Some fucking cat is yowling it's head off just outside of my window. Goddamnit, it's 5:30 in the motherfucking morning, the last thing I need right now are vocal and horny cats within hearing range.
And surprise fucking surprise, as soon as the cat shuts up, some kookaburra immediately takes over. For fuck's sake, I live in the middle of a major city. The wildlife has no business being this freaking noisy.