Things That Annoy You

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Take it from someone who works in health care: Depending on diet, pee can occasionally smell like buttered popcorn.

It's weird when you first come across it, but definitely a lot better than the smell that comes from someone who eats a ton of asparagus or oregano.

[Shane for Wax]

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I'm way too familiar with the various horrors that come out of people's bodies, and all the fun smells that come with them. Butter pee is one of the more pleasant things I have to deal with.

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You really haven't lived until you've accidentally gotten someone else's period blood on your arm.

[Shane for Wax]

Do I want to know how that happened?

[Art Vandelay]

I'm way too familiar with the various horrors that come out of people's bodies, and all the fun smells that come with them. Butter pee is one of the more pleasant things I have to deal with.

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You really haven't lived until you've accidentally gotten someone else's period blood on your arm.

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I suppose there are worse places to get someone else's period blood.

As for things that are annoying, fanboys/fangirls. When did it become so difficult to like something and not broadcast it at every opportunity to people who don't give a flying fuck? Is it really so hard to keep that shit to yourself like a normal person?

[Shane for Wax]

I have that same problem with potheads.

[Sleepy]

The quiz in my operating systems class was literally impossible to finish in the allotted time. I wrote everything as quickly as I could, barely pausing to think. Still didn't get to finish three questions, out of fifteen total.

[Hades]

As for things that are annoying, fanboys/fangirls. When did it become so difficult to like something and not broadcast it at every opportunity to people who don't give a flying fuck? Is it really so hard to keep that shit to yourself like a normal person?

For some people, I think it makes up for a lack of identity. That's why they'll take it personally when you criticize the things they love.

[wrightway]

The baby was doing what I can only assume was yoga with my bladder as her mat last night, so I didn't get much sleep. So I'm already cranky.

Then I made the mistake of purposely looking for SWJ blogs on tumblr because we all make mistakes when we're half asleep. Where the fuck did this thing of calling yourself "uppity" when no one else called you that come from? Some of them even put it in quotes like the person who they're arguing with called them that. When they never do. "Oh, it's because I'm an uppity woman/trans/poc/otherkin/multiple/non-binary, isn't it?!" "Well if you don't like "uppity women" get the fuck off my blog!"

They're not Harvey Milk. They're not Rosa Parks. They're bored kids with keyboards looking to pick fights and they need to calm the fuck down.

[Art Vandelay]

As for things that are annoying, fanboys/fangirls. When did it become so difficult to like something and not broadcast it at every opportunity to people who don't give a flying fuck? Is it really so hard to keep that shit to yourself like a normal person?

For some people, I think it makes up for a lack of identity. That's why they'll take it personally when you criticize the things they love.

Oh, most definitely. Especially the ones who obsessively roll play or write/read fanfiction. They're practically screaming their lack of their own identity from the mountain tops.

[wrightway]

As for things that are annoying, fanboys/fangirls. When did it become so difficult to like something and not broadcast it at every opportunity to people who don't give a flying fuck? Is it really so hard to keep that shit to yourself like a normal person?

For some people, I think it makes up for a lack of identity. That's why they'll take it personally when you criticize the things they love.

Oh, most definitely. Especially the ones who obsessively roll play or write/read fanfiction. They're practically screaming their lack of their own identity from the mountain tops.

For some of them writing popular fanfiction validates their belief that they are a writer. Having people obsess over their work gives them hope that they could have a career in their dream field. Criticizing it feels like you're criticizing their very hopes and dreams.

Personally, I don't like people I know offline reading things I've written. I think it's weird for any of them to be involved in my hobby. And now I feel like I need to find the quote equating writing to masturbation.

[Sleepy]

The fucking gas pedal on my car was stuck today, meaning that it tried to drive when in park and when I was pressing the brakes. This is fucking fun.

[Witchyjoshy]

The fucking gas pedal on my car was stuck today, meaning that it tried to drive when in park and when I was pressing the brakes. This is fucking fun.

Oh geez! :S

[ironbite]

As for things that are annoying, fanboys/fangirls. When did it become so difficult to like something and not broadcast it at every opportunity to people who don't give a flying fuck? Is it really so hard to keep that shit to yourself like a normal person?

For some people, I think it makes up for a lack of identity. That's why they'll take it personally when you criticize the things they love.

Oh, most definitely. Especially the ones who obsessively roll play or write/read fanfiction. They're practically screaming their lack of their own identity from the mountain tops.

For some of them writing popular fanfiction validates their belief that they are a writer. Having people obsess over their work gives them hope that they could have a career in their dream field. Criticizing it feels like you're criticizing their very hopes and dreams.

Personally, I don't like people I know offline reading things I've written. I think it's weird for any of them to be involved in my hobby. And now I feel like I need to find the quote equating writing to masturbation.

Sounds a lot like my ex.

[Osama bin Bambi]

I have that same problem with potheads.

I don't care if someone smokes pot responsibly, but I also have a problem with potheads for similar reasons because they're doing something really unhealthy, and the worst part is that they're really dishonest about it. The most annoying potheads are the ones who deny that yes, marijuana can be addictive and harmful to the human body, just like anything else you fucking breathe into your lungs.

Also, I have been to Hempfest in the past and that contains an... interesting array of people. Most of them are fucknuggets like these.