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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2625 on: September 13, 2015, 11:56:12 am »
Granted. The serial killer compliments you on how your throat feels just after he slashes it and shoves his erection inside, but before you lose consciousness.

I wish my mind wasn't so twisted.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2626 on: September 14, 2015, 05:24:56 am »
Granted, but your penis is very twisted. Specifically, twisted around a length of razor wire.

I wish for a piece of string.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2627 on: September 15, 2015, 02:06:24 am »
Granted, it's a noose around your neck.

I wish I had a billion dollars, and that the way in which I received it did not cause me or anyone else harm.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2628 on: September 15, 2015, 02:26:01 am »
Granted. However, before you can make use of it, you are quickly mugged. Turns out receiving a billion dollars makes you an attractive target.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2629 on: September 15, 2015, 04:36:38 am »
I have no idea what that means, but it goes wrong somehow.

I wish I could lose fat as easily as I lose my keys.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2630 on: September 15, 2015, 07:02:08 am »
granted. you lose your keys in a vat of your own fat.

i wish i didn't need to drink a pot of coffee a day.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2631 on: September 15, 2015, 07:28:59 am »
Granted, but you do need to drink a pot of urine per day.

I wish my thighs wouldn't chafe themselves raw after walking for more than a couple of hours.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2632 on: October 18, 2015, 02:56:34 am »
Granted, they now chafe after five minutes.

I wish I had some food right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2633 on: October 18, 2015, 07:38:28 am »
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Granted, they now chafe after five minutes.

I wish I had some food right now.

granted. it's soviet, so food eats you.

i wish i was dressed.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2634 on: October 18, 2015, 08:08:55 am »
Granted, you're dressed in the skin of your dead cat. Did it just twitch?

I wish I could git gud.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2635 on: October 18, 2015, 02:06:39 pm »
Granted, you are now really guy at blowjobs

I wish to be slowly tortured to death.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2636 on: October 19, 2015, 03:10:26 am »
You know what? Granted without any sort of corruption because you tried to trip it up by wishing for something terrible.

I wish I had the power to enlarge.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2637 on: October 19, 2015, 03:34:35 am »
Granted. Its non-reversible.

I wish that I could have total control over when I sleep and wake up.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2638 on: October 19, 2015, 04:51:56 pm »
Granted. In each of your dreams, you have sex with Donald Trump and Kim Davis.

I I wish I could sing well.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2639 on: October 19, 2015, 05:06:45 pm »
Granted. You can sing the song 'Well', by Hurt, and nothing else.

I wish I had more money.
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