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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1530 on: June 27, 2012, 07:29:14 pm »
My mom was watching a show on ID similar to Dateline, and it detailed a lengthy investigation after a series of attempted murders. Well, the police searched a man's house and discovered a bunch of S&M equipment (whips, cuffs) and acted as if that completely proved his guilt. Because fetishes like that totally equal murderer. Jesus christ, I enjoy that stuff. God forbid anyone ever get a search warrant for my place.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1531 on: June 27, 2012, 07:45:17 pm »
My mom was watching a show on ID similar to Dateline, and it detailed a lengthy investigation after a series of attempted murders. Well, the police searched a man's house and discovered a bunch of S&M equipment (whips, cuffs) and acted as if that completely proved his guilt. Because fetishes like that totally equal murderer. Jesus christ, I enjoy that stuff. God forbid anyone ever get a search warrant for my place.

So what would you have found?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1532 on: June 27, 2012, 11:12:50 pm »
That's kind of why I wanted to go into forensics cause a lot of them are completely stupid when it comes to such things.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1533 on: June 28, 2012, 08:45:02 am »
Labour students and the goddamned bureaucracy in the goddamned student union.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1534 on: June 28, 2012, 04:07:53 pm »
My account being frozen over an online purchase.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1535 on: June 28, 2012, 06:59:50 pm »
Venues that double-book and then expect you, the act they booked first, to swap dates to accommodate the other guys. Sorry, but that's bullshit; tell them you made a mistake and already have someone else booked, and make the new guys reschedule. It's not my band's fault you didn't mark your calender correctly.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1536 on: June 29, 2012, 02:14:49 am »
me at, what everyone else will describe as, a "!!Great Party!!"


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1537 on: June 29, 2012, 02:23:01 am »
My circadian rhythm being all fuxor'd.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1538 on: June 29, 2012, 11:56:03 am »
My neck has been hurting ever since I got here. I even tried sleeping with a different pillow last night, and it got worse.

Fuuuuck, now my head's pounding, too. I've never had such a long string of headaches/neck aches. Has anyone else experienced this?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1539 on: July 01, 2012, 12:05:57 pm »
...got where?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1540 on: July 01, 2012, 01:07:44 pm »
To my madre's house.

Also, motherfuck, I ended up vomiting last night during a bad migraine. Graaaahhhh.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1541 on: July 01, 2012, 01:26:36 pm »
K...doctor's should be your next visit woman.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1542 on: July 01, 2012, 01:58:17 pm »
When I started my job I decided to make it my mission to never give anyone my phone number, so no one could call me and ask me to work for them. I have failed my mission.  I don't know how, but now they all have my phone number and I'm being roped into covering for someone on my day off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1543 on: July 01, 2012, 03:05:20 pm »
When I started my job I decided to make it my mission to never give anyone my phone number, so no one could call me and ask me to work for them. I have failed my mission.  I don't know how, but now they all have my phone number and I'm being roped into covering for someone on my day off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1544 on: July 01, 2012, 05:27:01 pm »
When I started my job I decided to make it my mission to never give anyone my phone number, so no one could call me and ask me to work for them. I have failed my mission.  I don't know how, but now they all have my phone number and I'm being roped into covering for someone on my day off.

Welcome to the work force.  :-\ What you'll begin to notice is that the bigger your plans for your day off is directly proportional to the likelihood you will get called in. Just an anecdote, I got two tickets to go a concert last night that I was looking forward to for a while. So as I'm about to hop in the shower and start getting ready to head out, bam! Phone starts going off because someone called out. I just ignored it (as in let it go to voicemail) and went to the show. They called me back another three times and it went to another three voicemails. This bothers me a lot (my thing that annoys me) because I had told them I was going to a show Saturday evening and that the tickets cost a decent amount. Like how selfish can they be? Even though I know I will catch an earful about it Monday, it was so worth it.  ::)
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