Things That Annoy You

[Shane for Wax]

Actually, it's, like, ten steps, complete with illustrations on various ways to sit/stand to insert it and tampons being inserted into the body. The first step is invariably "Wash your hands". Step two is usually "Relax".

Catheter instructions are shorter than that judging by what I've seen.

[Søren]

It takes me forever to make breakfast in the morning because nobody puts their shit away. Seriously, mugs above the dishwasher, fucking airconditioner remotes in the dishwasher, random shit all over the place that i have to clean up before im allowed to eat

[Sleepy]

Back in middle school, my friend had a "you and your body" book that had detailed illustrations on how to insert tampons. We played a game where we flipped to a random page in the book and screamed if it was the tampon page.

[Hades]

Had a headache for 3 days, nothing's touching it. This happens a couple times a year.

[Witchyjoshy]

I want to throw HGTV people out the window. The living room had a ceiling that was 12-14 feet high, and the people complained that it was too low. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Sounds like you were watching the same show my mother was watching.  She was complaining about those types of people, too.

[Valerius]

Ever since my little sister turned 18, she's been quite the party-girl, and I've spent a good chunk of time this weekend and especially last weekend being her personal chauffeur.

[RavynousHunter]

Start speaking in tongues when she asks you to take her somewhere.  It'll creep her out so much, she'll never bother ya again.

[nickiknack]

1. I would like it if my perfume that I ordered off of Etsy, to be sent out. I ordered it over a week ago, I know it's handcrafted and all but waiting can get a bit annoying.
2. I would like my foundation that I won in the raffle at work...I was suppose to get it on Thursday, and now its turned into whenever it comes.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Bleh. I really need to sleep, but any time I lie down, my toothache gets much, much worse (due to bloodflow, I'm assuming), to the point where Orajel + codeine doesn't entirely suffice in dulling the pain. I really wish I could just rip this tooth out of my jaw and be done with it.

[Her3tiK]

Bleh. I really need to sleep, but any time I lie down, my toothache gets much, much worse (due to bloodflow, I'm assuming), to the point where Orajel + codeine doesn't entirely suffice in dulling the pain. I really wish I could just rip this tooth out of my jaw and be done with it.

Read this as "Orajel + cocaine". Is that weird?

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I almost wish I had some cocaine.

[nickiknack]

Bleh. I really need to sleep, but any time I lie down, my toothache gets much, much worse (due to bloodflow, I'm assuming), to the point where Orajel + codeine doesn't entirely suffice in dulling the pain. I really wish I could just rip this tooth out of my jaw and be done with it.

Read this as "Orajel + cocaine". Is that weird?

me too. I was like I didn't know Mlle Antechrist was into coke.

[Her3tiK]

Bleh. I really need to sleep, but any time I lie down, my toothache gets much, much worse (due to bloodflow, I'm assuming), to the point where Orajel + codeine doesn't entirely suffice in dulling the pain. I really wish I could just rip this tooth out of my jaw and be done with it.

Read this as "Orajel + cocaine". Is that weird?

me too. I was like I didn't know Mlle Antechrist was into coke.

Just be careful when you go for it. Last time I tried, ice got stuck in my nose. /badjokeofthenight

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Nah, I'm too lame for coke. Just plain, over-the-counter T1s for me.

But seriously, can someone come over here with a pair of pliers and rip this tooth out for me? TIA.

[Valerius]

Nah, I'm too lame for coke. Just plain, over-the-counter T1s for me.

But seriously, can someone come over here with a pair of pliers and rip this tooth out for me? TIA.

How 'bout I mail my dead grandma's leftover T3s and hydromorphine down to you instead?