the water is covered in salty seamen.
*Ships Titanic with Poseidon*I certainly enjoy watching them go down :D
Shipping ships is the only way to ship.
And after the ship goes down the water is covered in salty seamen.
That's Seaman.*Ships Titanic with Poseidon*I certainly enjoy watching them go down :D
Shipping ships is the only way to ship.
And after the ship goes down the water is covered in salty seamen.
Random thought:
Eragon x Saphira
...
I'm not sure what to think of that.
F'lon/Robinton. This was not explored nearly enough IMO.
....Who? Cause I know most of the named Dragonriders and not a single one of them is named F'lon.
Ironbite-F'lar perhaps?
Saw on (where else?) Tumblr today about shipping that made me go "how hypocritical". Apparently its okay to ship straight characters with anyone else of the same sex, but if you ship a gay character with a opposite sex character then its "offensive" and "not realistic". :o
F'lon/Robinton. This was not explored nearly enough IMO.
....Who? Cause I know most of the named Dragonriders and not a single one of them is named F'lon.
Ironbite-F'lar perhaps?
F'lon is F'lar and F'nor's dad. He only really plays a major role in The Masterharper of Pern. If you want a better idea of where he fits into the timeline, he's about Robinton's age, and dies during Fax's reign in Ruatha.
Masterharper also gives you all three riders' pre-Impression names: Falloner, Falarnon, and Famanoran respectively. There appears to be a strong trend among dragonriders of combining the parents' names. F'lar's mother's name was Larna, and Manora was F'nor's mom, so it's really easy to see. F'lon's name is also very obviously influenced by his father's name, which was S'loner.
(Non-Pern-readers: Getting a case of Hyphen Overload yet?)
(Non-Pern-readers: Getting a case of Hyphen Overload yet?)No. I'm getting apostrophe overload though :P ;D
Ok, although I stumbled upon this by accident (I was looking to see if there was an original version of the "jew-puppeteer using MLP" comic seen in the political comics topic) I felt that I had to link this here:
http://blamethe1st.blogspot.fi/2012/06/top-11-most-disturbing-mlpfim-fandoms.html
Ok, although I stumbled upon this by accident (I was looking to see if there was an original version of the "jew-puppeteer using MLP" comic seen in the political comics topic) I felt that I had to link this here:
http://blamethe1st.blogspot.fi/2012/06/top-11-most-disturbing-mlpfim-fandoms.html
"Libertarian Brony?", "Pro-Christian?" Watch out, we've got a tough guy over here!
F'lon/Robinton. This was not explored nearly enough IMO.
....Who? Cause I know most of the named Dragonriders and not a single one of them is named F'lon.
Ironbite-F'lar perhaps?
F'lon is F'lar and F'nor's dad. He only really plays a major role in The Masterharper of Pern. If you want a better idea of where he fits into the timeline, he's about Robinton's age, and dies during Fax's reign in Ruatha.
Masterharper also gives you all three riders' pre-Impression names: Falloner, Falarnon, and Famanoran respectively. There appears to be a strong trend among dragonriders of combining the parents' names. F'lar's mother's name was Larna, and Manora was F'nor's mom, so it's really easy to see. F'lon's name is also very obviously influenced by his father's name, which was S'loner.
(Non-Pern-readers: Getting a case of Hyphen Overload yet?)
got me on the one book series I haven't read in that time period
ironbite-good show
I found it in the library a decade ago. It's also decently-priced in paperback, and you could also probably find it in a used bookstore. I've found some pretty good books that way.
I've seen people ship (Tales of Symphonia spoilers)(click to show/hide)
I'm more of a Zelos x Lloyd person myself.
Shane, there are still people shipping the main characters from Poldark. Which ended in 1977. :o
These people never grow up.
On the subject of people fetishizing homosexuality (again, this is reducing homosexuals as not lovers but sexual objects):
My favorite same-sex shipping is Elesa/Skyla (yes, those two trainers from Pokémon Black and White who are so popular). It's too bad most of their supporters like this shipping only because "girl on girl is hot." Fuck that.
Shane, I feel you.
... the fact there's Walking Dead shippers at all is weird as hell.
