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Offline Lana Reverse

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I visited a parallel universe last night
« on: July 23, 2018, 10:21:58 am »
Last night, I visited a parallel universe/alternate timeline/whatever while I was asleep. Things were very different there. Trump was a Democrat who pandered to left-wing extremists, dodos still existed, and The Room was an acclaimed classic.

But the difference you're probably most interested in is that Jacob Harrison was actually reasonable. He didn't say the California Amerindians had it coming, he didn't say gay people should be chemically castrated, and he didn't blame the Catholic sex abuse scandals on Vatican II. He was also a lot less pitiful, being far more charismatic, intelligent, and lucky in love.

Anyway, I'm going to make an animated movie about this and why it means cheating on your SO is wrong.
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Re: I visited a parallel universe last night
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2018, 10:57:25 am »
niam still got there first, though.
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Re: I visited a parallel universe last night
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2018, 05:31:53 pm »
I visited a universe where Jacob had many converts.

He had lobotomized them in their sleep and their smiles were sweet...but then even with two hemisphere's not working they all adjoined in a toneless hymn. "You're full of shit, denim-fapper!" And somewhere were the coital sounds of niam and Jake's cuz, and then I heard him screaming...

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Re: I visited a parallel universe last night
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2018, 06:45:02 pm »
Quote from: dpareja on July 23, 2018, 10:57:25 am
niam still got there first, though.

Well, of course. Some things are constant.
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Re: I visited a parallel universe last night
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 01:15:07 am »
Presumably Tol's AU Also has a dark haired, black winged scheming angel standing behind Jacob, whispering about God and also something about said Angel's self advancement.

Then a spess mehreen and his demons show up and Jacob turns into a giant angel made of denim.
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