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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2745 on: March 19, 2015, 12:43:11 pm »
Pres. Santorum initiates aggressive terrorist identification strategy.

President Santorum reveals back in his youth he was a hippie.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2746 on: March 19, 2015, 04:26:03 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2747 on: March 23, 2015, 05:05:12 am »
The Clock Might Be Up, But Not the Republican Campaign for the Future of America

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2748 on: March 30, 2015, 11:55:33 am »
Those working-class Obama nuts must have sabotaged the building!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2749 on: March 31, 2015, 11:48:07 am »
Hospital target of boycott for exercising religious liberties.

Ted Cruz comes out of the closet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2750 on: March 31, 2015, 11:57:56 am »
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Hospital target of boycott for exercising religious liberties.

Ted Cruz comes out of the closet.

Canadian liar exposed as a degenerate!

John Travolta gets abducted by aliens.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2751 on: April 09, 2015, 09:27:22 am »
Satanic Liberal Hollywood figure finally destroyed by demonic forces.

A conservative Republican congressman's wife learns that she has been infected with HIV. Further investigation reveals that she got it from her husband, who got it by sleeping with ten different male prostitutes over the last month (which he denies).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2752 on: April 09, 2015, 05:25:33 pm »
Gays Use Biological Warfare Against Conservatives!

Video leaked showing Republicans planning to use voter intimidation to win 2016 election
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2753 on: April 15, 2015, 09:19:03 am »
Republicans Standing Up For Real Americans!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2754 on: April 15, 2015, 11:44:03 am »
GOP touts new jobs program.

The next Speaker of the House is an open atheist.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2755 on: April 16, 2015, 07:48:49 pm »
Democrat Spits On America's Christian Heritage!

While sharing an elevator with the Fox News Headline Writer, Rupert Murdoch drops a silent but deadly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2756 on: May 09, 2015, 05:53:40 pm »
Stupid construction workers install prank equipment in elevator.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2757 on: July 31, 2015, 12:27:49 pm »
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The Fox News Headline Writer plugs in a new coffeemaker, causing the entire Fox electrical system to blow.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2758 on: July 31, 2015, 01:20:03 pm »
Solar energy saps electrical grid.



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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2759 on: August 05, 2015, 01:32:27 pm »
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