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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2013, 11:57:23 pm »
Lobster sushi.

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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2013, 12:15:58 am »
I always feel odd because I HATE shellfish. Most seafood in general, to be honest. I have never been able to stomach it. (My mother says that as a toddler I was apparently able to tuck into a gigantic adult-sized portion of shrimp and clams from a local seafood chain, but I think by now we can ascertain that my mother is a psychotic lying harpy.) People always seem to think I'm insane because I can't stand seafood except in the tiny portions you get in sushi.

Boything, being born and raised in Maryland, loves shellfish. It's his favourite food in the entire world. But at fourteen he developed a deadly shellfish allergy, the poor boy. So he doesn't understand it at all that I CAN eat shellfish but WON'T, because he wishes he COULD more than anything and he CAN'T.

Of course, Mother Nature is a bitch when it comes to this because most of the people I've met with shellfish allergies developed the allergy later in life and positively LOVE seafood, especially shellfish. Mother Nature at times seems much more Mommie Dearest than June Cleaver.
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2013, 02:18:36 am »
Seafood frightens me.  :-[  It seems all slimy, cyclopean and otherworldly. Do not want.
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2013, 02:33:45 am »
I think we're getting off topic now.
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2013, 02:37:51 am »
Seafood frightens me.  :-[  It seems all slimy, cyclopean and otherworldly. Do not want.

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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2013, 02:38:13 am »
Yes, we are.
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2013, 03:21:28 am »
I think we're getting off topic now.

Not entirely off topic.
After all, we are merely stating that for a religion to recruit us successfully it would have to give use a good enough reason to give up bacon and shellfish. I don't think many evangelicals have considered this aspect of their conversion strategies.

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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2013, 08:59:53 am »
I love seafood, it's absolutely delicious.

Though lobster is highly overrated. I'll still eat it if it's there, but I'd much rather a nice big piece of battered fish. Or perhaps some barbecued octopus.

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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2013, 03:55:56 pm »
I love seafood, plus it's a lot healthier than most land food to boot.

The key for me on this idea is pretty good, his reasonings and all, for how to be converted. I am agnostic and it's doubtful I'd be converted. Any attempts  to put a God into an easy to tell, condensed, human package just seems like arrogance on the human's part.
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2013, 07:21:41 pm »
Why can't there be a religion where the rules regarding food are "If it's awesome, eat it"? Instead of restricting your congregation from eating certain foods or cooking/slaughtering in a certain way, why not tell them "If your taste buds say yes, it must be okay!"
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2013, 12:15:41 am »
Why can't there be a religion where the rules regarding food are "If it's awesome, eat it"? Instead of restricting your congregation from eating certain foods or cooking/slaughtering in a certain way, why not tell them "If your taste buds say yes, it must be okay!"

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« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2013, 01:45:27 am »
Bring us back to the topic, in the eight years I've been living here, I've had missionaries knock on my door 5 times.
Each time I asked them if they would respect the Law of Reciprocity.
One couple* thought I was trying to invoke some pagan/satanic law and decided to leave.
Three couples asked me what it was. I informed them I had a standard of minimin knowledge for conversation and I asked them to leave.
The final couple said that they were here to share 'God's Word' and were not interested in what I had to say. So they left.

*every evanglical I've met has been part of a couple or larger group. Guess they were afraid to trust in their faith to go it alone. 
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2013, 02:16:47 am »
Bring us back to the topic, in the eight years I've been living here, I've had missionaries knock on my door 5 times.
Each time I asked them if they would respect the Law of Reciprocity.
One couple* thought I was trying to invoke some pagan/satanic law and decided to leave.
Three couples asked me what it was. I informed them I had a standard of minimin knowledge for conversation and I asked them to leave.
The final couple said that they were here to share 'God's Word' and were not interested in what I had to say. So they left.

*every evanglical I've met has been part of a couple or larger group. Guess they were afraid to trust in their faith to go it alone.

My shrieking dog pack (there's six, all friendly but loud as hell) gets most of them on edge enough to just hand out a pamphlet and leave. When our crazy St. Bernard was still alive, a big old booming BAAARRRRROOOWWWW! was enough to get them to not even walk up the driveway. You could hear her from three blocks away, so being up close was pretty intense.
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Re: Atheist gives suggestions on how to convert him.
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2013, 03:35:27 am »
If you're male, and you never want a particular group to bother you ever again, just get some KY jelly.  Then, the next time they come a-knockin, strip naked, and smear some of that lube all over your captain and answer the door, bonus points if you have a boner and/or are sweating.  They will be so disturbed and embarrassed (very few things are as bad as interrupting someone mid-fuck) that they will NEVER return.
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