Author Topic: Alternate History  (Read 25798 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #105 on: June 30, 2013, 06:54:12 pm »
What if Tesla's inventions weren't lost?

What if Tesla had gotten the credit for things Edison ripped off from him?
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

Offline chitoryu12

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4009
  • Gender: Male
  • Tax-Payer Rhino
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #106 on: June 30, 2013, 07:17:43 pm »
What if Tesla's inventions weren't lost?

What if Tesla had gotten the credit for things Edison ripped off from him?

Greenfield Village in Michigan probably wouldn't have built a replica of the Menlo Park lab.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

Offline Feral Dog

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 918
  • Gender: Female
  • Caffeine, how I adore thee.
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #107 on: June 30, 2013, 07:45:37 pm »
What if horses had never been domesticated?
Fiber Arts Enthusiast

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

Offline chitoryu12

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4009
  • Gender: Male
  • Tax-Payer Rhino
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #108 on: June 30, 2013, 07:47:02 pm »
What if horses had never been domesticated?

We'd ride donkeys.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

Offline Feral Dog

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 918
  • Gender: Female
  • Caffeine, how I adore thee.
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #109 on: June 30, 2013, 08:01:48 pm »
What if horses had never been domesticated?

We'd ride donkeys.

Battle Donkeys: The ultimate jackasses.
Fiber Arts Enthusiast

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

Offline Lt. Fred

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2994
  • Gender: Male
  • I see what you were trying to do there
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #110 on: June 30, 2013, 08:58:28 pm »
Without world war 2, how long would it have taken the United States to recover from the stock market crash?

Tricky question. How could the government create an excuse to do good? People seem to have an endless capacity to accept the government doing wrong, but as soon as someone proposes to improve things, everyone goes nuts- unless you can use blowing people up as an excuse.
Ultimate Paragon admits to fabricating a hit piece on Politico.

http://fqa.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=6936.0

The party's name is the Democratic Party. It has been since 1830. Please spell correctly.

"The party must go wholly one way or wholly the other. It cannot face in both directions at the same time."
-FDR

Offline Askold

  • Definitely not hiding a dark secret.
  • Global Moderator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 8358
  • Gender: Male
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #111 on: July 01, 2013, 01:00:40 am »
What if horses had never been domesticated?

We'd ride donkeys.

Or we'd have oxen or something pulling carts.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

Offline lord gibbon

  • That Weird Guy in the Corner
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Gender: Male
  • living trivia machine
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #112 on: July 01, 2013, 02:33:36 am »
War oxen, what a wonderful idea.

"Onward, my trust steed! To battle!" "Moo"
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

Quote from: Seneca
Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

Offline Askold

  • Definitely not hiding a dark secret.
  • Global Moderator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 8358
  • Gender: Male
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #113 on: July 01, 2013, 02:48:25 am »
War oxen, what a wonderful idea.

"Onward, my trust steed! To battle!" "Moo"

Answer this: Which one is scarier, a horse or a bull charging at you? (Hint, while both can kick bite and trample only one can gore you with its horns.)
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

Offline Canadian Mojo

  • Don't Steal Him. We Need Him. He Makes Us Cool!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1770
  • Gender: Male
  • Υπό σκιή
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #114 on: July 01, 2013, 01:43:22 pm »
War oxen, what a wonderful idea.

"Onward, my trust steed! To battle!" "Moo"
Battle moose.

Particularly useful for amphibious assaults.

Offline Askold

  • Definitely not hiding a dark secret.
  • Global Moderator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 8358
  • Gender: Male
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #115 on: July 02, 2013, 12:58:13 am »
War oxen, what a wonderful idea.

"Onward, my trust steed! To battle!" "Moo"
Battle moose.

Particularly useful for amphibious assaults.

I see your moose and raise you with battle-reindeer-sleds.



"Yo ho ho, now I have a machinegun."
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

Offline PosthumanHeresy

  • Directing Scenes for Celebritarian Needs
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2626
  • Gender: Male
  • Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #116 on: July 02, 2013, 03:29:44 am »
What if the terrorists had waited later in 9/11, and had successfully hit the White House? 9/11/2001 was the day of the annual Congressional Picnic, which would have had all of Congress, the Senate, Bush, Cheney, and even the Washington D.C. government. With Bush/Cheney wiped out, and all the congressmen and senators dead, what would have happened (outside of the infinite-term people no longer being in office)?
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #117 on: July 02, 2013, 03:35:53 am »
Most likely, in my opinion? Martial law, leading directly into a military dictatorship. With the entirety of the federal government wiped out and widespread panic across the country, that would be the only viable way to maintain order. It's anyone's guess whether Constitutional ideals would have been strong enough to ensure a serious rebuilding of the government and peaceful transition of power from the military back to a civilian government.

Personally, I doubt it.
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

Offline Canadian Mojo

  • Don't Steal Him. We Need Him. He Makes Us Cool!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1770
  • Gender: Male
  • Υπό σκιή
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #118 on: July 02, 2013, 03:54:39 am »
War oxen, what a wonderful idea.

"Onward, my trust steed! To battle!" "Moo"
Battle moose.

Particularly useful for amphibious assaults.

I see your moose and raise you with battle-reindeer-sleds.



"Yo ho ho, now I have a machinegun."

Offline PosthumanHeresy

  • Directing Scenes for Celebritarian Needs
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2626
  • Gender: Male
  • Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar
Re: Alternate History
« Reply #119 on: July 02, 2013, 04:03:43 am »
Most likely, in my opinion? Martial law, leading directly into a military dictatorship. With the entirety of the federal government wiped out and widespread panic across the country, that would be the only viable way to maintain order. It's anyone's guess whether Constitutional ideals would have been strong enough to ensure a serious rebuilding of the government and peaceful transition of power from the military back to a civilian government.

Personally, I doubt it.
I had thought of that at first, but remember, the Pentagon also takes a plane. So, the military's just as discombobulated, their main command center is wrecked, and they have no clue what's going on either. Unlike now, they can't talk to Congress, and additionally, chances are, all ability to use are nuclear missiles is lost, due to both the President and the nuclear football being destroyed. While a military dictatorship would happen over time, they just wouldn't have the facilities or power to run it for at least a few weeks, and the rest of the world would likely notice a newly nukeless America.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.