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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2655 on: October 23, 2015, 06:05:32 am »
Granted. You summon the homestucks.

I wish I could be arsed to do my laundry.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2656 on: October 23, 2015, 07:49:25 am »
Quote from: Ghoti on October 23, 2015, 06:05:32 am
Granted. You summon the homestucks.

I wish I could be arsed to do my laundry.

granted, you laundry your ass.

i wish i knew.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2657 on: October 23, 2015, 07:54:13 am »
Granted, you now know exactly what your mother's vagina looks and smells like.

I wish for infinite money.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2658 on: October 23, 2015, 12:26:49 pm »
Granted, but everyone is now trading baseball cards and your money is worthless.

I wish for a gin and tonic.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2659 on: October 23, 2015, 12:39:41 pm »
Quote from: rookie on October 23, 2015, 12:26:49 pm
Granted, but everyone is now trading baseball cards and your money is worthless.

I wish for a gin and tonic.

granted. it's flat.

i wish for a ten sided die.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2660 on: October 23, 2015, 12:46:31 pm »
Granted. Each side has a way to die on it. It's rolled, and you die.

I wish I could no longer feel self-doubt.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2661 on: October 23, 2015, 03:37:54 pm »
Granted. You kill yourself crossing the street because you didn't doubt you could survive a traffic collision.

I wish to go back in time and relive my life knowing everything I do now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2662 on: October 23, 2015, 06:35:17 pm »
Granted. You make brand new mistakes.

I wish I could have faith in this world.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2663 on: October 23, 2015, 08:11:57 pm »
Quote from: Even Then on October 23, 2015, 06:35:17 pm
Granted. You make brand new mistakes.

I wish I could have faith in this world.

granted, you convert to a suicide cult.

i wish i had a bell pepper.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2664 on: October 23, 2015, 08:44:51 pm »
Granted, it's shoved up your ass.

Since October 21, 2015 has come and gone, I'd really like my flying car now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2665 on: October 23, 2015, 08:59:56 pm »
Quote from: Captain Random on October 23, 2015, 08:44:51 pm
Granted, it's shoved up your ass.

Since October 21, 2015 has come and gone, I'd really like my flying car now.

granted, it soars effortlessly through the air, before gravity reasserts itself and it crashes on you, your mother laughing from the catapult that launched it.

i wish for a bottle of soda.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2666 on: October 24, 2015, 12:07:15 am »
Granted it's a horrible brand that taste like crap.


I wish my PC's could actually play Zoo Tycoon 2
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2667 on: October 24, 2015, 03:02:07 am »
Granted. It can now play nothing else.

I wish I could decide on a new avatar.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2668 on: October 24, 2015, 08:16:44 am »
Quote from: Even Then on October 24, 2015, 03:02:07 am
Granted. It can now play nothing else.

I wish I could decide on a new avatar.

granted, but it's xboxhueg and doesn't fit correctly.

i wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2669 on: November 03, 2015, 09:06:15 am »
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granted, but it's xboxhueg and doesn't fit correctly.

Well I'll be fucked, you predicted it.

Granted. The jelly is turnip jelly.

I wish for a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich.
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