[Congratulations, the mitosis has produced a nice, young new thread!
...Which is my fancy speak for saying I split the thread.
EDIT: Gah! Must remember, I use Teal, not Blue!/quote]
Where's that thread?
How about Sideshow Bob/Bart? What the hell are those shippers thinking? Are they even thinking?Probably trolling. It's not like shipping is really something to take seriously in the first place.
Uh, Alehksu Kihdo? Is ten year age difference really such a big deal? I mean this is going a bit off topic since this isn't just about shipping, but what does the age difference of the couple matter as long as both are of legal age?
And now back on topic:
...Actually I got nothing. I don't really follow shipping enough to know any really horrible examples.
How about Sideshow Bob/Bart? What the hell are those shippers thinking? Are they even thinking?Probably trolling. It's not like shipping is really something to take seriously in the first place.
Do not meddle in the affairs of fangirls, for you are hot and would go well with other men.
How about Sideshow Bob/Bart? What the hell are those shippers thinking? Are they even thinking?Probably trolling. It's not like shipping is really something to take seriously in the first place.
I want you to go over to any Walking Dead/Twilight/Harry Potter/etc group and say that. Please record the hilarious results.
How about Sideshow Bob/Bart? What the hell are those shippers thinking? Are they even thinking?Probably trolling. It's not like shipping is really something to take seriously in the first place.
I want you to go over to any Walking Dead/Twilight/Harry Potter/etc group and say that. Please record the hilarious results.
Just thought of this yesterday or the day before:
Whoever thought Tails and Rouge would make a good couple needs to be shot. Shotacon, yeah, yeah, that shitty context makes it worse than just a crack shipping. It's gross and I hate it.
OctyxVinyl, Appledash, Twinkie and Flarity... though I also have a soft spot for Twiluna and Twilestia. Also, Macinpants is best ship. Zecorabloom and Scootabelle are a close tie for second.
OctyxVinyl, Appledash, Twinkie and Flarity... though I also have a soft spot for Twiluna and Twilestia. Also, Macinpants is best ship. Zecorabloom and Scootabelle are a close tie for second.
I'm a big fan of Rarijack, Octy/Vinyl, Fluttermack, and Twilestia. I've booked passages on several different ships, though, especially if they're well written. Rarijack and Twiliestia are my faves, but I'm not one to argue for a One True Ship. I have pointed out that Appledash probably would not last very long, though.
OctyxVinyl, Appledash, Twinkie and Flarity... though I also have a soft spot for Twiluna and Twilestia. Also, Macinpants is best ship. Zecorabloom and Scootabelle are a close tie for second.
I'm a big fan of Rarijack, Octy/Vinyl, Fluttermack, and Twilestia. I've booked passages on several different ships, though, especially if they're well written. Rarijack and Twiliestia are my faves, but I'm not one to argue for a One True Ship. I have pointed out that Appledash probably would not last very long, though.
Appledash not lasting long? Are you KIDDING?! those two SHINE when they're going against each other!
Also, I have Fimfic groups for you, if you're interested, Sour...
*does not make lesbian relationships for cartoon ponies*I only do that with real horses. Well, I used to. Then I got a Cease and Desist from the RSPCA.
I once read of a fanfiction where Mello from Death Note used a Tetris block as a masturbatory aid.
Not at all.I once read of a fanfiction where Mello from Death Note used a Tetris block as a masturbatory aid.
You don't mind if I put this in my signature that is just too weird to not be seen by every person who looks at my signature.
Two things I will remember:
- That Dakota Bob had mentioned how Bunnie (that rabbit who escaped complete transformation from Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM) is "his waifu" (hopefully that's an overstatement and it's just a simple character crush instead of some horrifying obsession). He also currently has a Skyward Sword Link avatar as of this post.
- Someone once upon a time was a shipper of Young Link and Bunnie (again, that character from SatAM), even developed a damn community on deviantART about it.
Oh, how I miss 2007-08. And being on a LiveJournal community riffing offensive shit on deviantART (and I also thank that community for giving me a chance in redemption, as I was a very special kid back in 2006).
I don't know if it counts, but one of my friends in high school used to wright fanfic about all the various sexual things she would do to the rockstar Slash.
