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Title: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Barbarella on August 16, 2013, 05:44:00 pm
An old doofus writes an ebook on "Biblical Discipline" (which of course is probably a 100+ page book telling you how to spank your kid). He hasn't watched the tube in over 35 years! Somehow he's okay with The Web because he gets a nice family photo for the cover of his kiddie-butt-tanning manual. Hilarity ensues......

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/08/16/fundamentalist-preacher-accidentally-uses-modern-family-picture-for-ebook-cover/

You see fundies....worldly knowledge is your FRIEND!

This has happened before. Fundies are slow learners. Lesbian couple from-a-distance on a fundie self-help book. Lesbian nuptuals used for a sexist/homophobic FOX "Newz" piece....

I love it when they show how stupid they are!
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Dakota Bob on August 16, 2013, 07:21:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7Ftgnhf.gif)
If this dummy thinks the TV is evil but the Internet is a-ok, he should take a look at my search history, that'll change his mind.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 16, 2013, 10:07:00 pm
Or, show him all of ASSTR.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 16, 2013, 10:32:51 pm
Or, show him all of ASSTR.

What?
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 16, 2013, 10:36:13 pm
Bahahahahahaha. This is literally the best thing I've heard all day.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 16, 2013, 11:06:58 pm
Or, show him all of ASSTR.

What?
Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository. It's a text porn site. It mainly deals in twisted fetishes (and has not one but two Lolicon side-sites).
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Old Viking on August 17, 2013, 03:05:52 pm
If the word Schadenfreude didn't exist we'd have to create it.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: rageaholic on August 17, 2013, 05:00:10 pm
LMAO!!!

I watch Modern Family and know the characters so that makes this even funnier. 
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Barbarella on August 17, 2013, 11:52:01 pm
Ain't it a hoot? This is the best thing ever!

I also think it's a scream that he avoids TV but is okay with The Net....the same Net that's even more deranged with sleaze than TV. I mean there's NO WAY that they would show Blue Waffle,  SwapChicks or BME Pain Olympics on National TV (American TV, especially).

Maybe he should just ditch both the Net & TV and just live in a cave somewhere!
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: anti-nonsense on August 19, 2013, 03:22:42 am
If the word Schadenfreude didn't exist we'd have to create it.

Instead we stole it, because that's how English works muthafukers!

And yes, fundamentalists have a delicious habit of shooting themselves in the foot like this.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: TheL on August 21, 2013, 01:13:17 pm
Ain't it a hoot? This is the best thing ever!

I also think it's a scream that he avoids TV but is okay with The Net....the same Net that's even more deranged with sleaze than TV. I mean there's NO WAY that they would show Blue Waffle,  SwapChicks or BME Pain Olympics on National TV (American TV, especially).

Maybe he should just ditch both the Net & TV and just live in a cave somewhere!

My favorite part is his assumption that absolutely none of the images that come up on Google Image Search are protected by copyright.  Google =/= shutterstock.com
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Leafy on August 21, 2013, 05:34:54 pm
This reminds me of the story about the Fox News anti-gay marriage article's heading being two women getting married. It was awesome.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: the_ignored on August 22, 2013, 10:08:09 pm
Anyone remember the "Adam" model from the creation museum?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/06/08/creation-museums-adam-has-a-porno-past/

http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/7901017.html
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Leafy on August 22, 2013, 11:04:51 pm
Anyone remember the "Adam" model from the creation museum?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/06/08/creation-museums-adam-has-a-porno-past/

http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/7901017.html
Oh god, that's hilarious.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 23, 2013, 02:24:18 am
Anyone remember the "Adam" model from the creation museum?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/06/08/creation-museums-adam-has-a-porno-past/

http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/7901017.html
Oh god, that's hilarious.

I just can't shake the idea that this was someone's idea of a prank.
Title: Re: Another Fundy Makes A Funny! (Get A LOAD OF THIS!)
Post by: Barbarella on August 29, 2013, 12:42:38 pm
 :-* If anyone can find a screenshot or something of the "Adam" video, I'd loooooooovvvve to see it *hehheh*.....for.....um.....research......  :-* ;D 8)