John Robert Lind of Blaine Minnesota was arrested last Thursday after his Co-worker Pat Maahs caught him ejaculating into her coffee,
“He looked over his shoulder, and the deer-in-the-headlights look and promptly left the room,” she said. “And when he left the room, I looked down at the desk and here was a puddle on the desk.”
This hadn't been the first time, he admitted he had been doing for the last six months.
For his part, Lind says he didn't do this to harass Maahs, but did it because he was in love with her and appearently saw this as the best way to show her his feelings.
He was brought to trial for criminal sexual conduct, but the charges were dropped because they're isn't actually a law against this. Just remember that next time you have a drink and think it tastes funny, it might not have gone bad, some might just love you very much. Your welcome.
http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/04/06/uppity-women-want-to-make-ejaculating-into-someones-coffee-count-as-actual-criminal-sexual-conduct/#more-15949
