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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1905 on: August 14, 2012, 04:17:28 pm »
I'm trying to make an appointment with my doctor, since I'm running low on my meds, but anytime I call his office the god damn line is busy. This has been going on for days.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1906 on: August 14, 2012, 10:21:42 pm »
I just saw an article titled "When is it acceptable for men to cry?" Riiiight, because if you cry over anything other than horrifying death, you're not a real man.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1907 on: August 14, 2012, 11:14:35 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on August 14, 2012, 10:21:42 pm
I just saw an article titled "When is it acceptable for men to cry?"

Once every 5 years, for no longer than 10 minutes. And it has to be on a Thursday. Between 6-8pm.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1908 on: August 15, 2012, 12:18:04 am »
Quote from: Sleepy on August 14, 2012, 10:21:42 pm
I just saw an article titled "When is it acceptable for men to cry?" Riiiight, because if you cry over anything other than horrifying death, you're not a real man.
I really don't want to sound like anyone from those "Social Justice" blogs that run around the bushes on gender denialism and other shit like that, but I really hate it when society expects a man to be "Manly" and any man who expresses at least one feminine trait is considered a pussy, a homosexual, or anything that's not considered "Manly."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1909 on: August 15, 2012, 12:38:28 am »
Quote from: Alehksu Kihdo on August 15, 2012, 12:18:04 am
Quote from: Sleepy on August 14, 2012, 10:21:42 pm
I just saw an article titled "When is it acceptable for men to cry?" Riiiight, because if you cry over anything other than horrifying death, you're not a real man.
I really don't want to sound like anyone from those "Social Justice" blogs that run around the bushes on gender denialism and other shit like that, but I really hate it when society expects a man to be "Manly" and any man who expresses at least one feminine trait is considered a pussy, a homosexual, or anything that's not considered "Manly."

THIS. I've got a Fallout fanfic I wrote where a main character bawls his eyes out when a close ally dies, and someone commented that "Ahmed needs to stop crying- I'm sick of him being a pussy." nite that this was the only time he'd cried like that, at all.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1910 on: August 15, 2012, 12:43:33 am »
My dog is sick from food allergies and he has to walk around with a big plastic white cone on his head. He's really uncomfortable and I feel bad for him.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1911 on: August 15, 2012, 12:54:32 am »
I once read an article about why women are turned off by men who have cats. It was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1912 on: August 15, 2012, 01:03:12 am »
Quote from: Hades on August 15, 2012, 12:54:32 am
I once read an article about why women are turned off by men who have cats. It was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
BECAUSE MEN SHOULD BE MANLY-MEN, NOT HOMOSEXUAL PUSSIES WHO LIKE GIRL STUFF!!! (insecure male logic)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1913 on: August 15, 2012, 01:21:11 am »
Quote from: Alehksu Kihdo on August 15, 2012, 01:03:12 am
Quote from: Hades on August 15, 2012, 12:54:32 am
I once read an article about why women are turned off by men who have cats. It was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
BECAUSE MEN SHOULD BE MANLY-MEN, NOT HOMOSEXUAL PUSSIES WHO LIKE GIRL STUFF!!! (insecure male logic)

I only remember one of the reasons: Cats are low-maintenance, so if a man doesn't want to bother taking care of an animal, HOW WILL HE EVER TAKE CARE OF YOU?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1914 on: August 15, 2012, 01:24:24 am »
Quote from: Hades on August 15, 2012, 01:21:11 am
Quote from: Alehksu Kihdo on August 15, 2012, 01:03:12 am
Quote from: Hades on August 15, 2012, 12:54:32 am
I once read an article about why women are turned off by men who have cats. It was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
BECAUSE MEN SHOULD BE MANLY-MEN, NOT HOMOSEXUAL PUSSIES WHO LIKE GIRL STUFF!!! (insecure male logic)

I only remember one of the reasons: Cats are low-maintenance, so if a man doesn't want to bother taking care of an animal, HOW WILL HE EVER TAKE CARE OF YOU?

I don't consider any creature that expects me to scoop up its shit to be low maintenance.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1915 on: August 15, 2012, 01:57:38 am »
I'd make a macho man's head explode.  Seriously, I like to cook, I don't mind cleaning (if I'm doing it with someone I like), I like cats, and I have...well, fewer problems expressing my emotions than I used to.  On the other hand, I love traditionally "manly" things like explosions, action movies, and Amon Amarth.  Oh, and cutting bitches in half with swords.  I really like that.

Well...unless we're talking about the Macho Man.  Macho Man Randy Savage was a real man who loved real Slim Jims and putting fools in half-nelsons.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1916 on: August 15, 2012, 02:15:15 am »
The Macho Man was the best. Some might even say, the cream of the crop.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1917 on: August 15, 2012, 02:37:11 am »
Cats aren't girl stuff.  Cats are... ... ... Cats!

I wonder if the whole freedom to express emotion is why women live longer on average than men.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1918 on: August 15, 2012, 11:41:10 am »
If anything, I'm more attracted to a guy who has cats because I know tons people who view them as feminine and unmanly, and it's sexy for the guy to defy that stereotype.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1919 on: August 15, 2012, 05:29:04 pm »
And it's time for new avatar then!

Ironbite-also I love showing off my baby girl.
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