Things That Annoy You

[Art Vandelay]

The fact that anal prolapse porn is so common. I know you shouldn't judge people based on their fetishes, but it's still kind of disturbing that there's so much demand for that sort of thing.

Human reproductive instincts and behaviors are fucking weird. Like, really really fucking weird, and oddly counterproductive, no less.

I don't think its our reproductive drive that leads to this, so much as our drive for pleasure.  But, yes, I will agree that it does seem rather...counterintuitive to have a fetish that could easily lead to your death, or at least getting a MASSIVE infection.

Well, the reproductive drive is why it's pleasurable in the first place. But yeah, whatever the root cause, it's just dumb from an evolutionary standpoint.

Maybe stupid fetishes could be a halfway-convincing argument for creationism? God knows the poor bastards need some new material (pun intended).

[Ultimate Paragon]

The fact that anal prolapse porn is so common. I know you shouldn't judge people based on their fetishes, but it's still kind of disturbing that there's so much demand for that sort of thing.

Human reproductive instincts and behaviors are fucking weird. Like, really really fucking weird, and oddly counterproductive, no less.

I don't think its our reproductive drive that leads to this, so much as our drive for pleasure.  But, yes, I will agree that it does seem rather...counterintuitive to have a fetish that could easily lead to your death, or at least getting a MASSIVE infection.

Well, the reproductive drive is why it's pleasurable in the first place. But yeah, whatever the root cause, it's just dumb from an evolutionary standpoint.

Maybe stupid fetishes could be a halfway-convincing argument for creationism? God knows the poor bastards need some new material (pun intended).

That would just open a new can of worms.  Namely, why would God give people dumb turn-ons?

[RavynousHunter]

It depends on which god you're talking about.  If its Azathoth, then its just because he doesn't care...they don't call him the "Blind Idiot God" for nothin.  If you're referring to Yahweh, well...he's always been a sick bastard, that's nothing new.

[Art Vandelay]

The fact that anal prolapse porn is so common. I know you shouldn't judge people based on their fetishes, but it's still kind of disturbing that there's so much demand for that sort of thing.

Human reproductive instincts and behaviors are fucking weird. Like, really really fucking weird, and oddly counterproductive, no less.

I don't think its our reproductive drive that leads to this, so much as our drive for pleasure.  But, yes, I will agree that it does seem rather...counterintuitive to have a fetish that could easily lead to your death, or at least getting a MASSIVE infection.

Well, the reproductive drive is why it's pleasurable in the first place. But yeah, whatever the root cause, it's just dumb from an evolutionary standpoint.

Maybe stupid fetishes could be a halfway-convincing argument for creationism? God knows the poor bastards need some new material (pun intended).

That would just open a new can of worms.  Namely, why would God give people dumb turn-ons?

Why wouldn't he? Hard wiring us to want to do certain things and then condemning us to an eternity of torture for acting on it is preety much Standard Operating Proceedure. Giving us ridiculous fetishes for the sake of it is rather tame by God's standards.

Yes, we did iust go from anal prolapse fetish to religious doctrine is less than ten posts. I love you guys (all of the homo).

[Ultimate Paragon]

I don't believe God condemns people to hell over sex, except when it comes to stuff like rape and pedophilia.

[Art Vandelay]

Even so, he apparently made us (or the conditions for us to evolve) in a way that at least some people would be inclined to do that sort of thing in the first place. It makes you wonder why he didn't just make us have no desire whatsoever to rape or kiddle fiddle if he's truly omnipotent and simply doesn't want us engaging in such tomfoolery.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Even so, he apparently made us (or the conditions for us to evolve) in a way that at least some people would be inclined to do that sort of thing in the first place. It makes you wonder why he didn't just make us have no desire whatsoever to rape or kiddle fiddle if he's truly omnipotent and simply doesn't want us engaging in such tomfoolery.

Well, there are a few schools of thought that have different theories about that.

[chitoryu12]

anal prolapse porn is so common

wait what

[TheUnknown]

My Flash Player is saying that my flash plugin is installed, but not Pepper Flash (I use Chrome).  Videos play on Chrome, so I don't know what's going on.  Re-installing Chrome did nothing, and downloading the flash plugin directly did nothing.  This started after I downloaded the latest version, after which my flash player disappeared and wouldn't turn up in Windows Explorer for a day (Chrome flash still worked, though).  The thing is, if flash updates and I go to check which version I have, the site will say I have an updated plugin (because Chrome updates it automatically), but opening Flash Player will say I have the previous version, meaning I have to download it directly to get Flash Player to update.  Also, it seems that ever since I downloaded the latest version, the computer lag occasionally gets really bad.  I don't know if that's a coincidence, though.

So yeah, I don't know what the crap's going on.  Any ideas?

[Sleepy]

anal prolapse porn is so common

wait what

It's true. I'm glad I'm not the only person wondering why it's so widely available.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

anal prolapse porn is so common

wait what

It's true. I'm glad I'm not the only person wondering why it's so widely available.

The worst is when you're watching porn and you notice an advert for it or some other niche fetish playing in the background.

[chitoryu12]

How have I never seen these ever?

[mellenORL]

My Flash Player is saying that my flash plugin is installed, but not Pepper Flash (I use Chrome).  Videos play on Chrome, so I don't know what's going on.  Re-installing Chrome did nothing, and downloading the flash plugin directly did nothing.  This started after I downloaded the latest version, after which my flash player disappeared and wouldn't turn up in Windows Explorer for a day (Chrome flash still worked, though).  The thing is, if flash updates and I go to check which version I have, the site will say I have an updated plugin (because Chrome updates it automatically), but opening Flash Player will say I have the previous version, meaning I have to download it directly to get Flash Player to update.  Also, it seems that ever since I downloaded the latest version, the computer lag occasionally gets really bad.  I don't know if that's a coincidence, though.

So yeah, I don't know what the crap's going on.  Any ideas?

Sounds like the initial update pop-up window could be malware in disguise. Some of the bastards making these update lures have gotten pretty convincing with the quality of graphics, and get experienced users to click their lures. I'd say your best bet is to DL a decent free anti malware/anti virus suite from AVG, and do a full system scan. The AVG free version also lets you schedule scans and antivirus updates as often as once an hour.

[Sleepy]

My co-worker got engaged to his fiance way too quickly, so much that it seems like something I'd expect from a couple of high school freshmen. His fiance dropped out of high school a few years ago, won't get her GED or equivalent, won't get a job or anything. He's only an intern at my job, so he doesn't make jack for money. Well, his fiance just announced that she's pregnant and that they're super happy about it. WHY? You don't have enough money to support yourselves, let alone a fucking child. And because your relationship was rushed and unhealthy, you're likely going to split and fight over the fucking child, and ruin its little life early on. Way to be responsible, morons.

[Ultimate Paragon]

My co-worker got engaged to his fiance way too quickly, so much that it seems like something I'd expect from a couple of high school freshmen. His fiance dropped out of high school a few years ago, won't get her GED or equivalent, won't get a job or anything. He's only an intern at my job, so he doesn't make jack for money. Well, his fiance just announced that she's pregnant and that they're super happy about it. WHY? You don't have enough money to support yourselves, let alone a fucking child. And because your relationship was rushed and unhealthy, you're likely going to split and fight over the fucking child, and ruin its little life early on. Way to be responsible, morons.

Just goes to show.  Age is mandatory, maturity is optional.