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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5955 on: November 07, 2013, 08:04:30 pm »
Nyquil does the opposite, as usual. I'm usually a miserable sack of meat if I get a cold cause the medicine doesn't really work to hit my colds and it also doesn't lovingly knock me out so I don't have to put up with being unable to function properly.

Only thing these days that works as intended would be antibiotics and pain meds. And I'm slowly getting allergic to more and more antibiotics.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5956 on: November 07, 2013, 09:12:33 pm »
Yeah, but you don't have to pee standing up. That's where the impeded motor skills really screw you over.

And now I'm forced to wonder what sort of reason there could be for having to pee standing up. Psychological block? A misplaced sense of penis pride? Joining a cult with unusually specific bathroom rules?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5957 on: November 07, 2013, 10:09:42 pm »
And now I'm forced to wonder what sort of reason there could be for having to pee standing up. Psychological block? A misplaced sense of penis pride? Joining a cult with unusually specific bathroom rules?

All of the above? ("Cult" being "be a man!" social norms.)

Besides, I'm taking more like 1/3 of the bottle at once.

I've had nearly half a bottle over a fairly short time period. Mostly it was to knock myself out during a particularly nasty battle with a cold, when lower doses weren't doing anything. It worked, insofar as I slept for a good 15+ hour, but I wouldn't recommend it. I felt like my head was stuffed with rocks the next day.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5958 on: November 07, 2013, 11:06:36 pm »
The doge meme

I dont get it. Its even more pointless than the other memes that i can think of
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5959 on: November 07, 2013, 11:16:45 pm »
wow

such taste in memes

very clueless

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5960 on: November 07, 2013, 11:22:11 pm »
The doge meme

I dont get it. Its even more pointless than the other memes that i can think of
Well, I know the caption was originally just something that the dog(e) was likely to be thinking in the picture in badly spelled comic sans. Dunno how it got to... what it is now.


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5961 on: November 07, 2013, 11:33:53 pm »
The doge meme

I dont get it. Its even more pointless than the other memes that i can think of
Well, I know the caption was originally just something that the dog(e) was likely to be thinking in the picture in badly spelled comic sans. Dunno how it got to... what it is now.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5962 on: November 07, 2013, 11:52:04 pm »
wow

such taste in memes

very clueless

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5963 on: November 08, 2013, 10:43:07 am »
If you're going to do the meme at least do it right. /end grumpyness.

Regardless. The doge/shibe meme just got started because people think dogs speak in broken English.

At least it's better than the fucking Moon Moon meme.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5964 on: November 08, 2013, 12:28:58 pm »
Okay, I can understand the importance of writing a thank you letter to the folks who supply the money for the scholarship I earned. I did that. But I absolutely REFUSE to have my fucking picture taken and slapped on a Christmas card so it can be sent to a bunch of strangers. This has gone way too far. Fuck you, assholes.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5965 on: November 08, 2013, 12:32:47 pm »
Okay, I can understand the importance of writing a thank you letter to the folks who supply the money for the scholarship I earned. I did that. But I absolutely REFUSE to have my fucking picture taken and slapped on a Christmas card so it can be sent to a bunch of strangers. This has gone way too far. Fuck you, assholes.

I have to do that next Tuesday. I still need to write a short thank you letter to those donors.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5966 on: November 08, 2013, 03:18:12 pm »
Okay, I can understand the importance of writing a thank you letter to the folks who supply the money for the scholarship I earned. I did that. But I absolutely REFUSE to have my fucking picture taken and slapped on a Christmas card so it can be sent to a bunch of strangers. This has gone way too far. Fuck you, assholes.

Ew is that a thing?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5967 on: November 08, 2013, 05:26:39 pm »
The doge meme

I dont get it. Its even more pointless than the other memes that i can think of

I think I can say the same for just about any other meme, i.e. in-jokes that everybody else caught on and all that going out of hand.

For instance, the one on one of the newest the Pokémon in this ever-expanding menagerie, Espurr. And like Doge/Shibe, I didn't mind it at first, but I have started to get annoyed at so many other people kept making joke images of it.

And I think the joke of that meme was its disturbed appearance and its similarities to Kyubey from Puella Meguca Madoka Magicka (does not help when the Shiny has snow white fur, but its eyes are the same as its regular colors).

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5968 on: November 08, 2013, 06:25:03 pm »
I thought the joke was that it basically stared into your soul with a bone-chillingly blank expression.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5969 on: November 08, 2013, 07:27:39 pm »
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