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Offline chitoryu12

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4815 on: August 18, 2013, 04:01:18 pm »
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 03:10:24 pm
People that take stuff with them to the toilet.

Like.....what, books or something?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4816 on: August 18, 2013, 04:48:12 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 04:01:18 pm
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 03:10:24 pm
People that take stuff with them to the toilet.

Like.....what, books or something?

Yeah. I just don't get it, so it strangely annoys me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4817 on: August 18, 2013, 04:53:00 pm »
I get bored in the can and end up reading shampoo labels and tampon directions if I don't have something to read with me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4818 on: August 18, 2013, 04:54:45 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on August 18, 2013, 04:53:00 pm
I get bored in the can and end up reading shampoo labels and tampon directions if I don't have something to read with me.

I nearly spat my tea out.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4819 on: August 18, 2013, 05:06:48 pm »
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 04:48:12 pm
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 04:01:18 pm
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 03:10:24 pm
People that take stuff with them to the toilet.

Like.....what, books or something?

Yeah. I just don't get it, so it strangely annoys me.

Well, what else am I supposed to do in there? Stare at the paint on the walls and contemplate humanity?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4820 on: August 18, 2013, 05:15:09 pm »
That's what I do.

I have a vivid imagination and it's fairly easy for me to zone out.  Like I'm sleeping, but awake.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4821 on: August 18, 2013, 05:32:20 pm »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 18, 2013, 05:15:09 pm
That's what I do.

I have a vivid imagination and it's fairly easy for me to zone out.  Like I'm sleeping, but awake.

I try not to zone out when I have my pants off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4822 on: August 18, 2013, 06:31:40 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 05:06:48 pm
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 04:48:12 pm
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 04:01:18 pm
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 03:10:24 pm
People that take stuff with them to the toilet.

Like.....what, books or something?

Yeah. I just don't get it, so it strangely annoys me.

Well, what else am I supposed to do in there? Stare at the paint on the walls and contemplate humanity?

You could just use the toilet for it's intended purpose.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4823 on: August 18, 2013, 06:44:29 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on August 18, 2013, 04:53:00 pm
I get bored in the can and end up reading shampoo labels and tampon directions if I don't have something to read with me.

Tampon directions disturb the hell out of me. Never again.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4824 on: August 18, 2013, 06:45:08 pm »
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 06:31:40 pm
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 05:06:48 pm
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 04:48:12 pm
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 04:01:18 pm
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 18, 2013, 03:10:24 pm
People that take stuff with them to the toilet.

Like.....what, books or something?

Yeah. I just don't get it, so it strangely annoys me.

Well, what else am I supposed to do in there? Stare at the paint on the walls and contemplate humanity?

You could just use the toilet for it's intended purpose.

If I'm going to be sitting on the toilet for the next 3 to 5 minutes (or longer), I don't want to just spend it all staring off into space.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4825 on: August 18, 2013, 06:46:13 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on August 18, 2013, 06:44:29 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on August 18, 2013, 04:53:00 pm
I get bored in the can and end up reading shampoo labels and tampon directions if I don't have something to read with me.

Tampon directions disturb the hell out of me. Never again.

Surely tampon directions are shove it in your vagina and make sure the string is hanging out?

And yes the toilet is for reading and solitude.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4826 on: August 18, 2013, 06:52:27 pm »
Actually, it's, like, ten steps, complete with illustrations on various ways to sit/stand to insert it and tampons being inserted into the body. The first step is invariably "Wash your hands". Step two is usually "Relax".
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4827 on: August 18, 2013, 07:16:19 pm »
I want to throw HGTV people out the window. The living room had a ceiling that was 12-14 feet high, and the people complained that it was too low. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4828 on: August 18, 2013, 07:21:20 pm »
So wait did they want the Sistine Chaple?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4829 on: August 18, 2013, 07:25:17 pm »
They wanted all their rooms to have two-story ceilings.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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