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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3330 on: February 23, 2013, 06:29:56 pm »

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

You need to be sat at the end of a humble pie conveyor belt like Art's signature.

For fucking real.

Normally this would be the point where I point out my sarcasm.

Instead, I'll just laugh and continue drinking my soft drink.

I'm inclined to doubt that, given your frequent arrogance, but I can take your word for it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3331 on: February 23, 2013, 06:31:44 pm »
Blue eye supremacists. We were talking about how the blue eyed gene was recessive, and that if we kept breeding randomly, blue eyes might become rare. Ditto with gingers, blondes, etc. One girl who had blue eyes and blonde hair said "Well that's why I'm marrying a blue eyed man, I don't want my baby to end up with brown eyes".

I also knew another girl who would gossip about other women's looks. She was a bitch. Basically if a brown-eyed girl was prettier than her she would literally say "But at least I have blue eyes".

Idk why they care so much. I like brown eyes. I prefer them to blue eyes when it comes to beauty, but not like these people. I know brown-eyes aren't a race, but it does come across as racist to me, since only northern European people have them.

WTF?? Who cares what color eyes someone has. Most of my family have blue eyes, it's only me and mom who don't(I have dark brown, while my Mom has Hazel).

Wait a second.  People pay close enough attention to remember eye color of people?  I know my eye color, but only because I kinda have to for the sake of my driver's license.

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

There's a difference between complimenting someone's pretty blue eyes and assuming someone cannot be pretty without them, and that brown eyes are an ugly pain on the human race.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3332 on: February 23, 2013, 08:05:31 pm »
Normally this would be the point where I point out my sarcasm.

Instead, I'll just laugh and continue drinking my soft drink.

I'm inclined to doubt that, given your frequent arrogance, but I can take your word for it.

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Right-o then.

There's a difference between complimenting someone's pretty blue eyes and assuming someone cannot be pretty without them, and that brown eyes are an ugly pain on the human race.

Good grief, I've never heard someone say that, but that's annoying. I prefer blue eyes, but some colors are better suited for certain faces.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3333 on: February 24, 2013, 01:00:29 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3334 on: February 24, 2013, 05:45:24 am »

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

You need to be sat at the end of a humble pie conveyor belt like Art's signature.

For fucking real.

Normally this would be the point where I point out my sarcasm.

Instead, I'll just laugh and continue drinking my soft drink.

I'm inclined to doubt that, given your frequent arrogance, but I can take your word for it.

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Geeze, why is everyone so hostile right now? You all need to calm down a tad.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3335 on: February 24, 2013, 06:52:36 am »
Geeze, why is everyone so hostile right now? You all need to calm down a tad.

I don't think anyone's really "hostile." Wykked's just looking to flex her modly powers.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3336 on: February 24, 2013, 07:03:15 am »
Geeze, why is everyone so hostile right now? You all need to calm down a tad.
I don't think anyone's really "hostile." Wykked's just looking to flex her modly powers.
I'm sensing a little bit of it from most people in that particular quote pyramid. Maybe it's just me, though.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3337 on: February 24, 2013, 11:03:56 am »
Geeze, why is everyone so hostile right now? You all need to calm down a tad.
I don't think anyone's really "hostile." Wykked's just looking to flex her modly powers.
I'm sensing a little bit of it from most people in that particular quote pyramid. Maybe it's just me, though.

No hostility, just pointing out an annoyance of mine.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3338 on: February 24, 2013, 11:11:29 am »
Instead of pasting something, you accidently copy what you were going to paste it over.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3339 on: February 24, 2013, 02:55:53 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3340 on: February 24, 2013, 03:21:26 pm »
Geeze, why is everyone so hostile right now? You all need to calm down a tad.

I don't think anyone's really "hostile." Wykked's just looking to flex her modly powers.

I was going to say that the forum thrives on hostility in small doses.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3341 on: February 24, 2013, 05:26:32 pm »
Surely we can all be a bit more thick skinned though, nothing was said that required any warnings.

I have a cup of cement here if anyone needs to harden up.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3342 on: February 24, 2013, 09:22:10 pm »
Surely we can all be a bit more thick skinned though, nothing was said that required any warnings.

I have a cup of cement here if anyone needs to harden up.

Meh, I prefer porn for my hardening up.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3343 on: February 26, 2013, 03:38:05 am »
Surely we can all be a bit more thick skinned though, nothing was said that required any warnings.

I have a cup of cement here if anyone needs to harden up.

Meh, I prefer porn for my hardening up.

That's not how cement is made, you ninny.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3344 on: February 26, 2013, 01:55:24 pm »
Surely we can all be a bit more thick skinned though, nothing was said that required any warnings.

I have a cup of cement here if anyone needs to harden up.

Meh, I prefer porn for my hardening up.

That's not how cement is made, you ninny.

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