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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3210 on: February 06, 2013, 08:41:40 pm »
I was in line at CVS when a woman behind me started making small talk with me about how awful CVS is as a pharmacy. It was really embarrassing to have to stand with her that entire time while the cashier obviously heard her. Then she went into how awful Obamacare was, and how it would cost her craploads of money. I was gonna wait for them to complete my prescription, but I got the hell outta there as fast as I could.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3211 on: February 06, 2013, 08:51:49 pm »
I was in line at CVS when a woman behind me started making small talk with me about how awful CVS is as a pharmacy. It was really embarrassing to have to stand with her that entire time while the cashier obviously heard her. Then she went into how awful Obamacare was, and how it would cost her craploads of money. I was gonna wait for them to complete my prescription, but I got the hell outta there as fast as I could.

I bet she doesn't even look at the numbers on her tax forms and just checks some boxes, scribbles her signature, and ships it off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3212 on: February 06, 2013, 09:01:24 pm »
I was in line at CVS when a woman behind me started making small talk with me about how awful CVS is as a pharmacy. It was really embarrassing to have to stand with her that entire time while the cashier obviously heard her. Then she went into how awful Obamacare was, and how it would cost her craploads of money. I was gonna wait for them to complete my prescription, but I got the hell outta there as fast as I could.

I bet she doesn't even look at the numbers on her tax forms and just checks some boxes, scribbles her signature, and ships it off.

This usually is the case, I'm so sick of people bitching about people not paying federal income taxes, when in reality they most likely or used to get money back from the federal gov't thanks to EITC, and such, so they didn't pay "taxes" at some point also. Not to mention that "obamacare" was more or less a left over republican idea, but once a Democrat touches it's an evil socialist plot.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3213 on: February 07, 2013, 06:02:02 pm »
Comcast hard selling me on services I don't want, while on a tech support call to get my internet working properly again.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3214 on: February 07, 2013, 09:17:50 pm »
I was in line at CVS when a woman behind me started making small talk with me about how awful CVS is as a pharmacy. It was really embarrassing to have to stand with her that entire time while the cashier obviously heard her. Then she went into how awful Obamacare was, and how it would cost her craploads of money. I was gonna wait for them to complete my prescription, but I got the hell outta there as fast as I could.

I bet she doesn't even look at the numbers on her tax forms and just checks some boxes, scribbles her signature, and ships it off.

Pretty much. She spoke like someone who barely had more brain cells than teeth.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3215 on: February 08, 2013, 07:05:10 pm »
It looks like the planet Hoth outside, we're getting pounded with snow, it's a good thing I'm off this weekend.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3216 on: February 10, 2013, 09:32:13 pm »
I get so annoyed with the people who call the restaurant I work at and complain about the most ridiculous things. A lady called today and she was super mad because someone forgot to put utensils with her to-go order. I mean, really. Do you honestly have no utensils in your house? Was it really such a big deal that you had to call and complain over a few plastic forks?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3217 on: February 11, 2013, 05:07:41 am »
My nurse, as he was giving me my pain meds, began to go off on Obamacare and how they couldn't get new IV poles/pumps because of it.

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Oh, did I forget to mention I'm in the hospital for the second time in about two weeks?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3218 on: February 11, 2013, 09:40:55 am »
So a couple of weeks ago, I lost my glasses. Naturally, I was unamused. I've been regularly turning the place upside down trying to find the fucking things. Then today, I just happen to glance at the coffee table, and they're just sitting right there in plain view. I mean really now, that's just fucking embarrassing...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3219 on: February 11, 2013, 11:10:45 am »
Crappy weather I've been getting, first a shit ton of snow, now freezing rain....

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3220 on: February 11, 2013, 12:13:05 pm »
I pulled a pec muscle. I barely even knew I HAD pec muscles.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3221 on: February 11, 2013, 12:50:59 pm »
I was up all night vomiting. Now it feels like my rib cage is broken.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3222 on: February 11, 2013, 03:08:46 pm »
Okay so if any of you remember that audition I went to a few weeks ago and made well I had to drop out of the performance since lugging a 20lb keyboard 12lb amplifier and about 12 cords of wire and other crap back and forth three blocks day in and day out  is too taxing for a 17 year old. (I'm disappointed this is the second time I had a performance but due to something stupid could not make it or had to drop out)

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3223 on: February 11, 2013, 07:46:59 pm »
I was up all night vomiting. Now it feels like my rib cage is broken.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3224 on: February 11, 2013, 08:25:36 pm »
I was up all night vomiting. Now it feels like my rib cage is broken.

You know what's up?

Twas from my meds.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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