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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4380 on: July 12, 2013, 12:27:25 pm »
I hate this kid's music, but my god this dude is my hero. He's like a 21st century American badass. "Hey, Imma get drunk, piss in a mop bucket and deface a former president's picture all in one night" LMAO
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4381 on: July 12, 2013, 12:57:34 pm »
You forgot the "YOLO!"
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« Reply #4382 on: July 12, 2013, 09:02:09 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on July 12, 2013, 04:41:39 am
Club could bottle the pee in little vials and make a fortune with the Belieber crowd.  Authentic Bieber Piss!
Why do that, when you can bottle your own pee, and sell it as Bieber Piss. It not like anyone will test it and you can laugh all the way to the bank.

Now to what annoys me, we have to boil water, because of possible ecoli contamination.
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« Reply #4383 on: July 12, 2013, 09:45:47 pm »
^^ For a moment, I thought that was somehow connected to the Bieber piss-bucket ordeal.
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« Reply #4384 on: July 12, 2013, 10:01:46 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on July 12, 2013, 09:45:47 pm
^^ For a moment, I thought that was somehow connected to the Bieber piss-bucket ordeal.

Any time Bieber has been in your town, there's now a legitimate fear that he has urinated in the water supply.

Even Ozzy Osbourne didn't have THAT kind of stigma regarding his urination habits.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4385 on: July 13, 2013, 11:00:23 am »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on July 12, 2013, 10:01:46 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on July 12, 2013, 09:45:47 pm
^^ For a moment, I thought that was somehow connected to the Bieber piss-bucket ordeal.

Any time Bieber has been in your town, there's now a legitimate fear that he has urinated in the water supply.

Even Ozzy Osbourne didn't have THAT kind of stigma regarding his urination habits.
And Ozzy pissed on the Alamo monument. And probably a score of other historical and/or religious monuments around the world.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4386 on: July 13, 2013, 11:13:25 am »
I think now is as good a time as any to step back for a moment and ask ourselves why, exactly, the fuck we are talking about celebrity piss.
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« Reply #4387 on: July 13, 2013, 11:22:18 am »
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 13, 2013, 11:13:25 am
I think now is as good a time as any to step back for a moment and ask ourselves why, exactly, the fuck we are talking about celebrity piss.

Oh come on, you're not new here. You know full well that we end up having the most absurd conversations on here. We've had conversations that have lasted pages on menstrual blood, and if you take look in the Last Movie watched thread the conversation went from Superman to Bondage:What works best?? Rope or chains?, because fuck sanity, it's so over-rated. The real question is Why not talk about celebrity piss?? That being said, I do believe that Bieber did piss in my water supply.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4388 on: July 13, 2013, 12:25:10 pm »
Quote from: askold on July 13, 2013, 11:00:23 am
Quote from: chitoryu12 on July 12, 2013, 10:01:46 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on July 12, 2013, 09:45:47 pm
^^ For a moment, I thought that was somehow connected to the Bieber piss-bucket ordeal.

Any time Bieber has been in your town, there's now a legitimate fear that he has urinated in the water supply.

Even Ozzy Osbourne didn't have THAT kind of stigma regarding his urination habits.
And Ozzy pissed on the Alamo monument. And probably a score of other historical and/or religious monuments around the world.

I love the Oz-Man. \m/
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4389 on: July 13, 2013, 03:43:53 pm »
Pissed on a monument made to honour a bunch of slavers.  Ozzy fucking rules.
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« Reply #4390 on: July 14, 2013, 12:08:54 am »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on July 13, 2013, 03:43:53 pm
Pissed on a monument made to honour a bunch of slavers.  Ozzy fucking rules.

I thought he did it because he was pissed and didn't know what building he was claiming territory on?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4391 on: July 14, 2013, 08:03:46 am »
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Quote from: RavynousHunter on July 13, 2013, 03:43:53 pm
Pissed on a monument made to honour a bunch of slavers.  Ozzy fucking rules.

I thought he did it because he was pissed and didn't know what building he was claiming territory on?
I don't think Hunter cared about the why, just the action itself.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4392 on: July 14, 2013, 11:27:03 pm »
It's been 3 god damn days, when will this stupid water advisory be lifted??
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4393 on: July 15, 2013, 03:25:35 am »
Quote from: Empress Nicki on July 14, 2013, 11:27:03 pm
It's been 3 god damn days, when will this stupid water advisory be lifted??

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Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4394 on: July 15, 2013, 05:00:46 am »
The NHK man.

Go away.  I don't even have a TV.
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