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Offline JohnE

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3855 on: May 04, 2013, 12:44:01 am »
Since my dad retired, a few weeks ago, he's been getting very crabby, to the point that he's been snapping at my wife.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3856 on: May 04, 2013, 11:10:51 am »
I'm a tosser? It's what I think every time I see someone using it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3857 on: May 04, 2013, 11:49:00 am »
1. Mom complaining about the fact that I take my dog out for his walk, which just around the block, in my pjs.

2.That I have to work today, and that means I can't wear any of the Star Wars t-shirts for May the 4th, also known as Star Wars day.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3858 on: May 04, 2013, 04:08:14 pm »
....are you wearing a see-through teddy with a g-string?  No?

Ironbite-your mom can just FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF THEN!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3859 on: May 04, 2013, 04:18:22 pm »
Quote from: Empress Nicki on May 04, 2013, 11:49:00 am
1. Mom complaining about the fact that I take my dog out for his walk, which just around the block, in my pjs.

My mom is like that as well. She got mad at me for walking dogs early in the morning in my PJs EVEN WHEN I WAS LIVING IN NEW YORK.

Of course, when I went out wearing a skirt, she told me I was going to get raped and it would be my fault because I looked like a whore.

My mommy's a special lady.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3860 on: May 04, 2013, 04:18:36 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on May 04, 2013, 04:08:14 pm
....are you wearing a see-through teddy with a g-string?  No?

Ironbite-your mom can just FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF THEN!

More hitting on Nicki in 3, 2, 1......
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3861 on: May 05, 2013, 03:14:02 am »
My boyfriend is so stubborn when it comes to trying anything I suggest, but kicks up a massive fuss every time I refuse to try something
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3862 on: May 05, 2013, 10:01:55 am »
My cousin has to be the biggest attention whore ever, ok it was bad she was engaged, but now since they broke up it's been amped up to 11, oh and did I mention she went out and got a big ass tattoo, I wish I could have seen the reaction from my aunt and uncle, it must've been priceless.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3863 on: May 05, 2013, 12:59:35 pm »
My parents are fighting again and they want to drag me into it >.<
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3864 on: May 05, 2013, 01:02:12 pm »
Quick say something anti-semitic and get the fuck out of there

Ironbite-how I avoid getting into fights.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3865 on: May 05, 2013, 02:24:53 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on May 05, 2013, 01:02:12 pm
Quick say something anti-semitic and get the fuck out of there

Ironbite-how I avoid getting into fights.

Oh, the irony.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3866 on: May 05, 2013, 11:32:29 pm »
So, i've had to read Anthem for my Philosophical Literature class as a example of objectivist beliefs, and... well, Ayn's writing style is fucking terrible. I understand that it's hard to write good characters into a ~100pg. space, but take a page from David Lynch and Stephen King -- Don't write in a crapload of characters that are flatter than the  Salar de Uyuni!

...and those gripes aren't even bringing up her political views...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3867 on: May 06, 2013, 11:12:19 am »
Trying to drive while holding onto a rather jumpy cat. Driving one handed while using the other to keep the little bugger's claws out of me is just a tad less than ideal.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3868 on: May 06, 2013, 01:16:09 pm »
You know Art they have these things called pet carriers.  Try using one next time
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3869 on: May 06, 2013, 04:34:41 pm »
When people laugh at inappropriate times in the theater. Or when I'm watching a show.

And then my dad decides to ask me what's going on in the movie. I had no idea because it was my first time seeing the movie, too.
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