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Congratulations, you are the 2nd worst person in the country!
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.
Commenter Brendan Rizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but got fed up with it all.
Granted. The cure is AIDS.I wish I could play the piano.
Quote from: Lexikon on March 12, 2012, 01:55:03 amGranted. The cure is AIDS.I wish I could play the piano.Wish granted. You can play, but you play like shit. Also, you only have your off hand to play with.I wish I had Weird Al's autograph.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Wish granted. You're done because you no longer have the patches or the vest to sew.I wish I could type at 300 words per minute with reasonable accuracy and precision.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.