In the Harry Potter fandom, there's Hogwarts Castle x Giant Squid. I don't know if it's a parody or not, but it's insane either way.
Hagrid/Dobby, that is all.
Hagrid/Dobby, that is all.
I saw that. I also saw Hagrid/Dumbledore. I'm sorry but I'm a Dumbledore/McGonagall shipper.
I know he's gay according to J.K. Shut up.
A friend of mine at summer camp once claimed to have read historically accurate Hitler/Himmler MPreg fanfiction.
The worst pairing I've seen in a fic was Jennifer Love Hewitt/elephant.I think I've read that one.
Is it bad I've read enough crack fic to know how you would make something of that nature historically accurate? After all, the one sided Hitler/Stephen Colbert time travel via fork in the microwave fic was pretty spot on with some of the actual facts of Hitler's early life.link pls
Is it bad I've read enough crack fic to know how you would make something of that nature historically accurate? After all, the one sided Hitler/Stephen Colbert time travel via fork in the microwave fic was pretty spot on with some of the actual facts of Hitler's early life.link pls
Buffy/Giles was one of my first ships.Don't worry. I said ANY combination. Buffy/Dawn included. We're all insane here ^_^
Don't ask. >_>
Ah yeah FrostIron, because deep down inside every fangirl wants to see Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downey Jr. makeout and fuck each other.Bisexual fanboys, too.
By the way, guess what 90% of ships involving Bowser are -_-
By the way, guess what 90% of ships involving Bowser are -_-
I never got the shipping involving Princess Peach and Bowser, and the people supporting it unironically.
I cannot ship Tony in anything except Pepperony. FrostIron makes me cringe. Mainly because I've seen it done very bad on tumblr. I guess it's better than shipping Thorki tho.
I oddly have this idea that my Shepard and Tony would do well for each other tho. Now if only I could get a Tony rper to at least talk to the Commander.
Captain and Coulson FOREVER!!!Yeah, I don't really care about the incestious vibe, I personally just think Thoki doesn't work. That's likely linked to the Tony/Loki shipping I do, though, so yeah.
Also I hate Thoki, but I'm really not a fan of slash to begin with, plus even though they're not real brothers, it still kinda has an incestous vibe to it and I love BlackFrost.
My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
How about shipping your Shepard and Booker?
Possibly? More like, proven. You can ship Booker with ANYONE. Let that sink in for a moment. You can even have him with Male!Shep and Fem!Shep.My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
How about shipping your Shepard and Booker?
...Booker does have a way to enter other realities and possibly travel in time as well...
Or you can have Booker bring Male!Shep and Fem!Shep to meet each other. And the paragon and renegade versions as well.Possibly? More like, proven. You can ship Booker with ANYONE. Let that sink in for a moment. You can even have him with Male!Shep and Fem!Shep.My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
How about shipping your Shepard and Booker?
...Booker does have a way to enter other realities and possibly travel in time as well...
Hell, Booker's like a patch that can make any crossover fanfic work. Anything from Mass Effect/alternate Mass Effect to Firefly/Doctor Who to MLP/Madworld.Or you can have Booker bring Male!Shep and Fem!Shep to meet each other. And the paragon and renegade versions as well.Possibly? More like, proven. You can ship Booker with ANYONE. Let that sink in for a moment. You can even have him with Male!Shep and Fem!Shep.My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
How about shipping your Shepard and Booker?
...Booker does have a way to enter other realities and possibly travel in time as well...
...This could make some really weird fanfiction. Especially when you can have Kaidan and Ashley argue with the Shepards about one of them being sacrificed.
My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
How about shipping your Shepard and Booker?
Depends. Were they raised the same (don't remember the specific term from ME1)? If so, it's possible. If not, their entire situation is different, so their parents are likely an unrelated Shepard couple. Also how they look, of course.My Shepard is a renegon (renegade speech, paragon actions. For the most part).
Also, my Shepard is a vanguard (biotic with an emphasis on close quarters combat and expert weapons training).
Oh, and she's female. And she'd be able to relate to Tony where the alcohol and overworking is concerned.
