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Offline Sleepy

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6765 on: February 04, 2014, 05:27:42 pm »
I wouldn't be embarrassed about having an IUD inserted, just scared of the pain. Nurses see that crap all day, and they've seen far worse.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6766 on: February 04, 2014, 06:04:55 pm »
TMI period snark:
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6767 on: February 04, 2014, 06:46:03 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6768 on: February 04, 2014, 07:32:25 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6769 on: February 04, 2014, 07:35:15 pm »
You lot have no idea just how how thankful I am for being male right now.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6770 on: February 04, 2014, 07:42:32 pm »
Being a chick sucks in a lot of ways (both societal and biological), but the ability to orgasm multiple times in a row for as long as we want is pretty awesome.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6771 on: February 04, 2014, 07:45:38 pm »
Yeah, not even close to worth it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6772 on: February 04, 2014, 07:48:24 pm »
Yeah, that is one thing I'm thankful for not being biologically female. (Granted I wish I was but I can live without the whole bleeding from my crotch for several days out of the month part.)

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6773 on: February 04, 2014, 07:50:18 pm »
Yeah, not even close to worth it.

Probably not.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6774 on: February 04, 2014, 07:55:18 pm »
Before I went on the pill, I used to get heavy, quite painful periods twice a month. Sometimes more. I was anemic, constantly lethargic and breathless and missing school all the time. At some points, I was spending more time ON my period than off.

It was ridiculous and made me hate nature.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6775 on: February 04, 2014, 08:40:13 pm »
Yeah, I spent most of high school moderately to severely anemic, despite taking iron pills. My period was so whacked that I had a D&C while I was in the psych ward (because I would. not. stop. bleeding. and the doctors thought something had gone terribly wrong). Nothing abnormal came up in the tissue analysis, but dear god were the cramps horrible.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6776 on: February 05, 2014, 12:17:37 am »
[soapbox]

BRONIES

ARE NOT

AN OPPRESSED

MINORITY!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6777 on: February 05, 2014, 12:43:56 am »
...  Okay, we're gonna need a new soapbox.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6778 on: February 05, 2014, 12:45:59 am »
What happened this time?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6779 on: February 05, 2014, 12:46:58 am »
Fucking hell, I was keeping all my soap in there.