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Offline Katsuro

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Re: The History Channel presenting the Bible as fact
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2013, 05:28:19 pm »
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I've heard about the new Bible series on History, but I'm not sure I would watch it even if I could get it.  It seems like every time I did watch a show of this nature on History, I found myself calling bullshit on most of the things they presented as "fact" or probable.
It's not even a historical view of it, it's a dramatic re-enactment. And I'm really streching the word dramatic here.

Am I the only one who would be sickeningly amused if they included all the begatting?

Seriously, you could make a decent porn-with-plot movie out of some Bible stories.

After Jesus' capture it does start getting a bit Fifty Shades of Grey
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Re: The History Channel presenting the Bible as fact
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2013, 01:33:35 pm »
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Re: The History Channel presenting the Bible as fact
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2013, 01:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on March 18, 2013, 01:33:35 pm
Wow, the devil does look quite Obama-y.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/obama-devil-resemblance-bible-sets-off-firestorm-140047536.html
And those are some of the whitest Middle Easterners I've ever seen--at least since The Last Temptation of Christ.
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Re: The History Channel presenting the Bible as fact
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2013, 06:23:34 pm »
Looks more like a darker-skinned Leonard Nimoy to me.
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Re: The History Channel presenting the Bible as fact
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2013, 08:01:49 pm »
That... looks nothing like Obama.
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Re: The History Channel presenting the Bible as fact
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2013, 06:45:51 am »
If you take skin colour out of the picture and look at other features, he looks more like the G-Man from HL2 to me, at first glance, anyway.
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