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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #90 on: October 02, 2013, 09:53:34 pm »
I don't know if Ray Comfort uses that argument, but I think Ken Ham is the one responsible for it being taught to young children.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #91 on: October 02, 2013, 10:26:22 pm »
I don't know if Ray Comfort uses that argument, but I think Ken Ham is the one responsible for it being taught to young children.

Ah, he was the next name to come up as a guess.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #93 on: October 03, 2013, 05:05:31 pm »
I know who won't get my vote

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Laughed with both of them. The Halo/Christianity thing is a weird parallel, but if it got your point across...
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #94 on: October 05, 2013, 04:42:37 am »
I know who won't get my vote

Christianity explained by video games
Laughed with both of them. The Halo/Christianity thing is a weird parallel, but if it got your point across...

There's actually a bunch more Christianity references in Halo.  Extra Credits covered a few more of them in a past episode they did... I thought it was pretty clever, myself.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #95 on: October 07, 2013, 06:44:15 pm »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #96 on: October 08, 2013, 05:39:47 pm »
That... bitch!

My teacher father would approve of those kids so hard! :3 DAMN!
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #97 on: October 08, 2013, 11:40:18 pm »
I really wish there was a way to contact the people who wrote some of these. This one and another one about a hospital in San Jose that almost killed a girl over appendicitis thinking she was pregnant. I wanna know if it was the high school 'I' went to, and if the hospital is one I know about, to avoid it in the future.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #98 on: October 10, 2013, 11:13:54 pm »
I thought this one was hilarious.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #99 on: October 12, 2013, 03:58:32 am »
I thought this one was hilarious.

That... is really rather awesome! Awwwww <3
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #100 on: October 12, 2013, 08:33:21 pm »

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2013, 12:26:40 pm »
I still don't believe that a lot of these happened as depicted.
Still funny though.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #102 on: October 13, 2013, 04:40:27 pm »
You'd be surprised.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #103 on: October 17, 2013, 03:48:31 pm »
http://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-were-in-a-recession-part-24/32372

Yes, it's Part 24. Yes, the first 23 are just as stupid. Sadly, all of them are believable (to me, anyway).
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #104 on: October 20, 2013, 02:33:12 am »
Found another good one.

More bigotry getting what it deserves.

This one's pretty good too.
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