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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7125 on: April 11, 2014, 06:21:22 pm »
I was eating dinner when I had to stop and use the bathroom, so I put my plate on counter.  Then I came out to discover that my sister came down from upstairs and decided to eat the rest of my shrimp off my goddamn plate.  She said didn't know they were mine, even though my grandma said that she told her that the shrimp in the kitchen were mine.  And even if she didn't hear her, what the hell kind of thought process makes you go "Oh look, a random plate of food on the counter that's not mine.  I think I'll eat what I want from it."

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« Reply #7126 on: April 12, 2014, 01:49:32 pm »
Being sick. In the space of five minutes I've demolished the toilet, it feels like I've burnt a hole in the back of my throat and half an hour later I've still got chunks of it in my sinuses. Well, if anyone needs me, I'll just be over here, being utterly miserable for the rest of the night.

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« Reply #7127 on: April 12, 2014, 02:25:30 pm »
Being sick. In the space of five minutes I've demolished the toilet, it feels like I've burnt a hole in the back of my throat and half an hour later I've still got chunks of it in my sinuses. Well, if anyone needs me, I'll just be over here, being utterly miserable for the rest of the night.

There's a disturbingly large amount of posts around here discussing your demolition of toilets.
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« Reply #7128 on: April 12, 2014, 08:37:51 pm »
Being sick. In the space of five minutes I've demolished the toilet, it feels like I've burnt a hole in the back of my throat and half an hour later I've still got chunks of it in my sinuses. Well, if anyone needs me, I'll just be over here, being utterly miserable for the rest of the night.

There's a disturbingly large amount of posts around here discussing your demolition of toilets.

Well, fuck toilets! Sitting around all smug in bathrooms.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7129 on: April 12, 2014, 09:33:37 pm »
Being sick. In the space of five minutes I've demolished the toilet, it feels like I've burnt a hole in the back of my throat and half an hour later I've still got chunks of it in my sinuses. Well, if anyone needs me, I'll just be over here, being utterly miserable for the rest of the night.

There's a disturbingly large amount of posts around here discussing your demolition of toilets.

Well, fuck toilets! Sitting around all smug in bathrooms.

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« Reply #7130 on: April 12, 2014, 11:08:07 pm »
Damn, you grossed out Hoff. That's an acomplishment.
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« Reply #7131 on: April 12, 2014, 11:18:29 pm »
Damn, you grossed out Hoff. That's an acomplishment.
It's actually quite easy. Just mention vaginas around him and you're guaranteed an "ew" at the very least.

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« Reply #7132 on: April 13, 2014, 01:29:00 am »
Damn, you grossed out Hoff. That's an acomplishment.
It's actually quite easy. Just mention vaginas around him and you're guaranteed an "ew" at the very least.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7133 on: April 13, 2014, 01:39:15 am »
THERE ARE VAGINAS ALL AROUND HOFSDATHER'S  TORTOISE!!!

I think that particular chapter was missing from my copy of Gödel, Escher, Bach.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #7134 on: April 13, 2014, 09:31:32 am »
Its digestive...stuff.

I actually really hate hearing about it. Icky
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« Reply #7135 on: April 13, 2014, 10:11:56 am »
I am now in that weird twilight between sleeping and awake and I hate it.

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« Reply #7136 on: April 13, 2014, 07:40:32 pm »
People who create a false dichotomy of sexuality being either A: Genetic or B: A choice, usually so they can use the lack of consensus on A to imply B.

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« Reply #7137 on: April 15, 2014, 01:12:16 am »
People who defend someone just to feel like they have the moral high ground. There wad this one guy I met who defended the "Human Barbie" despite the fact she's a racist and onto breathism.

Another case was this person saying we couldn't judge a us senator who believes the earth is 7000 years old.

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« Reply #7138 on: April 15, 2014, 01:41:00 am »
People who defend someone just to feel like they have the moral high ground. There wad this one guy I met who defended the "Human Barbie" despite the fact she's a racist and onto breathism.

Another case was this person saying we couldn't judge a us senator who believes the earth is 7000 years old.

I stopped caring about the "moral high ground" long ago. I don't believe in being nice to stupid or bigoted people, especially if their stupidity or bigotry could actually be harmful to others, just so I can say that I was the "bigger man."

Being the "bigger man" is fine if you want to feel morally superior. Not so much if you want to have an impact.
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« Reply #7139 on: April 15, 2014, 05:19:32 pm »
A bear here sorta half-assedly mauled a lady who had her garage door open in her home, which is in a recently developed area next to prime bear habitat. She was treated and released, with some staples in her scalp and tooth tear marks on her upper forehead, some relatively slight looking marks on her side, and claw scratches on her arms and legs. Believe me, that is more like being played with than mauled, when considering it was a 250 lb bear just out of hibernation, and very hungry.

As of today, the Florida Fish and Game dept has shot and killed 7 bears in response.

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A neighbor witnessed one of our local - as in, 2 miles from the CBD, downtown Orlando - Bald Eagles flying back to their nest site four blocks from me with a dead kitten in it's talons. And there have been a few missing dog posters in the 'hood the past year or so featuring a Chihuahua, a Maltese and a mixed breed 10 lb dog. That's very sad, I know, and I am wary for my own little dogs, but I'm more worried about some of the rich, politically connected people around here getting all riled up about it. Here's hoping nobody calls the Fish and Game Dept...

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