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[Ghoti]

No. I get white chocolate hot chocolate and put raspberry syrup in it.

How many boards would the Mongol hoards hoard if the Mongol hoards got bored?

[Askold]

Scores.

Would you rather get a power armour (Like space marines, Iron man or Spartans etc.) or cybernetic (Robocop, Halo spartans, Deus ex etc.) upgrades?

Note that the power up wether suit or body would be roughly equivalent in their effects. The main difference being that the cybernetics are always with you and cause major changes to your body while the suit leaves your body the way it is now but can be lost and you might get in danger while out of the suit.

[Ghoti]

Cybernetic upgrades. I wouldn't even fight crime or anything, I'd just be even lazier than I already am.

Chocolate and caramel or chocolate and mint?

[Sour Grapes]

Yes please!

Have you played Dead Space? And if so, doesn't Chapter 5 drive you up the freaking wall?!

[Ghoti]

YEEEESS AUUGGHHHH

Who do you think would win in a fistfight: Commander Shepard or Batman?

[Random Gal]

Batman. Batman can beat anyone if given sufficient preparation time.

Humans live only 80-90 years while turtles can get up to 200. How is that fair?

[Ghoti]

(I think you missed the fistfight bit.)

It's fair because turtles spend all winter sleep while humans buy lots of things they don't need and give them to people they don't like.

Do you have any double joints?

[Feral Dog]

Double joints? Yeah man, it's like, totally legal in my state now. 

What is your favorite fanfiction?

[Ghoti]

Either Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained or Glorious Shotgun Princess. Both ME fanfics, both very good.

What's your favorite dark comedy?

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Has to be The League of Gentlemen.

Are you local?

[Askold]

No. Despite living at Tampere for a few years I still consider myself an outsider here and feel that my "home" is the region where I grew up.

Do you ever lay awake at night and think about every single mistake you have ever done?

[Ghoti]

Only in the context of my failed relationship.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

[Zygarde]

I once ate glass when I was seven (Don't ask.)


What is your theme song as of today (Mine is Here I go Again by Whitesnake.)

[Ghoti]

Mad World by Tears for Fears, arranged by Gary Jules.

If you could combine two animals, which two would you combine and why?

[Indikins]

I would combine a gorilla and an elephant. Both are formidable combatants, are extremely intelligent and have demonstrated the ability to grieve and perform acts of altruism. Hopefully, this would create a kinder, more intelligent species more able to defend itself from poachers.

Would you rather be spontaneously and permanently transformed into a Republican or a small insect?