I don't even know how I can ship them if they can't really meet logically. In RPing on tumblr, you kinda explain the crossover of the Avengers and Mass Effect away by saying it was a galactic anomaly that allowed one person to go forward or backward in time, depending on who you choose to move timelines.
It's also how right now I have an RP going with Black Widow. My renegon femshep is in a relationship with Natasha right now so I also ship that obviously. Shasha is a fun ship name.
How about shipping your Shepard and Booker?
I've never thought about it, actually. They'd probably get along because they both have things to be guilty about. The wars they fought in made them do things they aren't proud of.
As for broshep and femshep meeting, it's already happened in RP land. In fact, it's worked so much we have problems figuring out whether it's incest or masturbation to have two Shepards be with each other.
...let's just say my Shepard gets around. >_>;
pulling a Lannister.
I thought the term for incest at this point was wincest.pulling a Lannister.
This should be the new term for incest, just saying. Someone make this a thing.
Off the top of my head, I don't think so. But don't you know it's funner to make fun of the Lannisters, especially when the end result is a sadistic little cunt. Even though Dany's brother was a first class asshole too.
Apr 25 10:17:10 <S2> man pairing topic
Apr 25 10:17:19 <S2> just seems like everyone's spouting 2 random characters
Apr 25 10:18:50 <Hernan> DONGURIGAERU AND ZOH DAIMAOH
I started thinking, what would be the craziest crack pairing in a setting the I can imagine?
After randomly choosing DC universe, my second thought in that setting was that crazy rubber guy superhero... My first thought of all the DC villains and heroes was of course those two Hitler clones in that on Superman comic.
So, double Hitler action with a shapeshifter made from elastic rubber! Yes, the only problem with this idea is that it just might be too sexy to handle.
Marvel and a toy. As for DC weird pairings? Here's a canon one: Supergirl/Superhorse.I started thinking, what would be the craziest crack pairing in a setting the I can imagine?
After randomly choosing DC universe, my second thought in that setting was that crazy rubber guy superhero... My first thought of all the DC villains and heroes was of course those two Hitler clones in that on Superman comic.
So, double Hitler action with a shapeshifter made from elastic rubber! Yes, the only problem with this idea is that it just might be too sexy to handle.
Mr. Fantastic and Stretch Armstrong.
Go.
I also ship Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)/Ianto Jones (Torchwood/Doctor Who) and Dawn Summers (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) in a trio due to a cracky fic that was amazingly well done.
True, but it was a huge fanfic with a well written plot and just so happened to have a Jack/Ianto/Dawn trio at the center of it. And she made it believable.I also ship Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)/Ianto Jones (Torchwood/Doctor Who) and Dawn Summers (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) in a trio due to a cracky fic that was amazingly well done.
Hasn't Jack Harkness been shipped with literally everyone?
I'm pretty sure I've been shipped with him and just don't know it yet.
True, but it was a huge fanfic with a well written plot and just so happened to have a Jack/Ianto/Dawn trio at the center of it. And she made it believable.I also ship Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)/Ianto Jones (Torchwood/Doctor Who) and Dawn Summers (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) in a trio due to a cracky fic that was amazingly well done.
Hasn't Jack Harkness been shipped with literally everyone?
I'm pretty sure I've been shipped with him and just don't know it yet.
I don't know. Let me go find it.True, but it was a huge fanfic with a well written plot and just so happened to have a Jack/Ianto/Dawn trio at the center of it. And she made it believable.I also ship Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)/Ianto Jones (Torchwood/Doctor Who) and Dawn Summers (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) in a trio due to a cracky fic that was amazingly well done.
Hasn't Jack Harkness been shipped with literally everyone?
I'm pretty sure I've been shipped with him and just don't know it yet.
Was it written by Pirates Sparrow & Turner? It sound like theirs.
(aka the Sword of Allah).
(aka the Sword of Allah).
Is that what he calls it now?
I had an idea for a crackship last night.
Twilight Sparkle/Kai Leng.
You're welcome.
I had an idea for a crackship last night.(http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-UserFiles/00-00-55-19-52-Attached+Files/5282.131416733118.gif)
Twilight Sparkle/Kai Leng.
You're welcome.