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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #90 on: April 30, 2013, 11:18:27 pm »
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.

Dinner and a movie?  Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside?  Dinner and a blowjob?  Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater?  Movie and a blowjob?  Drive in the countryside and a blowjob?  Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage?  Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies?  A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?

If you're going for Dinner and then sex, if you are preparing the meal, and it's spicy, make sure you get all of the spices cleaned away, I have a friend who basically once didn't get all the spices cleaned off her hands, and had as she put it best the most unpleasant sex ever.

Capsaicin feels terrible on private bits.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #91 on: May 01, 2013, 12:23:11 am »
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2013, 12:57:26 am »
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.
Mind if I ask how you know this?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2013, 01:55:21 am »
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.

Is "intense" taken to mean "in unspeakable agony"?

Also peppermint and capsicum? I've heard of chocolate chilli icecream but there is no way a peppermint-hotsauce cocktail would work!

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2013, 11:06:00 am »
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.
Mind if I ask how you know this?

Experimentation.

However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.

Is "intense" taken to mean "in unspeakable agony"?

Also peppermint and capsicum? I've heard of chocolate chilli icecream but there is no way a peppermint-hotsauce cocktail would work!

More like "holy fuck, this feels like some magical KY stuff."

I'd imagine that anything like hot sauce would be agonizing. Just the thought makes me cringe.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2013, 02:46:21 pm »
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.

Is "intense" taken to mean "in unspeakable agony"?

Also peppermint and capsicum? I've heard of chocolate chilli icecream but there is no way a peppermint-hotsauce cocktail would work!
More like "holy fuck, this feels like some magical KY stuff."

I'd imagine that anything like hot sauce would be agonizing. Just the thought makes me cringe.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2013, 03:36:20 pm »
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum.  Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body.  That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.   

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2013, 04:01:24 pm »
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum.  Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body.  That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.

You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla.  I couldn't taste anything for three days.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2013, 04:04:34 pm »
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum.  Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body.  That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.

You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla.  I couldn't taste anything for three days.

Yikes... :p

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2013, 04:24:29 pm »
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum.  Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body.  That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.

You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla.  I couldn't taste anything for three days.

Some places sell pure capsaicin on a limited basis, and VERY occasionally someone will test it out to see how it works. Pure capsaicin (you literally cannot get any hotter with this chemical) is 16 million Scoville Heat Units. For reference, Tabasco sauce is typically around 2500 SHU. The current record holder for world's hottest chili pepper is a little over 2 million. Pepper spray is 2-5 million.

If you've got a big pot of stew and take a crystal of capsaicin the size of a grain of salt to provide all of the heat for it, it'll make your wife threaten to divorce you (this actually happened to one guy who tested it). It's been described as "smashing your tongue with a hammer" if you try to actually touch a crystal to your tongue.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2013, 04:31:37 pm »
You know, I fucking love thread derailments...

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2013, 04:35:35 pm »
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum.  Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body.  That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.

You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla.  I couldn't taste anything for three days.

Yikes... :p

oh yeah... it was just icy cold... and then the burn from the tip of tongue all the way down to stomach...
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2013, 07:27:52 pm »
You know, I fucking love thread derailments...

I know...they can be quite educational....and entertaining.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2013, 07:35:08 pm »
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?

Also, considering this thread's subject:

I AM A NICE GUY

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #104 on: May 01, 2013, 07:39:00 pm »
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?

Also, considering this thread's subject:

I AM A NICE GUY
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